Eat a Cheez-It and shut the fuck up

I'm Roxxxy Andrews and im here to make it clear. I know you love me baby, that's why you brought me here.

[gael-garcia]

Houses are homes to all the little boys and girls who never had one, and they keep coming every day just as sure as the sun rises.

Pose 1.01

[bread-or-bust]

How to be a Good Fan™ of “RuPaul’s Drag Race”

Step 1: Show support for your favorite queens by buying merch, going to shows, and following them on social media.

Step 2: Avoid talking shit about other Drag Race queens to your favorite queen. (Don’t be an asshole)

Step 3: Don’t stalk the queens.

Step 4: Stop bullying other fans for who they like

Step 5: STOP SENDING DEATH THREATS TO THE QUEENS

Step 6: Repeat Steps 1-5 until the show or humanity ceases to exist. Whichever comes first.

[g--h-o-s-t]

[jullifish]

5 second rule, mawma… (x)

[starryaquaria]

#tag yourself i’m asia picking up her redbull and then immediately putting it back down before she even takes a sip bc she’s not done bitch

[alphaxalfa-blog]

[bestfunny]

When you get fly as fuck and ya plans get canceled

[boarcriminal-deactivated2018052]

if you’re a baby gay and this is your first pride, watch your drinks! men are trash across all sexualities

[mezzalunanova]

I know boys don’t get these talks so let me clarify:

This doesn’t just mean alcohol

Don’t accept any open drinks

After you get your unopened drink, you keep it in your site

You have to go to the bathroom so you leave your drink on a table? That drink is now dead to you.

You’ve been holding your drink way low out of your eyesight and people are crowding? That drink is now suspect.

Stay safe, babies

[cherrycoloredsky-archive]

Also: Rohypnol (a date rape drug) tastes VERY SALTY. If your drink is suddenly salty, STOP DRINKING IMMEDIATELY. 

[bigmouthlass]

Buddy system, y'all. If your friend is acting *way* drunker than they should, take them to an Urgent Care or ER. Date rape drugs can kill you.

[elusive-suggestions]

always rb

[coneybitch]

rb for the advice

[the-headless-vulcan]

don’t rely on taste, ppl could dissolve all kinds of drugs into ur drink so don’t accept drinks from anyone unless u see it made by the bartender in front of u and keep ur drink in your sight, if u have to leave it then gulp it down or throw it away

[uncommongenders-deactivated2021]

Pride season is coming up so please stay safe!!

[vivace-joyous]

[britney]

remember when Britney Spears dropped the Da Vinci code on all of us almost 8 years ago… the time she sneaked “F-U-C-K ME” into the radio

[yourfriendlysis]

SHIT

[biodegrade]

me after a quiet day in: Time for a quiet night in

[thatisrad]

You don’t have to fake orgasm to help your partner’s ego. The guy I lost my virginity to wrote a play about the experience, and the character based on me gave a monologue about how she regretted sleeping with him because no one else would ever be that good. So, yeah. Just tell him you didn’t cum. 

[girlsfrommars]

Im sorry he wrote a fucking what

[wakashames]

Aquaria @ Access

[s1xthhouse]

me on the hunt to find that asshole that hurt blair

[humorrelated]

“technology is in evolution”

[christinafaaaye]

eureka you are the win-

[uglysnacc]

you might like getting choked but sea turtles don’t so keep your FUCKIN plastic out of the ocean.

[britneyaddiction]

[susiethemoderator]