I cannot turn my swag off

NO LONGER IN SERVICE

[viscarot]

I thought I deleted this blog!? anyway I'm back to say I'm a grown adult and now in to robot porn

[yourfavecantgethard]

Ghetsis from Pokemon Black & White cant get hard!

[viscarot]

ghetsus

[tomfcukery]

i just finished mgs3. and the main point of today is that i'm right actually

[halemmerich]

[viscarot]

words cannot describe how much i love metal gear solid. otacon? adorable. david? marry me. ocelot? spin your silly revolvers kitty boy <3

[viscarot]

to quote jeremy fragrance; “you know i- i get paid for being myself bitches. i love world of warcraft, I love to be the fragrance guy, i love to shower ice cold. i love to f*ck a hot woman if i’m- if i see her again, and.. man. kick this life in the ass bro,, kick this. life in the ass, bro”

[handweavers]

obsessed with these comments

[djmobwife-deactivated20220329]

Literally all these comments... He’s just European lmfao

[belloochie]

everyone in Munich acts like this

[neyhaz]

This dude is called "Jeremy Williams", (real name Daniel Schütz), he's German and he's infamous in Germany for being weird and supposedly on drugs. A few months ago he went on a drug-induced rant on his German YouTube channel where he said that he only eats 1kg of skyr joghurt, cheese and lemons and other foods he hated because eating foods you like make you fat. Just google “Jeremy Fragrance Skyr” or something and you’ll maybe find a reupload because he has since deleted all of his weird videos.

He also does videos of him doing naked push-ups in the street and he wears a weird “clip” on his suits in his more recent videos which supposedly help him in filtering radioactive and magnetic energy waves. Germans think he is a massive coke fiend and they don’t take him seriously AT ALL, but I enjoy watching his videos because he's so weird.

[aiiizawa]

revolver ocelot moodboard

[onlytwitterpics]

[catoverlord]

[iamonlykidding-deactivated20210]

[ouchmyworm-deactivated20190708]

[verdeinvolumes-deactivated20190]

[braetsch]

[star-cocks-deactivated20181217]

[pastelburrito]

[jojomangaedits]

[rainbowgazes-archive]

[gamerphobic-deactivated20200727]

[thewomenandthechildren]

It’s time to activate it…

Bites The Dust! now this entire post will be reversed!

[aliiiiiiice]

[avocadosfromfigaro]

[averruncusho]

Am I having a fucking stroke

[thefloatingmage]

what the fuck was that

[blurrymango]

World heritage post.

[paxamericana]

happy international women’s day

[badjokesbyjeff]

A kid is playing video games in his room, minding his own business. His mother walks in. “Honey, come meet my new boyfriend!” “I’m kind of busy right now. Can you bring him in here instead?”

A minute or so later, her boyfriend walks in. “Hey, champ! How you doing?”

The kid ignores him.

“Don’t like champ, huh? That’s fine. How about BlueDragon72?”

The kid turns his head quickly. “I haven’t heard that name since I was ten…” He then realized. “It can’t be..”

“Call of Duty, right? I told you I’d bang your mom.”

[9238dralle5-deactivated20210924]

SJWs Actually Believe This.

[prokopetz]

I’m not sure how they manage it, but every single one of those art projects that tries to produce photorealistic recreations of various Roman emperors ends up with a lineup of objectively the most punchable faces I have ever seen.

[blogfellout]

“It’s Childhood’s End, but for douchebags. I call it… the Zuckerberg Effect.”

[prokopetz]

Okay, this response has made me very suddenly realise that Mark Zuckerberg looks like a political cartoon version of Caligula, and now I can’t unsee it.

Thanks!

[deadbeatdiabolist]

fun fact he is obsessed with augustus caesar and models his haircuts after him

[prokopetz]

I take it back. The idea that Mark Zuckerberg is consciously trying to look like Augustus Caesar and actually achieving looking like Caligula is objectively the funniest thing I’ve heard all week.

[peniswakt-deactivated20210717]

if she's your girl then why is she in my torture labyrinth?

[peniswakt-deactivated20210717]

if she's your girl why is she having so much trouble escaping my dimension of pure agony

[peniswakt-deactivated20210717]

you say she's loyal but where is she right now? that's right, in my crystal mind prison, as usual

[ryebreadgf]

'historical figures'

[cheaphalloweencostume]

i think im gonna start carrying around a note in my pocket at all times like “IF I DIE IT IS NOT AN ACCIDENT INVESTIGATE IT” just to waste people’s time after i’m dead too

[cookieflips]

Op do you want your browser history opened after you die because this is how you get your browser history opened

[cheaphalloweencostume]

go ahead i have nothing to hide