just some bitch

[nuttydame]

Ted Raimi in the DVD interviews for “Been There, Done That”

[xenasmanyskills]

Gabrielle: /Does something unbearably sexy

Xena: Joxer. This is very important. I need you to run 3 miles east and find a bald man named Harry. When you do, tell him ‘white, not green’ and come back.

Gabrielle: Why does he need to do that?

Xena: So he feels like he’s doing something productive while I make you forget your own name.

[thefingerfuckingfemalefury]

:D

SOMEONE DRAW FANART OF THIS

[brookietf]

Joxer: They value me so much, I always get to go on important missions for them!

[vikkivanbitch]

Juvira on Twitter

“🔞#nsfw #furry #yiff Damn... You are 10k! Thank you! Let's make more love. ❤️ https://t.co/8Uh2jmXBFt”

[scifi-fantasy-horror]

by  Carlos Cruz

[otherwindow]

[elfgirleargasm-deactivated20241]

This is just Yzma and Kronk

[tothearkmoved]

4-2-2011

[wolfydawolfli]

I never considered baby capybaras were a thing but here I am, d'awstruck but the tiny adorable child

[iridessence]

babybara

[toasty-bat]

[iridessence]

holy shit

[tiktoksthataregood-ish]

[kitty]

[haelstorm]

my sexuality is that shot in the opening of xena: warrior princess of lucy lawless turning toward the light with wind flowing through her hair, looking more beautiful than any human being has a right to look

[haelstorm]

like what the fuck!!!!!!!!!

[lightsaroundyourvanity]

i knew exactly the moment you were describing in an instant but thank u for providing a pic anyway bc……. what radiance!? what splendour.

[haelstorm]

and the picture doesn’t even do it justice like……….. it doesn’t capture the movement, the way she turns, her face before she smiles, the music playing in the background……. lucy lawless is a gift

[lightsaroundyourvanity]

naaaa na naaa na NAAAAAA

[rachandroll]

[kdasource]

K/DA with @seradotwav are featured on the November issue of DAZED China. We’ve shown you #MORE and we can’t wait to go #ALLOUT this Friday. // Outfits by @louisvuitton.

[justcatposts]

This giant mountain lion playing the shell game to win his favorite stuffed toy 

(Source)

[dragonpuppies]

Elizabethan Peasant 1: Look yonder! Someone has writ upon that ceiling that thou art most easily gulled!

Elizabethan Peasant 2: More fool they, for I cannot read.

Elizabethan Peasant 1: *sighing, lowers his visage unto his palm*

[theamityelf]

Elizabethan Peasant 1: Lo, hast thou learned to read?

Elizabethan Peasant 2: Verily, and to compose as well.

Elizabethan Peasant 1: With haste, then, how is the word “i cup” composed?

[hi-def-doritos-deactivated20181]

Elizabethan Peasant 1: what ho, I know a sporting jest! What art thou when thou art a peasant and art occupied in a privy?

Elizabethan Peasant 2: I wist not, but certain am I that thou shalt tell me speedily.

Elizabethan Peasant 1: Most verily, thou art a peon.

[little-niggah-sugar]

Elizabethan Child: Father, I have not yet broken fast and am filled with pangs of hunger.

Elizabethan Father: Hail, Filled With Pangs Of Hunger! Mine own name is Wybert.

[marzipanandminutiae]

Elizabethan Scholar 1: Alack, I have in my purse but sixty-nine pence.

Elizabethan Scholar 2: Lusty fellow, knowst thou well what such a sum portends!

Elizabethan Scholar 1: I…I have not sufficient to sup on fowl.

[ur-friendly-local-memer]

Elizabethan Scholar 1: Mine name is verily Micheal with a ‘b’, and I hast been afraid of insects mine entire life.

Elizabethan Scholar 2: Cease cease cease. Wither is the bee?

Elizabethan Scholar 1: Thither is a bee?

[marzipanandminutiae]

Elizabethan husband: Wife, ho! Bring forth my keys!

Elizabethan wife: [throws a writing slope before him]

Elizabethan husband: My keys, my keys! What, hast thou not ears?

Elizabethan wife: I thought thou said writing slope.

Elizabethan husband: Devil take thee; why would I say writing slope?

[nonlinear-nonsubjective]

Elizabethan daughter: Harken father! Tis the valorous kush!

Elizabethan father: Thou art in the petty market; how valorous mayest it be?

[nudityandnerdery]

Elizabethan Peasant: Good morrow, my fine fellows! Thou mayest call me Jared, I has’t seen 19 years upon the Good Lord’s green earth, but I am melancholic, for I must admit it was not my privilege to learn to decipher script.

[avantegarda]

Elizabethan Scholar: whosoever didst throw that crumpled parchment: thine mother is naught but a poxy trollop

[beetleknee]

Some drawings inspired by @angstgremlin ‘s kirin Hanzo and centaur McCree AU 💖 

[kler-arts]

Sorry i saw this and i decide make my own ship bambi lesbians :3

[deadestdeadpool]

[emberdm]

Warhammer Fantasy: Skaven (v1.01).  D&D 5e Monster Stats I made an update to my Skaven pages.  Some small visual changes (and fixing up the layout so there’s not as many empty looking spots), and a few stat changes.  I gave them all bite attacks in case of losing their weapons, added a Skaven Warlord to lead your swarms of ratmen, and some extra variant blocks and a box to explain their language (Queekish) Once again these are Warhammer units put into 5th ed Dungeons and Dragons, but most of their abilities are largely based on how they fight in Vermintide 2. Anyone is more than welcome to use these statblocks, and throw some ratmen at the player characters!

[voicesbyzane]

Visit Original Link

[snazzy-shenanigans]

The Shark Song

[waifubuki]