THIS HORSE THING.

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THIS HORSE THING.
Cheesy Pick-Up Line Starters
“Do you have a name or can I call you mine?”
“I’m not a photographer, but I can picture me and you together.”
“I seem to have lost my phone number. Can I have yours?”
“Do you have a map? I’m getting lost in your eyes.”
“I was feeling a little off today, but you definitely turned me on.”
“I’m sorry, I don’t think we’ve met. I wouldn’t forget a pretty face like that.”
“You look cold. Want to use me as a blanket?”
“I’m not staring at your boobs. I’m staring at your heart.”
“Have you been to the doctor lately? Cause I think you’re lacking some Vitamin Me.”
“You look so familiar… didn’t we take a class together? I could’ve sworn we had chemistry.”
“You’re so beautiful that you made me forget my pickup line.”
“Excuse me, I think you have something in your eye. Oh wait, it’s just a sparkle.”
“Would you grab my arm so I can tell my friends I’ve been touched by an angel?”
“There must be something wrong with my eyes, I can’t take them off you.”
“Did the sun come out or did you just smile at me?”
“Excuse me, I just noticed you noticing me and I just wanted to give you notice that I noticed you too.”
“Can I borrow a kiss? I promise I’ll give it back.”
“I must be in a museum, because you truly are a work of art.”
“Well, here I am. What were your other two wishes?”
“Have you always been this cute, or did you have to work at it?”
“Your hand looks heavy. Let me hold it for you.”
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“Beg me, and I might consider keeping my mouth shut.”
She pursed her lips together to form a thin line for a moment before pouting. “Oh.. Then this is a dilemma.. I want you to keep silent but.. Ah, I’m really not the begging type - ! Is there any other way I can earn your silence?”
IT’S HARDER THAN YOU THINK. NO USING GOOGLE. EVERY ANSWER MUST START WITH THE FIRST LETTER OF YOUR MUSE’S NAME.
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• NAME. Viian / ViVi. • ANIMAL. Vulcan • BOYS NAME. Victor • GIRLS NAME. Vivian • COLOR. Violet • MOVIE. Vacancy • SOMETHING YOU WEAR. Violet shirt? • DRINK. V energy drink. • FOOD. Veggie burger? • SOMETHING FOUND IN A BATHROOM. ? • PLACE. Venice • REASON FOR BEING LATE. Vampire attack.
“You’re so...” Finish it in my ask.
“I know exactly how to make you talk.”
Her attention was piqued by the words that the other woman spoke and she arched a brow, holding a small laugh back. “You do, unnie? You must tell me how, then! I’m very interested in how you’ll make me talk.”
Sentence meme (Torture my character version)
MAKE THEM CRY
“I never loved you.”
“You’re the reason they’re dead!”
“It’s all your fault!”
“Who could ever love you…?”
“You’re so stupid. So weak.”
“Just go away. I don’t want you here.”
BLACKMAIL THEM
“Who would’ve thought a sweet thing like you would have such a secret?”
“I’ll tell everyone. Scream so loud the country will hear.”
“I have a friend with a radio station, you know. Broadcast it all over the city.”
“If you want this back, you’ll do whatever I say!”
“Be a good little slave, you don’t want your secret out, do you?”
“I know everything. I can ruin you.”
“Beg me, and I might consider keeping my mouth shut.”
INTERROGATE THEM
“Sing, birdie.”
“I know exactly how to make you talk.”
“You know some fascinating things, don’t you?”
“I’ll use your greatest weaknesses against you, and you know I know them all.”
“I have means of extracting information from you.”
“I might play with you a little longer after you’ve talked. You’re too cute.”
“You’re tough. But I’ll break you.”
YELL AT THEM
“You idiot! You dumbass! You- you fucking moron!”
“You’re absolutely useless, aren’t you?!”
“What the fuck have you done this time!”
“You don’t care about anyone but yourself!”
“You’re not human! You’re a monster!”
“You’re a disgusting little rat!”
“You’ve fucked up for the last time!”
PHYSICALLY HURT THEM
“What, can’t take a punch?”
“I’ll kill you!”
“It’s only a scratch, asshole!”
“Don’t move, or I’ll shoot you!”
“I’ll slit your damn throat!”
“Kiss my shoes or I’ll stomp your head in half.”
“I didn’t mean to draw blood, but oh well.”
“That’s going to bruise.”
TORTURE THEM… GENTLY
“You want some of this cake? C’moooon, beg for it!”
“Guess what? SURPRISE ICE BUCKET CHALLENGE!”
“Tickle-tickle-tickle! Kitchy kitchy koo!”
“Whaaaat? Is this yours? You can’t have it back, it’s mine now!”
“I’ll stop singing when hell freezes over!”
“Get in the locker, shorty!”
“Annoying? Me? Annoying?”
每个人都是一颗星星,并且都拥有闪耀的权力。
Everyone’s a star and deserves the right to twinkle.
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3 am sentence starters
“ why are you awake? “
“ i can’t sleep. “
“ go to bed already. “
“ i’m a being of pure power, i don’t need sleep. “
“ i’ve been running on 5 hour energy all day, there’s no stopping now. “
“ i’m. so. tired. “
“ i had a nightmare. “
“ it’s nothing, go back to bed. “
“ when’s the last time you slept? “
“ you’re clearly exhausted. why are you doing this to yourself? “
“ wake up. wake up. wake uuuuup. “
“ i’ll sleep when i’m dead. “
“ yawning doesn’t mean i’m tired! maybe i’m just bored by you telling me to go to sleep so much. “
“ is something wrong? “
“ i just need to finish what i’m doing, then i’ll sleep. “
“ you said you were about to go to bed two hours ago. c’mon, time’s up. “
“ is it okay if i sleep in your bed tonight? i’m kinda freaked out. “
“ stop bossing me around, you’re not my mom. i’ll go to sleep when i want to. “
“ you’re pouring coffee all over the counter. “
“ why are you making hot pockets at 3 am? “
“ i don’t care when you go to bed, but do you have to wake me up in the middle of the night with your loud music?! “
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❛ i don’t have time for a relationship. do you know how many books i need to read? ❜ ❛ i think it’s hilarious when people tell me i’m laid back because i’ve pretty uch been screaming nonstop in my head since like fifth grade ❜ ❛ coming out of my cage and i’ve been doing just… not good ❜ ❛ i’m a piece of shit, but it’s fine ❜ ❛ how i am supposed to have a lit summer with $4.65 ❜ ❛ i’m a huge fan of space; both outer and personal ❜ ❛ and to your left, you can see me, ruining everything ❜ ❛ any full cast musical number can be a solo if you believe hard enough ❜ ❛ kinda hungry, kinda horny, kinda tired, kinda wanna get a tattoo ❜ ❛ no amount of under eye concealer can cover up how tired i am of this world ❜ ❛ i’m ready for autumn, but not autumn responsibilities ❜ ❛ today i’m wearing a lovely shade of i slept like shit so don’t piss me off ❜ ❛ i’m not making enough boys nervous ❜ ❛ i really want my last words to be ‘hey, wanna see a dead body?’ ❜ ❛ don’t you hate it when money goes away when you spend it? ❜ ❛ i’m always a slut for conspiracy theories ❜ ❛ i wanna make a diss track about myself ❜ ❛ true friendship is bullying your friends into watching the tv shows you watch ❜ ❛ i’d be such a good girlfriend/boyfriend/s.o. you’re all missing out ❜ ❛ sorry i was late. i can’t conceptualize time. ❜ ❛ fuck what the aliens said ❜ ❛ sometimes it physically pains me to hold back my sarcastic comments ❜ ❛ if outfit repeating was a crime i would be sentenced to life without parole ❜ ❛ does anyone have ten thousand dollars they don’t want? ❜ ❛ i want a sugar daddy, but i know nicki minaj wants me to be independent ❜ ❛ i stress about stress before there’s even stress to stress about ❜ ❛ i don’t have plans for tonight or the rest of my life if anyone wants to have a drink or get married ❜ ❛ tbh sometimes you just gotta let me be dramatic because i will get over it, but let me be dramatic first. ❜ ❛ painfully average looking with a great sense of humor and always down to get drunk ❜ ❛ if we date, you have to hold my hand in the car. no exceptions. ❜ ❛ in an unfortunate development, i am now awake ❜ ❛ you’re hella bomb, hella cute, and anyone would be hella lucky to have you ❜ ❛ kinda hurt, kinda offended, kinda not planning on saying anything about it ❜ ❛ trying to embarrass me is so unnecessary. i do it to myself just fine. ❜ ❛ if you don’t think i’m a princess then you’re 100% right. i’m the fucking queen. ❜ ❛ fuck summer. i want it to be dark and misty and frigid and october. ❜ ❛ lana may have fucked her way up to the top, but i am bullshitting my way up to the middle ❜ ❛ i don’t want to get involved in the drama, i just wanna know 103% of the information on what happened ❜ ❛ so… do you want to watch 49.7 hours of parks and recreation with me? ❜ ❛ i hit rock bottom like every two weeks ❜ ❛ can someone please be proud of me? like fuck, i’m trying. ❜ ❛ give me a few days to overthink about it ❜ ❛ can i sell my feelings on ebay? i don’t want them anymore. ❜ ❛ i’m really fucking sarcastic for someone who’s about to start crying most of the time ❜ ❛ when does hibernation start because i am 100% participating in that ❜ ❛ don’t you hate it when you wake up and you’re awake ❜ ❛ i lowkey just wanna make sure you’re happy as fuck ❜ ❛ i literally have no idea what i’m gonna do if i don’t end up rich ❜ ❛ you know you’re in deep when you love listening to them talk and you get attached to their voice ❜ ❛ no offense, but when is it my turn for someone to be in love with me ❜ ❛ i’m an asshole with a really big heart ❜ ❛ i have to be funny because being hot is not an option ❜ ❛ can i apologize in advance for basically everything i will ever do ❜ ❛ okay that’s cool, but consider the following: snuggling with me until i fall asleep ❜ ❛ please handle me with care. i am a very sleepy and soft creature. ❜ ❛ drunk me is the me i really want to be. confident, hilarious, and most importantly, drunk. ❜
ASK ME THINGS
1. You woke up naked next to the last person you texted, what would you say?
2. What’s going on between you and the last person you kissed?
3. If your boyfriend or girlfriend was into drugs, would you care?
4. Is your last name longer than six letters?
5. Was your last kiss drunk or sober?
6. Have you ever wanted to have someone but you messed it up?
7. What does your last received text say?
8. How many times have you kissed the last person you kissed?
9. Where was your last kiss at?
10. When is the last time you saw your sister?
11. What do you drink in the morning?
12. Where did you sleep last night?
13. Do you think relationships are hard?
14. If you could go back and change something in the past 5 months, would you?
15. You’re locked in a room with the last person you kissed, any problems?
16. Would you rather it be sunny or rainy?
17. Do you know anyone with the same middle name as you?
18. Are you wearing jeans,sweatpants,or pajama pants?
19. Do you think you will be in a relationship 3 years from now?
20. Does anyone like you?
21. Have you ever kissed someone with a name that starts with an S?
22. Is the last person you kissed gay?
23. Is there a person you CANNOT stand?
24. Have you ever considered getting a tattoo?
25. In the past week have you cried?
26. What breed was the last dog you saw?
27. Do you dry off in the shower or out of the shower?
28. Have you ever kissed a football player?
29. Do you think you’re old?
30. Do you like text messaging?
31. What type of day are you having?
32. Have you ever thought about getting your nose pierced?
33. Do you prefer warm or cold weather?
34. Is there a person of the opposite sex who means a lot to you?
35. Would you prefer a relationship or a fling?
36. Are you a simple or complicated person?
37. What song are you listening to?
38. When you say you’re sorry do you mean it? 39. Is there a girl that knows everything or almost everything about you? 40. What made you start liking the person you like now? 41. When did you last receive a text message? 42. What is wrong with you right now? 43. How well do you know the last female you texted? 44. Does anyone disgust you? 45. Would you date someone right now if they asked? 46. Are you in a good mood right now? 47. Who was the last person you talked to in person? 48. What color shirt are you wearing? 49. Has someone recently told you something you didn’t want to hear? 50. Anyone you’re giving up on? 51. Do you hate the person you fell hardest for?
52. Have you ever thought about giving up on someone but couldn’t? 53. Do you like rain? 54. Do you care if your boyfriend/girlfriend drinks? 55. Have you ever liked somebody and never told them? 56. Do you like to cuddle? 57. Are you shy? 58. Do you get along with girls? 59. Have you dated the person you texted last? 60. What do you carry with you at all times? 61. If you were paid 1 million dollars to spend the night in a supposed haunted house, would you? 62. Do you think you can last in a relationship for five months? 63. Think back to October, were you in a relationship? 64. The person you like kisses you on the forehead, do you find this cute? 65. Did anything “cute” happen in the last week?
66. How old are the last three people you kissed?
67. Would you rather pay to get your nails done or do them yourself? 68. Which do you like better- Zebra print or leopard print? 69. Do you have any stickers on your car? 70. Would you rather listen to Luke Bryan or Lil Wayne? 71. Blackberry, Anroid, or iPhone? 72. When’s the last time you had pizza from Pizza Hut? 73. Do you like diet soda? 74. What color are the walls in your room? 75. Are you 16 or older? 76. Do you watch Pretty Little Liars? 77. Do you have a job? 78. What are your initials? 79. Did you ever have braces? 80. Are you from the south?
81. What does your last status on facebook say? 82. Do you still talk to the first person you ever kissed? 83. Are you closer to your mom or your dad? 84. Have you ever done cheerleading or gymnastics? 85. What’s the last movie you saw in theaters? 86. Do you smoke? 87. Would you rather wear heels or flip flops? 88. Is your phone touch screen? 89. Do you normally wear your hair straight or curly? 90. Have you ever snuck out of your house? 91. Would you rather swim in a river, lake, or pool? 92. Have you ever made out in a car? 93. …Had sex in a car? 94. Are you single or in a relationship? 95. What were you doing last night at midnight? 96. When’s the last time you saw fireworks? 97. Do you like the camera on your phone? 98. Have you ever had a friend with benefits? 99. Have you ever passed out from drinking? 100. Are you friends with people on facebook that you actually hate? 101. Have you ever had a pregnancy scare? 102. Name your favorite Kesha song: 103. Do you have any tan lines right now? 104. Would you ever wear cowboy boots with shorts?
❛ it’s a lucky time to be alive. ❜
“ It really is! A great time too, usually. I’m very blessed to be alive at this time, where I’m able to experience some amazing things.”