knocking men like you into dust

GOT/ASOIAF. Follower of the Mother of Dragons. Brienne/Jamie supporter. Lannister stan, even when it's embarrassing. Occasional Greyjoy apologist. Sansa, get behind me! Main account @esrodeyl

[esrodeyl]

David Brittlesbee is a Beesbury reincarnation. The name? The mustache? C'mon.

[clytemnaestraes]

Dunk and Egg Sundays are gonna hit like crack in the sense that it is like giving catnip (akotsk) to a cat (a brienne stan)

[queenaegon]

i understand all that shit about honor and knighthood and solemn vows but “kingslayer” is simply a bad insult. it sounds cool as fuck. might as well call him the landlord annihilator or the billionaire’s bane.

[inthemoodforblastt]

Duncan the Tall 🤝 Brienne of Tarth

Getting into a weird situationship with a reckless sexually nonconforming Baratheon

[vhagars-dementia]

Me yapping on tumblr dot com

[cerseiboleyn]

the "tyrion is a ugly disgusting monster in the books!" opinion bothers me because his siblings are literally the two most beautiful people in the seven kingdoms. Why wouldn't tyrion be handsome by our standards just because he's disabled?

[viserionsflames]

There is always something about Dickon Tarly that screams "SEC football player" to me. GOT Dickon definitely has a face that has seen the inside of a University of Alabama frat house and once drank too many Bud Lights and tried to jump on stage at a Luke Combs concert.

[motorway-south]

jaime’s thought process being “i want brienne to strip naked bathe in front of me just like cersei used to” to “cersei and i should get married why not?” to “for the next part of my evil plan, ill free sansa stark. but only bc no one expects me to” he’s so so so nutty

[ilynpilled]

[visenyaism]

I can’t speculate on whether the winds of winter will ever come out because if I turn around and look for it before I walk out of the underworld she will disappear forever

[visenyaism]

cersei lannister had about 3-5 business days of peace at the end of a game of thrones where it’s like. plan she singlehandedly concocted to murder her abusive terrible husband THE KING goes off without a hitch literally flawless execution most successful kingslaying in westerosi history. rhaegar outfit at his funeral. anyone who suspects foul play is in the dungeon or on her side. coup d’état equally successful. her bastard son installed as ruling king. ned stark in prison about to swear fealty to the lannisters and get ransomed cutting hostilities off at the pass. one stark kid in custody and littlefinger promised to take care of the second one. annoying brothers-in-law scattered to opposite ends of the kingdom away from her away from each other not a problem. lysa arryn doing fuck all. tyrion in enemy custody and not the walls. father and brother going to war for her. also jon arryn who she never liked is dead as a freebie. and then she never came down from this high but can you blame her

[visenyaism]

say what you will about cersei but. if i managed to pretty singlehandedly plan and pull off a successful regicide and coup d’état outplaying the stark-tully-arryn-baratheon alliance plus stannis plus renly and the tyrells and make THEM look like traitors to the rightful succession all without officially telling my father who thinks he’s smarter than me what my plan was i would think i was the baddest bitch ALIVE and refuse to hear otherwise

[xotellybean]

The ABC’s of Game of Thrones — Brienne of Tarth ↳ “ All my life men like you have sneered at me. And all my life I’ve been knocking men like you into the dust. ”  

[medievalandfantasymelee]

Brienne of Tarth [Gwendoline Christie] VS. Danille de Barbarac [Drew Barrymore] VS. Guinevere [Angel Coulby]

[viserionsflames]

Kind of hilarious that in many ways all the biggest problems with GOT as an adaptation could be summed up by the name. The fact that they chose to call it Game of Thrones rather than A Song of Ice and Fire makes so many of the poor choices they made, particularly concerning Dany and the treatment of magic, much more obvious as potential endgames for the show.

Sometimes I genuinely feel stupid for not realizing they were gonna be this stupid when I remember that I knew from the beginning that they picked this title. They picked what they thought was easier to sell to a wide audience, and therefore, what they thought was important. How dare I hope they were still going to sneak in all of the deeper and more magical elements of the characters, the world, and the story. Silly me.

[almostaknight]

the only thing keeping me sane during this wait for winds of winter is the knowledge that jaime and brienne have been together all this time.

[viserionsflames]

My partner, a huge Sanderson fan: "I will honestly be so sad if he doesn't leave any open mysteries when he finishes the Cosmere books. Isn't it way more fun not knowing things?"

Me, the ASOIAF nerd: "You have 5 seconds to run before I start throwing things."

[idyste]

[sihtryggr]

sometimes a family is a gay man, his wife, her boyfriend and their three comunally raised children.

[thhouseofblack]

Rhaegar: I'm sorry I can't make it tonight, I have to go pick up my wife from her murder trial Oswell: Jon: Jaime: d-did she do- Rhaegar: Ofcourse she did it! Why do you think I married her?