why this

[thefakebernadettebanner]

Happy 20th anniversary to They're Taking the Hobbits to Isengard specifically

[indomitablespirits]

[scavengedluxury]

Happy Easter. You should have killed me when you had the chance, I promise you will not get another. 

[mesothelihomo]

[mesothelihomo]

[typhlonectes]

[achillesvevo-deactivated2020090]

To celebrate Easter we took jello shots out of an ovapositor. #jesuslovesme

[achillesvevo-deactivated2020090]

I shoved a dildo full of alcoholic jello and then allowed myself to be filmed consuming the jello from the dildo and I promise y'all I did it for more than 2 notes. I posted this on facebook. My mother watched this video.

[homoqueerjewhobbit]

I found it! This post is like my tumblr white whale. It’s like a heritage post without the heritage.

[top-lil]

Here’s a thing that happened to one of my friends. I was there.

Basically, we were walking down the sidewalk, talking about something meaningless. I think it had to do with a movie. Then this bus screeches up, stops next to us, and a bunch of people with “Down with Cis” shirts climbed out and started beating him up. I was punched and kicked a bit too, but I managed to avoid brutalization by going for their faces. After figuring out what’s happening, I started attacking them back, getting them off of him. He was quite injured but I called 911 and he made a full recovery at the hospital. I was fine, with only a cut on my arm that they patched up.

[heritageposts]

date of origin: 4th of april, 2015.

[catball]

happy 11th birthday down with cis!

[blueclementinee]

first post here!! it's howl in two color schemes

I have no idea now anything works, but I'm excited to start posting on a non meta owned platform haha

[vampireapologist-archive-deacti]

drake?

[hazeleyedcat]

josh?

[vampireapologist-archive-deacti]

where’s the body of christ?

[wyrddog]

[tchaikovskaya]

my mom (went to catholic schools her whole life, graduated in the late 70s) just tried to argue that since jesus died in the afternoon on good friday that you can eat meat for dinner. “he is already gone,” she said.

[tzvi]

wait did something happen to Jesus

[kim-jong-chill]

i need feminism because when jesus does a magic trick it’s a goddamn miracle but when a woman does a magic trick she gets burned at the stake

[mattheuphonium-blog]

fabulous 

[tockthewatchdog-deactivated2020]

i mean they did also kill jesus. that was a pretty significant thing that happened. like i understand where you’re coming from here but they very much did kill jesus.

[counterpunches]

#HAPPY GOOD FRIDAY

[staff]

for april fools we’re deleting this entire site sayonara you weeaboo shits

[s-lycopersicum]

Oh, you think you're safe now?

Nothing can deliver you from these paws!

[skimmer-vode]

Reblog to animatedly boop your followers

[badlydrawneverything]

[merchantarthurn]

happy april foold everyone did you know about………………… bofa

[merchantarthurn]

haha… bofa them 

[userfinalgirls]

april fools? on [tumblr] ? i see fools on here 365 days a year, pal.