villain's vale

bex. 33. she/her. australia. sucked back into this hellsite for destielgate.

[hardcoremisery]

lost in time, like tears in rain.

[winchestergifs]

Word to the wise: don’t piss off the nerd angels.

[sundryvillains]

[kookiechimchimtrash]

[dyrus]

IS THAT A SHARK?

[les-etoilles]

[furrama]

[ghost-coven-deactivated20240127]

if you watch any video today it needs to be this one

[sleepy-bookworm]

I LOVE THIS NEWSCAST AND IM NOT EVEN FROM AUSTRALIA.

[frederick-the-great]

#like that little cage is gonna help ya

[pipistrellus]

Theyre so. Honest

[somethinglikeinterests-deactiva]

idc what anyone says, that was a megalodon

[elodiegk]

As a person from australia that dude always has the best reactions to things. like always. I’m pretty sure it’s the only reason he was hired.

[k9effect]

You non-Aussies are missing out on quality television

[necrofuturism]

This clip got them a cameo in Sharknado 5 lmao

[villainsvale]

As an Australian it's very surreal to me to see people reblogging Karl and Lisa 😂

[alivedean]

destiel + tumblr tags bonus:

[jadstiel]

that last gif tho 😭

[inthetags]

reblog and put in the tags the shittiest year of your life thus far

[sand-snake-kate]

Seema Hari by Pavithra Ramasubramanian for Banglez Jewerly

[probablybadrpgideas]

Give your GMing a more comedic aspect by being shit at it.

[yocalio]

[citree]

I swear I saw a tumblr post on here that said ‘horses have over 4,000 bones’ and i don’t know where it came from because its totally wrong, they have 205, but what kind of fucked up horse has this person seen out there because I’m absolutely terrified of it 

[citree]

extremely thankful this creature exists slightly to the left of our known reality

it sounds like a bowl of cereal when it walks

[wewetkes]

just because it has 4000 bones doesn’t mean they all must belong to it. you see where I’m going?

[citree]

OH NO…

BONE THEIF!!!

[neldu-nak]

I have to reblog the bone horse. I love the bone horse. It haunts my dreams.

[meantfortheshore]

[moremetalthanyourmom]

Okay but after seeing this I started doing it too and it’s amazing how many men I’ve run into bc they expected me to move

[youcangofindatree-deactivated20]

Gotta try it

[clevermanka]

I work (and walk) on a college campus. I’ve lost count of how many men I’ve smacked shoulders with.

[emmagrant01]

Recently, I was standing outside my son’s classroom waiting to talk to his teacher. I stood on one side of the hallway, not even close to the center. At some point, a man came walking along. I was standing right in his path, but the hallway was empty, so I logically expected him to swerve around me. Instead he kept walking right toward me, got to me, and stopped, as if waiting for me to get out of his way. I didn’t; I just smiled politely at him. He finally walked around me, clearly annoyed that I hadn’t leapt out of his manly path.

Now I’m wishing I’d leapt aside, taken off my jacket and laid it on the floor before him, then bowed deeply and said, “My Liege!”

[mercurialkitty]

I also work at a college campus. I smack shoulders sometimes, but I find that if I stare straight ahead and follow the advice below, people get the heck out of the way.

[songbirde108]

Honestly this post changed how I carry myself when walking alone in public, or in a situation where I’m the one leading. People definitely move for the murder gaze.

[onethingconstant]

Confirmed. I once had to rush back inside a convention hall as the con was closing in order to a retrieve a sick friend’s medication, and I didn’t understand why people in the crowd were jumping out of my way (literally—one guy vaulted a table) until I realized I was dressed as the Winter Soldier and doing the Murder Walk because that’s just how I walk in those boots. I got the meds, got out, and made a mental note.

I repeated the experiment later, wearing the boots but otherwise my usual clothing and mimicking the expression I thought I’d had at that moment. People parted like I was Charlton Heston.

I now wear that style of boots whenever possible. I recently had a man do a double-take as I walked by and ask me, politely, where I had served because I “looked like a soldier.” I’m not current or former military. I was wearing a flowy purple peasant top and looked as un-soldierlike as possible.

Moral of the story: wear comfortable shoes, square your shoulders, and walk like you’ve been sent to murder Captain America.

[naeonnoir]

WALK LIKE YOU’VE BEEN SENT TO MURDER CAPTAIN AMERICA

[retroasgardian-deactivated20180]

[spiduhgirl]

It’s called the Murder Strut.

[elegantmess100]

IT’S BACK!!!!!! I was searching for this to show my daughter the other day and couldn’t find it. I’m so glad IT’S BACK!! I will always reblog the Murder Strut!!

[b3gayd0crim3]

A guy on a bike went around me because he could tell I had no intention of moving. Thanks to this post.

[linkedsoul]

One day and I bumped into a guy while doing the Murder Strut and he apologized to me even though I was the one who had bumped into him.

It works wonders.

[noping-out-deactivated20241117]

In case you were wondering, yes you can do this in a wheelchair. Same look in your eyes and let ‘em know you will run them down. Just picture yourself in a sports car accelerating towards someone with the intention of flattening them.

If there’s anything more satisfying than watching Abled men leap out of my way when they realize I’m not moving for them, I can’t think of it atm.

[chasing-asterion]

[seperis]

Walk like you’ve been sent to murder Captain America.

Wheel like you’re gonna win the Indy 500 and don’t care how.

Your crutches are short swords; walk like you can see them buried in the bodies of anyone who crosses (in front of) you.

Tumblr: teaching women how to be Moses and part the fucking Red Sea with the power of their minds.

[taraljc]

I had never seen these updates to the Patriarchy Chicken Game before and they are all a goddam DELIGHT

[marithlizard]

Patriarchy Chicken and The Murder Strut, dance names for the new millenium. 

[gossip-girl-of-middleearth]

OH MY GOD I HAD BARELY SCROLLED DOWN THIS POST AND WAS GONNA SAY “JUST TAKE SOME ADVICE FROM ME THAT I LEARNT FROM AN OLD TUMBLR POST ABOUT WALKING LIKE THE WINTER SOLDIER FROM YEARS AGO” BUT THEN IT TURNED OUT TO BE THIS POST

I first discovered this a few years ago when I was an insecure 14-year-old, and since then I indeed do the “murder strut” and staunch everywhere I go, literally works wonders

[cade-the-god]

murder strut works wonders in the airport and school.

[fullyfunctionalminiaturebeehive]

Back in HS, other kids would kinda stream behind me like the tail of a comet because I was several inches taller than most of the student population and the Murder Strut was just…how I walked. Amazingly effective.

[mathcat345]

In case you have forgotten. The Murder Strut works!

[antique-scarecrow]

Patriarchy Chicken Game

[alivedean]

parallelsnatural

[xofemeraldstars]

STACKEDNATURAL

↪ DEAN + THE HANDPRINT

+ bonus

[curseworm]

human brain: sometimes we need to do boring things with no gratification or immediate benefit

monkey brain: absolutely not. die

[lemonsharks]

Human brain: ok what if we eat chips while we do the boring thing

monkey brain: I’m suspicious but keep talking

[hermywolf]

every time spn uses the set to show angels with like. wings and halos or other representations of them being other and not human and much bigger than they seem i’m like wow. wow. absolute banger. that shit gets me every single time

[hermywolf]

like you’re going to look at me in the eye and tell me none of these make you feel insane? couldn’t be me

[probablybadrpgideas]

Reverse feather fall that finds people sat still and just hurls them off the nearest cliff.

[dadboddean]

how old were you when the pilot aired 16 years ago?