>Bing Bong_

[pangur-and-grim]

small alien whomst I cherish

[dankmemeuniversity]

[swishersposts]

artists fuck better because we turn sex into art, masterpieces, mattresses become canvases where we can paint our love to someone with bodies.

[zsnes]

its like, impossible to come up with anything funnier than the experience of seeing this post

[targuzzler-deactivated20180224]

pharoahs fuck better because they ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhh put the pussy in a scarmophogoghs

[piss-bong]

A weighted blanket isn’t enough I need to be vacuum sealed

[hashtagloveloses]

if you’re a new tumblr user from tiktok or IG or something and only like posts and dont reblog them yeah people will think you’re a bot and block you but you will also make this website actively worse. they want “algorithmic” users like you, served recommended posts through likes, not people who just follow each other and respond to the direct chronological feed. there is a reason this website is still better than the rest, even with all its problems, do not ruin this

[hashtagloveloses]

ok i need to make this clearer: if you do not reblog posts and only like them you are contributing to this site actively getting worse and becoming like all the apps you hate. keep likes to things you just wanna keep off your blog. reblog everything else. ESPECIALLY fanart, which always needs a reblog.

[hashtagloveloses]

and FYI: what i’m saying here is backed up by tumblr themselves. they admit this publicly.

if you want a good RECENT (as of the end of February 2022) overview of what is going on behind the scenes at tumblr, it is basically what i’ve been saying for years: the core staff is tiny, constantly not being listened to when they advocate for us, the community, and working there is a nightmare:

The inside story of how Tumblr lost its way

And how it can find itself again for a new generation.

[taikeero-lecoredier]

Reblogging to encourage people instead of only liking is really not that fucking hard if you dont want people to be discouraged cuz their stuff get zero interactions and 99% useless likes and be driven off the Platform.

[self-loving-vampire]

[johnnyjoestarrelatable]

what's the kid in the tootsie pop commercial got such a giant ass for though

[johnnyjoestarrelatable]

[cheaphalloweencostume]

you all hate the position i sleep in because you haven’t advanced to my level and you’re jealous of my mental acuity and caustic wit as well as being extremely good at sleeping

[cheaphalloweencostume]

[emptycontainer]

[best-of-inspirobot]

[Your vagina is average]

[thyrell]

[sentada]

[boxerbunny]

[browningtons-deactivated2018041]

[theworsethingsgettheharderifight]

it didn’t look enough like a Real Hospital so I fixed it :)

[somethingusefulfromflorida]

I’m at a loss for words

[foreveralone-lyguy]

I like to slip subliminal messages go out with me into all of my text posts

[pukicho]

Pls don’t be offended if I forget your name, my mind simply removed that information for something more important.

[minisculemoth]

like what?

[pukicho]

Sims cheat codes 

[coolyo294]

mickey mouse advocates for the violent overthrow of governmental institutions this december 

[angfdz-deactivated20160505]

ok you’re thick but is your heart thick ? 🐸☕️

[emigration]

that’s actually called hypertrophic cardiomyopathy and people die from it

[cuuno-moved]

sonic the lesbian is a hedgehog

[cuuno-moved]

wait i fucked it up.

[cuuno-moved]

guys stop reblogging this.