Memoirs of a Virgin SB

Just a girl who wants to spend other people's money

[brownngyal]

“I hate when females-”

“Females always-”

“Nowadays, most females-”

“Ya’ll females-”

“Fe-”

[canadaloveselena]

[refinery29]

Amber Rose: This is how you talk self confidence into existence

[sugarsweetrhose]

Rose Gold

I told you my name was Rose. 

Not true My name is Jennifer

But Rose was softer. Easier to whisper. 

I told you that you were handsome. 

Not true. You are old. Probably older than my father.

But when I touched your wrist and tilted my head and smiled at you, you believed me. 

You told me that you felt like you could tell me anything. 

This is true. In the dark, when I held you, you told me about your son’s college applications, your stress with your company. 

I’d run my fingers through your hair, hum softly in understanding. 

You called me Rose gold. Told me I was everywhere. You couldn’t concentrate a work, could only think of me. 

Your sweet baby. Your sweetness. Your light. Your Rose.

I let you touch me. My designer heels are kicked to the side.

You finger at the lingerie you bought me. Tell me I deserve more. Deserve it all.

I quietly remind you of my student loan payment coming up. But stop there. Not the right moment to talk about the money. Let you touch my hair. My lips. 

A reward for how good you’ve been to me. 

I’m all tenderness for you. Radiating rose tenderness.

I bloom for you and leave my body.

Remind myself of how medical school is being paid for, how one day my husband won’t have to worry about my debt. 

Then, I get scared. Think of how I haven’t been able to keep a boyfriend. How I shrink away from men in my regular life. I shiver and snap back to reality. 

You’re holding me. Whispering into my ear about how you’ll take me to Paris. How I’m so beautiful. How I taste like flowers.

You tell me about how your wife wants to travel to Paris this summer but you’d rather take me. How she crowds you. I understand. I would never do that to you.

When you turn me the right way in the light, the makeup on my body glitters a dusty rose. 

You gasp. I sit up, lean my head back like I’ve practiced in the mirror, and let you stare at me. 

I think of my daughters. If I’ll ever be able to tell them this. You call out to me. Rose. I forget, for a split second, that you’re referring to me.

But then, I remember. Tilt my head back to you and smile at you like your Rose always does. 

You tell me to come here. 

In my mind I think of the car you paid for, my heels, my Birkin bag. I think of my therapist that warns me that doing this will hurt me later on. But money is money.

I crawl back to you.

[itssugar-deactivated20170929]

I want a: “You’re going to be an authorized user on my black card.” “Oh you want a rolls Royce? Let’s go get one” “Your mom wants to renovate her house? Here’s half a million” “You got how much student loans? Let’s just pay that right now” Where they at tho 😂

[sweetsugaralmighty]

When you get yours, send his dad my way. 😜

[finessinyournigga]

[virginbrownsugarb]

I need new friends. Period.

My friend’s are so quick to down me for dating an old white man. 

BUT... when you have no money for liquor and I pitch in (that’s him)

When you need to borrow money because you AND your BF are poor (that’s him)

When you accompany me to the nail salon that has his CC on file (ALL HIM BITCH)

I need a friend like me. 

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[half-black-phillip]

I’m so mad because this worked

[britney2007spears]

help me roger

[telanu]

Reblogging myself because

Originally posted by gifs-for-the-masses

[luthienebonyx]

Reblogging myself because… what was that? Five minutes?

O_O

[riskpig]

………my friend has made me curious

[maryburgers]

help me roger

[maryburgers]

Update: after I reblogged this someone messaged me offering me tickets to the sold out Hausu screening with a Q&A and autograph session with the director

[zombbeans]

These never work for me, but here’s to trying.

[strangenewclassrooms]

I don’t believe in these things

But last time I reblogged one ten/fifteen minutes later I got a call offering me a job

But I reblogged it because I was waiting on hearing back from the job. So there you go.

Roger is cute.

[striveforgreatnessss]

lets see if this works

[cosmic-noir]

Please help me, Roger! 😭

[butim-justharry-deactivated2019]

my last finals are today I ain’t risking it

[thetrippytrip]

Charging men 400K for an imaginary concept created by men? 

Iconic. Honestly. Truly.

[sapphrikahhh]

I mean I’m here for it.

Wish I coulda.

[sauvamente]

Get money

[virginbrownsugarb]

Let me stop playing and get with the winning team.

[virginbrownsugarb]

PLEASE REBLOG IF YOU ENGAGE IN ANY FORM OF SEX WORK

I will follow every single one of you.

PLEASE reblog if you are a sex worker: stripper, sugar baby, cam girl, fin dom, escort, porn, dom/sub, literally any form of sex work.

I WILL FOLLOW EVERYONE AND ANYONE THAT REBLOGS THIS

Tumblr is quite literally one of my only escapes from the real world - that unpleasant place where I have to deal with idiots who believe that sex work is degrading to woman, and that sex work is a last resort that people are forced into.

I love speaking with and getting to know other individuals that rely on some form of sex work for income. You truly are some of the most amazing people I've ever had the pleasure and privelage to interact with. So, if you'd like a humble stripper/sugar baby such as myself as one more follower, please reblog this.

[hashtag-stripper-problems]

More of my fav money shots. Sex workers reblog for a fruitful weekend

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Reblogging for a fruitful coming back after my hiatus.

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Sugar Baby Guide w/ 200+ tips!

So I recently ran into a sugar “master post” on here but noticed a lot of the links were broken. Since there are so many aspiring sugar babies with a ton of questions I thought I’d make a new one! Here it is: a very long compilation of my favorite tips and tricks from sugar babies all over tumblr. Enjoy! Xoxo

Safety

Deleting yourself from the internet

Sending pictures via google voice texting 

Square cash warning 

Amazon gifts safety

COP or POT?

Tips to remaining safe as a sugar baby

Phone safety

What information should you give your SD?

Verify him

Safety links for sugar babies

All about screening

How SD’s can track where you live

The Miranda warning

Internet safety tips

Receiving packages

Staying safe as a sugar baby

Sugar baby safety 

Sugar baby safety tip

Sugar baby safety & catfishing

Free background check website

Is he the real deal?

Tricking him to keep your privacy

Keeping your privacy

Very important hoe safety tip

Free-styling

Free-stying guide

Eye-contact

Turning vanilla to sugar

How to approach men while free styling

Free-styling and where to meet sugar daddies

Where to freestyle

All about free-styling

Free-styling and how to trigger a mans generosity from the start

Free-styling tips

Top three places to freestyle

Free-styling & staff

What NOT to ask him

Meeting SD’s online

Craigslist title tip

Ashley Madison

Sugar dating and craigslist

List of sugar dating sites

Sugaring using tinder

Tindering tip

How to tinder

Craigslist masterpost

Craigslist sugar

Writing/writing back to messages

The perfect message

How to message men on sugar sites

Sugaring: Tinder and OkCupid

Perfecting your message

More messaging advice

Sugar sites to check out

Weeding through messages on sugar sites

Allowance, financials, and budgeting

How to get the allowance you want

How to ask your sugar daddy for an allowance

Allowance or pay per meet?

All about money

Cash/gifts on a POT date

What form should I take my allowance in?

How to make real money

Sugar baby banking tips

Spending your sugar money

Asking for money on a POT date

Getting him to buy you something

Financial advice

Drain his bank account

When he says he doesn’t feel comfortable with allowance…

Saving money

How much can he really pay you?

Budgeting tips for sugar babes

Tips on spending your sugar money

Allowance and AmEx cards

Let’s talk budgeting

5 questions to ask before agreeing to allowance offer

What to say to get the allowance you want

Sugar banking

Allowance and bank laws

Random cash tips

He pays for what he wants

Investing 101

Allowance negotiation tactics

The art of sugar dating

How to handle a first date with a POT

What NOT to talk about on a POT date

Organizing your POTs

How to: manipulate the conversation 

How to create a positive impression

6 ways to make your sugar date the best date he’s ever had

What the hell am I going to talk to him about?!

50 unusual date ideas

Checklist the night before your date

What you need to do before your POT date

Your first POT date

Dining etiquette

Dining etiquette pt. 2

How to fake confidence

Conversation tips

Confidence

Classy conversation topics

First date conversations with your SD

What to bring in your purse on a sugar date

Bullshit to spit on dates

Things to know about wine

First date advice

How to handle a first date

100 “non allowance” questions to ask a POT on a date

How cheat your way through small talk

Conversation topics

Developing your personality

The psychology of persuasion

Seduction, manipulation & negotiation

Remember: You are an actress/actor

The art of seduction

Strategies to try on your SD

Sugar negotiation

Bullshitting 101

Make him take you seriously

How to make him want to say yes

Body language 

Master guide: Body language linguistics 

Manipulation tips

How to manipulate people into liking you more

Sugar manipulation

How to keep wealthy men coming back to you to give you more

Emotion, seduction and manipulation

Marketing yourself

How to attract a man

Perks of sugaring - power

Being your SD’s fantasy

Manipulation success

The girlfriend experience

Keeping your SD

Treat your SD right… Or someone else will

Keeping him hooked

Don’t become familiar or ordinary

Become his fantasy

Don’t forget the details

Keeping your sugar daddy

 Bedroom tips

Treating your SD right

How to keep an SD interested

Showcase yourself to yourself to your SD

Blowjob tips (for uncircumcised penises as well)

Blowjob tips

Appearance

How to make yourself more attractive

Fashion tips and dress codes

How to dress “sugar”

Hoe products

Fuck-proof makeup list

How to be a kept woman

Looking elegant

Sex prep

Lingerie masterpost

20 beauty tips

Charming cash out of your sugar daddy

Vaginal hygiene 

Invest in yourself

Sugar tote essentials

Contouring cheat sheet

A hoes guide to body care

Sugar baby check list

Platonic Sugar

A tip for aspiring sugar babes

Being a platonic SB

Being a pure sugar baby

Sugar Travel

Traveling with your SD

Travel etiquette for sugar babies

Sugar baby travel tip

Traveling sugar

General tips/info on sugaring

The rules of sugaring

Sugar baby manifesto

Sugar baby academy

How to find a sugar daddy in 6 simple steps

This lifestyle isn’t for everyone

The secrets to being a successful sugar baby

Random sugar baby tip

Great sugar tip

“Thing’s I’ve learned from living with sugar babies”

25 tips to make you better sugar

Being a successful sugar baby

10 golden rules of sugar dating

General sugar baby tips

Sugar baby general guide

Apps every sugar baby needs

Sugar baby mentality

Sugar baby survival tips

Sugar baby wisdom

Sugar baby resources

What being a SB is all about

6 common sugar baby mistakes

Remain calm, cool and collected

Things you need to remember when you start sugaring:

What SB’s often forget

You are not asking for too much!

Beginning advice for newbies

Tips for new sugar babies

Always have a plan B

Tip to new sugars

So you want to be a sugar baby…

What would you tell your newbie SB self if you could go back?

5 newbie mistakes and how to avoid them

Patience

Remember this when you become a sugar baby

4 things every aspiring SB should know

“How do I become a sugar baby?”

How to stand out as a sugar baby

“Learn from my sugar mistakes”

“When is right to start sugaring?”

Tips from a successful sugar baby

6 tips for aspiring SBs

All about him

How to know if he’s the right sponsor

Sugar daddy check list 

Don’t believe what he says

How to get him to raise your allowance

POTs

Filtering the POTs

How to spot a fake POT

Things POT’s say when they’re trying not to pay

Distinguishing sugar from salt

10 questions to ask a POT before a relationship

Figuring out if they’re salt without going on a date

“What should I say?” And personality

Don’t be mundane and predictable

When he asks “What are you willing to do sexually?”

When he complains about paying you

When he asks if you’ve had an arrangement before 

Communicating your standards

How to say “no” to your SD

How to insist on a condom

What to say when he asks “What are you looking for?”

When he says “I’ll pay you later”

Your sugar profile

Writing tips

Make your profile work for you

Face shot or no face shot? 

Random tips/things/misc.

P.O. boxes and why you should have one

“Advice I received from a whale SD”

Long distance sugar

How to be a boss ass bitch

Why love is poison for a heartless gold-digger and a guide to the antidote

How to organize your hustle 

Sugaring from scratch

“Sex is sex, but money is money”

Mandatory sugar tool

No luck finding a sugar daddy?

The official sex worker reading list

Getting your sugar daddy back

Sugar baby texting

Suggested sugar reading list

[forthesugaruk-blog]

this is amazing, like major thankyou !!!

[king-joaquin]

[recklesscloudz-deactivated20230]

Reblog and you’ll find money soon!

[nudiemuse]

Yes.

Also weird I reblobbed the other money one last night and a freelance check I invoiced for a month ago came in.

[timaeustestifieds]

reblobbed

[justthefangirl]

seriously have nothing to lose

[sherlysthougths]

Did it once might as well let it stack. At least I’m not buying loto tickets

[imsuchacapricorn]

You guys, I reblogged this 2 days ago out of desperation. Today I was looking through my old wallet for coins to go to the vending machine because that’s all I can fucking afford. I haven’t touched this thing since July/ August. When I found a disappointing 15 cents in the coin pocket I went to the billfold to see if any coins were in there. That’s when I saw them. 5 crisp bills amounting to $22. I literally screamed and danced around my room out of joy before remembering that I’d reblogged this post.

Tl;dr - This post is fucking magical and actually worked for me.

[sxvsxde-blog]

I’m broke as fuck. Money gods pls send me like 100k.

[muscovado-sugar]

I never reblog these, let’s give it a shot. BIG MONEY, BIG MONEY

[niuniente]

I reblogged this last week and withing an hour I got a client after a month of silence! Literally gave me money to eat for the rest of the month.

[doveclove]

Crazy enough but my mom randomly gave me 200 dollars after I reblogged one of these the other day…

[districtdollface-deactivated201]

Amen

[deenadolly-deactivated20150921]

Reblobbed.

[breelandwalker]

I have a theory that these posts actually gather energy from the wishes of people who reblog them and that’s why they work. Plus, yanno, they get passed around by witches…a lot. :)

[lux-obscura]

Financials are getting a little rocky here (new job was a pay cut and was supposed to be an hours increase but ended up being more of a cut/lateral move) and I’m still trying to figure out how to downgrade my spending (seriously how can I cancel some of my cable services and end up paying MORE than before fucking packages fucking Verizon…) so in the meantime I could really go for a cash infusion until I get myself sorted.

[lux-obscura]

Ok this is such a ridiculous coincidence but I JUST reblogged this this morning and between then and now my tax refund hit my account 3 days early. Draw your own conclusions.

[torontogfe]

The SB life 😜💋

[thesugaringtsarevna]

If a rich man tells you he loves you, but doesn’t spend money on you, it’s a lie…Money-spending is one of the greatest indicators of love.

Ginie Polo (via thesugaringtsarevna)

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[itschinyere-deactivated20200201]

Bitch this me all 4 seasons

[bronzedsugaruk-deactivated20170]

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