Virtualmarshmallow

Not a person but an amalgamation of things Thanks @andredmybeloved for the icon

[garaks-padded-cell]

I just mowed my 88 year old papas lawn and when i came back inside he lifted my arm to reveal a bug that was attempting to hitchhike into the house. At which point he said "you will NEVER escape my garden." And flicked it back into the grass

[corvidcall]

to anyone in the areas impacted by the wildfire smoke, my #1 biggest piece of advice as someone whos been dealing with wildfire smoke in the NW united states for years, is build yourself a Corsi-Rosenthal Cube

they perform as well as expensive HEPA air cleaners, and are comparatively VERY inexpensive. all you need is a box fan, 4 air filters, a piece of cardboard, and some duct tape!!!!

i think it took us maybe a half hour to put ours together, if that, and we replace the filters every 3 months. it's really made a HUGE difference, both when the air quality is bad, but also with our allergies

[o0fyuu0o]

Saw these easy to read instructions on Twitter. Stay safe 💚

[tinyyellowflowers-blog]

Great time to start pricing this out by the way, fire season starts… on the summer solstice this year, that’s fun. Signs point to it being a doozy.

[mamercus]

lets out a single pitiful eheu that echoes throughout the empty senate house

[havingapoemwithyou]

Telemachus’ Detachment by Louise Glück

[anteatermoment]

fun fact! oh. ohhhhhh no..oh no. they've got him

[yorickest-deactivated20260117]

you should have to handcraft a ritual mask along with your thesis and wear it during your defense and if the mask comes off you don't get your PhD. and there should be long shelves in the basement of the library where all the alumni's masks are stored

[rockdistributor100]

I Was So Good And Polite They Are Putting Me In The Touch Tank At Aquarium Tomorrow.

[maomango-doodle]

i've got a never-ending backlog of wips but doodle is my middle name

[catkillclysm-deactivated2026012]

Super specific but you just know Bingo Little is the type of mf that when you excuse yourself to go to the toilet at a restaurant he follows you into the bathroom and continues the conversation while you're cooped up in a stall just trying to take a shit. You know that bastard doesn't give you a moments peace. Bro is 100% that weirdo that's having a full blown loud ass echoing off the walls convo in public bathrooms. He really thinks his story is that important

[lizormianillustration]

"It is a terrible thing, this kindness that human beings do not lose."

The Left Hand of Darkness - Ursula K. Le Guin

[contemptible-scoundrel]

norbert, the aggrieved

ever-jovial barnaby

the great archibald

shrewd percival

timid constantine

[ultimatedykebehaviour]

i draw them because i love them

[contemptible-scoundrel]

wait they're kind of badass

[myriapoda-1306]

Friendly dog-sized bombus terrestris. What a fluffy buddy

[saltshroud]

the enduring moment, the heart of warmth

[mismedleym]

recollections

[mrporg]

[wizened-beanie-baby-moved]

"everybody hates me" factoid actually just a statistical error. The average person doesn't hate you, especially not your friends. You, a person who sits in your room experiencing self loathing every day, are an outlier adn should not have been counted.

[fluffylandshark]

[coelii]

This is sweet but I really thought it was going to end with someone named “Haters Horge” who spends every second in a cave halfway across the world just loathing you for no reason and they were the statistical outlier

[vacuously-true]

Don't be your own Haters Horge

[pizzagirlll]

Throw Haters Horge in a Disastrous Gorge

[sinnnnndiesel]

Sure, boss, I’d still be ya henchman if you was a woim

[strigops]

absolutely obsessed with this thing oh my god. highly recommend looking through this person’s other plushes, they are all incredibly shaped

[weevilsdaily]

weevil 1050