Present day, things have changed

I'm Haley. I live in Maine. Feel free to self promote in my ask! Or seriously just talk to me about anything you want, because I'm lonely. I'll always be here if anyone needs me

[bit6-deactivated20151004]

why did jerry go in like that though

[dancinginthegrocerystore]

[tastefullyoffensive]

[gothicprep]

a lot of people have a lot of different opinions as to what the worst post on tumblr is but this is objectively it

[princesscrownemoji]

A birth certificate is basically a baby receipt

[meter-ten]

my dad is coming out to see my horse tomorrow…

[vivalacucaracha-blog]

One time this boy in my math class ate an eraser

it was last week

i am seventeen years old

the class was A.P. calculus

[fxckbro]

why are there so many different kinds of pasta they all taste the same tbh

[zinf-deactivated20190430]

who hurt you

[driesvano-deactivated20170413]

[deathbysharpie-deactivated20120]

If abortion and birth control become illegal

What will happen:

sex

What won’t happen:

safe sex

What will happen:

abortion

What won’t happen:

safe abortions

[bebinn]

Can’t put it much more simply than that.

[prolongedeyecontact]

#TRUTH

[trolltina]

[vivalacucaracha-blog]

me as a parent

[rule-63]

Easter’s over, you know what that means

[runescapeghost]

IT’S HALLOWEEN

[pkmntrainer-rae]

iT’S ONLY APRIL

[runescapeghost]

HAPPY HALLOWEEN

[pleatedjeans]

[odious]

one of the things the harry potter franchise did right:

not put the movie poster on the cover of the book(s)

[yahooanswerswtf]

This is why we need sex education

[tittily]

@ ppl with small purses: where do you keep your 70 lbs of trash

[tittily]

[bimbonetta]

When u forget what pocket ur phone is in and u start doing the macarena