Vileplume87

(he/they) I DON'T ANSWER DONO ASKS.

[vileplume87]

Chat am I cooked?

[vileplume87]

Chat, did this guy steal my meme?😭

[redstonedust]

i dont mind people dubbing my posts for youtube shorts or whatever but i think they should make an effort to dub creatively. give me the snapcube milk looker voice. i want the milk looker voice.

[redstonedust]

imagine everything i say in this voice. do not question me.

[autistic-reptile]

sorry I saw a post about AAVE and got fired up and had to make this

[t4timekeeper]

so many popular tumblr users are racist and it feels like no one cares tbh

[t4timekeeper]

like i’ll go on a white person’s blog and see a bunch of reblogs from said popular users who have either a well-documented past and/or present of racism (almost always in the form of antiblackness) and i’ll have to puzzle out if they Know that or they’ll take me seriously if i tell them that or just laugh me off. or accuse me of starting shit. which sucks.

[t4timekeeper]

this post has under 200 notes and someone already compared me to kiwifarms over it

[shower-thoughts-last-responder]

That's an incredible headline

[normal-horoscopes]

Everyone shut up and look at this carving of a whale from the 1200-600 CE Chumash culture

[theslowesthnery]

ohhhhhh my godddddd

[dittography-direwolf]

Totally normal for a legitimate for-profit company to refuse to reclaim or stop running their products even after they're no longer being paid to do so. I'm sure it's very normal to just keep running your service for free when your contract's been terminated. Spending money to continue running cameras that supposedly no one is looking at is definitely not an indicator they are just run by the federal government to spy on everyone and only a wacko conspiracy theorist would think so.

[datsderbunnyblog]

This comment was left on a post about making the most of the Libby app. "Excessive use of generous lending policies" is the most absurd phrase I've ever seen anyone use to discuss libraries.

[digihowl]

more ppl need to get hooked on this drug called album in order. not enough people on album in order these days

[alivehouse]

i dont know. thats scary

[cheaphalloweencostume]

do any of you even enjoy reading or watching fiction at all? if i wanted the plot with virtually nothing else i would read the wikipedia page

[vileplume87]

is 87 a significant number the same way vileplume is your favorite pokemon

Nah I just picked it cuz it sounded cool

[ri5k]

the replacement of websites with apps sounds so backwards when you actually describe it. like hmm you have to download an entire program onto your device each time you want access to a portal, where it takes up storage indefinitely. somebody should invent an app where you can "browse" any portal just by typing in its address... 🥴

[spiribia]

Why is so much adult oriented 2d animation bastard ugly, do they know they don’t have to do that? The characters don’t have to projectile vomit all the time either, but maybe that’s asking too much

[askboxmemes]

I wanna know what people assume about me because of my tumblr.

Put an assumption in my ask. I’ll confirm or dispute it. I’m not gonna be mean or anything, I’m just very interested.

[fishing-princess]

[valencians]

fantasy: the kingdom has been ruled by one family for 10,000 years

science fiction: a new species evolved in 30 years