I heard tumblr was back so here I am

Catered to the sense of humour belonging to Emily.

[luisonte]

[margbarcis]

fucking idiot gets PRANKED

[sillayangel]

8th dimensional superbeings doing this shit to me right now

[devilmuse]

[rainydayequation]

Is mind control ethical

of course! i mean, you never hear anyone who's been mind controlled complain about the experience. in fact, they all love it!

[rainydayequation]

it's not a metaphor. this is my fetish

[clairesapphitz]

he was talking about when you’re a little kid but i relate to this as a college student

[violentnerve]

I love my degree

[brianttran-deactivated20120224]

Reblog or your mom will die in 928 seconds.

[ovod0se]

I love my mom.

I am risking nothing

I AM SORRY FOLLOWERS, I LOVE MY MOMMY

Will not risk.

sorry followers :(

[whatgracelikes-deactivated20190]

omg im so glad to se so many people love their mummy

[ameriagrae]

Why’re you being mean to my mum?

[larryismyhallelujah-blog]

goddamn it

[lollie-pond-deactivated20150728]

Nope. Googled it. 15 minuets. Nope. Not taking any chances

[steampoweredplayer]

Koop

[twirliest]

This has 1.2 million reblogs … Ps not riskin it

[nathanvj]

1.4 almost ps not risking it

[queenprotein-deactivated2016012]

Fuck this post

[deans-pie-67]

Seriously? I ain’t risking SHIT!

[imbatmanurnot-deactivated201808]

Would never risk my mom

[bikonciousnessa]

Don’t play with my mummy

[sabooian]

I hate this post

[violentnerve]

14 months baby <3

[ink-pedia]

Reyhan Beyenirsoy

[ink-pedia]

tattooist_flower

[psilocybinladen]

[doritofu]

here we can see that Florida is actually a poorly written artificial data matrix, as evidenced by this poorly rendered police vehicle clipping through the environment due to similation processor loads being too high during the rainy season.

[ihaveringworm-deactivated202005]

Bethesda programmed Florida

[graf-spectre]

[agenderwaterbender-deactivated2]

i want:

a new tattoo.

to be kissed.

to not be nervous about my future.

[awesomeshityoucanbuy]

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[ink-pedia]

tims craft

[ink-pedia]

Daniel Matsumoto

[officialtayley]

Video Games → minimalist

[transosaurusrex-blog]

so this just happened

[annettesoleil]

TEAM ROCKET LOGS IN AT THE SPEED OF LIGHT.

[softlonelyprince]

SURRENDER NOW OR PREPARE TO SKYPE

[amateurcatalyst-deactivated2015]

MEOWTH I CAN’T TYPE

[paingrymcicepack]

I’m dying

[zazushousesanctuary]

Camera Shy (Severe Macaw)

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