Life, what is it but a dream?

Just me enjoying the little things in life. Something we should all do once and awhile.

[karvina]

[hiilumaru]

Red room

[cute-catts]

[the-big-mood]

In 1997, local television in Kharkiv accidentally filmed one of the most iconic rave moments in history.

[ruinedchildhood]

[lakevida]

it doesnt make sense that a penis would get bigger if yoiu jerk it off youre literally compressing it. go crumple a can rn and tell me its bigger im not buying this narrative

[pinene]

Okay So .. This is What Casual Misandry Looks Like Everybody

[lakevida]

im trying to go pro if anyone has any tips

[the-semicolonoscopy]

Biblically accurate bisexual

[theproblematicone]

Lancer people say "the Nelson" the same way warhammer people say "the Baneblade"

[picsthatmakeyougohmm]

hmmm

[toast-potent]

i don’t need to say it

[bingomann]

don’t say anything. just reblog this if you’re thinking of exactly that thing when you see this picture

[sashimi55]

Human bodies are so weird like the upper half consists of every single vital organ and the lower half is legs

[dambiex]

[alrightzuko]

[injuries-in-dust]

Not even his swords! He stole one customer’s swords to fight another customer.

The dream of everyone who works in retail!

[kunaiman]

Where did he get the second one?

[supreme-leader-stoat]

It’s two swords next to each other, if you look close the ‘single’ round pommel divides into two flat-sided pommels

[kunaiman]

Now I want to know if that’s a real sword design, give me a second.

Okay one google later, apparently it is! I didn’t know that!

They’re called Butterfly Swords.

[supreme-leader-stoat]

Well, kinda. Butterfly Swords do share a sheath like that, but they look like this:

More broad and cleaver-like, see?

What Zuko’s using in the gif is more like a shuangdao (double oxtail saber):

[novice-at-everything]

Tell me, Stoat, what’s your favorite kind of sword?

[supreme-leader-stoat]

Naval cutlass.

Aw yeah, baby.

Also not technically a sword but if we’re talking bladed weapons in general then kukris are very cool

[abstractandedgyname]

@supreme-leader-stoat what do you think about Chakrams?

[supreme-leader-stoat]

Chakrams are cool in concept and I’m sure someone who actually knew what they were doing could use them to some decent effect, but I just don’t like the idea of a knife that always points towards you no matter how you hold it.

[iratusmagus]

That’s why you throw it away!

[supreme-leader-stoat]

[bernard-jackson]

[beardedmrbean]

[crackavellian]

[hiilumaru]

been doodling biblically accurate rat casino lately

[chowfur]

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[orpheuslament]

dont know how to say this without sounding like one of those "people are too soft these days" motherfuckers but some of you are incapable of interacting with anything that does not coddle you & makes you feel Good about your own Goodness. if you know what i mean

[orpheuslament]

also i said it in the tags but i feel it needs reiterating: watching tv is not activism. fighting over fictional stories is not activism. attacking people for not interacting with fictional stories in a way you deem Acceptable is not activism. you are being annoying & i personally dont want to play toys with you anymore

[hell0-there-lady]

others: “so, how ~southern~ are you?”

me: “The entrance of my hometown has a shrimp boat sitting in the main street. At Christmas theres a shrimper Santa and alligators pulling him instead of reindeer.”

others: “what?!”

me:

[ayellowbirds]

this is  the only xmas content i want to see, fuck everything else. Shrimper Santa and his flying albino alligators