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marvel-lous-things

Me, in tears, halfway through writing a 300 word essay: I can’t do this anymore

Person on A03 who’s writing for fun:

sanerontheinside

Inconvenient Truth: these are the same person

elfwreck

Yeah, well, I can’t stretch out that review of 16th century economics by adding a gratuitous hand job.

aryashi

#not with that attitude you can’t

#Allie

1953swan

man imagine getting an anal exam from carlisle. i know the mans a good doctor but his fingers are chilly….

ree-duh

Would he like??? Boil his fingers before hand???

cullenfucked

moodboard for carlisle boiling his hands to put in your ass

kelssiel

i’m gonna fucking murder every last one of you and the lord will not punish me for it

stunningpicture

This is what happens to a basketball court when the pipes burst

deadlinejon

this is the greatest basketball challenge of all time

cwdash

basketball finally got new maps

puertohurraco

baelfleur

meanplastic

living in NYC be like…

bad0min

someone on twitter called this a bitchen and i died

#Maty #once we both get full time we'll be living large like this

hilarioushumorfromouterspace

bellwethers

#Kat

yaoi-blcd

mahaliciously

This is the best comic I’ve seen in months, I won’t allow any protests

fox-sanguinis

Please note, The upper classman:

More specifically the Size of the upper classman:

Even sitting down he’s huge

fox-sanguinis

Bonus:

We stan the soft giant!!!

#Maty

dankmemeuniversity

blackreigen-deactivated20190402

Hi I’m TJ and I’m opening up limited slots for writing commissions.

Fandoms: I’m most comfortable working in the Naruto fandom, but I can write for other fandoms. (hxh, taz, overwatch, homestuck, captain america, and a few more are all fandoms I’m confident in writing)

My Strengths: I’m able to write a variety of types of fiction, but am especially talented at comedic writing. I’m also pretty great at capturing tone, having interesting dialogue, and unique interpretations/meta on individual characters. Examples of diverse writing can be found [here]

What I Won’t Do: The usual gross stuff. I’m pretty sure the kids nowadays would label me as an “anti”

Pricing: Commissions start at 500 word minimum with a base price of 7 dollars. Each additional 500 words is 5 dollars with a cut off of 10k words. This would mean:

500 words is 7 dollars

1k words is 12 dollars

1.5k words 17 dollars

2k words is 22 dollars

And so on and so on

I have a job and adult responsibilities and will not lower my prices. For reference though this piece [here] is cute and tender and can be Naruto and Lee sharing ramen instead for only 7 dollars. There’s also a very real chance I’ll go over word count which you will not be charged for.

Message me through tumblr messaging please! I’ll accept payments through paypal and cashapp and will begin writing when I receive payment.

More info under the cut!!

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blackreigen-deactivated20190402

Reblogging in the morning like I said (perhaps pointing towards my timeliness and ability to keep promises??) and I have 3 commission slots still open! I realize my prices are a bit low and I’ll probably be adjusting them a few bucks the next time I open up a new round of commissions. Until then you could consider this a…….. bonus sale happy black history month?? If you ever wanted to know what Sasuke/Kankuro’s awkward date was like or see me finally write Gaara/Lee or some other ship I don’t talk about much now’s an opportunity to get a 1.5k fic for under 20 bucks!

#Hey if you're a fan of Naruto and really good writing you should def commission TJ

fucko

#Kat

togglepop

NSFW will be tagged as #lemon sorta NSFW is #Lime Weird fet shit/ extreme NSFW is #orange reblog to spread awareness that we’re back on the citrus scale

kiruharukorohara

Let’s get back to basics. Kinda funny we rename things like we’re outlaws that try to cover up there crimes!

a-good-bean-deactivated20190802

why have i never known about orange

rainbowravioli

Orange was originally like…a PG-13 warning. You would tag orange for fics that stopped at making out. What you’re thinking of is “Grapefruit”. The scale goes as such: Orange (PG-13, basically making out like I said) - Lime (Non-explicit sexual actions, think an M rated fic instead of NC-17) - Lemon (explicit, graphic sex, the NC-17 fics) - Grapefruit (hardcore/weird stuff)