Randomocity

things, stuff... and other things.

[vicmcgee]

Begging level: Don't even to open my eyes.

[loojii]

note that it works best with thin lineart (I used SAI2 for this, but I think you can use any art program  with a overlay layer mode)

[vicmcgee]

My Hero Academia

When every other episode is recap but you're marathoning it.

[fruitillegal]

artists on tumblr stop fukcing lying to yourselves you never draw those sticks and circles when you sketch stuff out you just die and you know it

[hikiganes]

artists tag yourselves

[vicmcgee]

Even in art I'm chaotic evil.

[lucid-luck]

I want one of those scenes in a dude bro film where “tomboy” chick has to wear a dress to go undercover or whatever, but instead of the guys drooling as she walks down the stairs, they’re like “k. U need to stop. Go put the cargo pants back on. You look super uncomfortable and awkward in that. Brutus, you go be the fake prostitute.”

[thranduilland]

I’m just imagining this super ripped guy called Brutus being like ‘YESSS!!! I’VE ALWAYS WANTED TO BE THE FAKE PROSTITUTE!! Now is my time to shine!!’

[daryltoh]

[tohdraws-deactivated20181120]

so I got inspired… and had to make a comic….

[herongale]

BRUTUS ANSWERS THE CALL

[sixpenceee]

The dog has megaesophagus, an enlargement of the esophagus that makes it hard to get food to move down into his gut. He requires the help of gravity to help move the bolus of food downward and so has to sit upright. This chair (called a Bailey chair) was designed to help dogs with this condition and would have otherwise been put down.

[love]

[vicmcgee]

Stop! In the name of love!

[vicmcgee]

I have been lying in bed for the past 6 hours begging for sleep.

[89cats]

[10knotes]

“I requested minions of darkness, and you gave my fluffy jellybeans.”

[luminar2000]

My favourite quotes

“Aim towards the Enemy.” - Instruction printed on U.S. Rocket Launcher “When the pin is pulled, Mr. Grenade is not our friend.” - U.S. Army “Cluster bombing from B-52s is very, very accurate. The bombs are guaranteed to always hit the ground.” - U.S.A.F. Ammo Troop “If the enemy is in range, so are you.” - Infantry Journal “A slipping gear could let your M203 grenade launcher fire when you least expect it. That would make you quite unpopular in what’s left of your unit.” - Army’s magazine of preventive maintenance “It is generally inadvisable to eject directly over the area you just bombed.” - U.S. Air Force Manual “Try to look unimportant; they may be low on ammo.” - Infantry Journal “Tracers work both ways.” - U.S. Army Ordnance “Five-second fuses only last three seconds.” - Infantry Journal “Bravery is being the only one who knows you’re afraid.” - Col. David Hackworth “If your attack is going too well, you’re probably walking into an ambush.” - Infantry Journal “No combat-ready unit has ever passed inspection.” - Joe Gay “Any ship can be a minesweeper … once.” - Anonymous “Never tell the Platoon Sergeant you have nothing to do.” - Unknown Army Recruit “Don’t draw fire; it irritates the people around you.” - Your Buddies (And lastly) “If you see a bomb technician running, try to keep up with him.” - U.S. Ammo Troop

[nobelshieldmaiden-blog]

The best for last.

[vicmcgee]

Jars

I am a strong, independent woman, but I just bought groceries and could really use a strong, independent jar opener of any gender right now.

[vicmcgee]

New Idea

So I just found out that due to an error with Keys website all of the resumes I have been sending out have just been blank word documents. For months I've been doing this.

No wonder I didn't get any interviews.

But it did give me an idea. Instead of fixing it I should just add a single line at the bottom of the document.

Blank resume, 12 font at the bottom; I can be whom ever you need for this job. Name : number.

[katswenski]

[pattythenest]

Are you fucking kidding me

[vicmcgee]

this this is life right now

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6cIK7TD4czw

[vicmcgee]

This kinda day

I swear to drunk I am god!

[bogleech]

I think I’m just gonna go back to my “sports are mostly for assholes” teenage nerd attitude after literally thousands of sports fans just destroyed part of a major city because they liked how That Ball Get Kick Good. Not even gonna get into the fact that police broke out more violent tactics against completely peaceful protests (except I just did) or the president’s recent words tying sports into patriotism and even military loyalty (JESUS) or the billions of dollars that get sunk into Ball Get Kicked instead of science or medicine or people in need. The “industry” surrounding sports needs to die. Sports should be something kids and friends do to relax not a miniature intranational war.

[justdungeonmasterthings]

[lilysflowershop-deactivated2019]

@zenxenophilia @fugoh thought you might find this funny ;p