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pukicho

Four words: don’t go to bed without a big fucking jug of water because what if you wake up thirsty

areallycoolanduniqueusername

please explain how this is four words and not 13

pukicho

Subtract nine words from my words and then its four words

evilwizard

the King of Toys has inserted a giant wind-up key into lady liberty’s back, and claims he will hold the city hostage until “the war in Iran is over.” which seems strangely topical

evilwizard

usually he wants, like, candy or something

cocksley-and-catapult

ISSUE 1396: so like normal yoga

09 april 2026

everydaylouie

princes with a thousand enemies

narcissistcookbook

because you said shut up and drive could also be a sequel to death zamboni and jeff’s lament does this mean the girlfriend was in that zamboni fujoing out or what

canonically yes

#hell yeah #the fujo representation i needed

narcissistcookbook

because you said shut up and drive could also be a sequel to death zamboni and jeff’s lament does this mean the girlfriend was in that zamboni fujoing out or what

canonically yes

cheeeezu

highkey love full magical girl aika

vixticant

HAPPY NEIL BANGING OUT THE TUNES DAY EVERYONE!!!

vixticant

Happy neil day once again everynyan

#neil banging out the tunes #april 13 #4/13 #neil the rat #happy 4/13

dogpuppy

mono-red-menace

narcissistcookbook

SHIRT IS HERE 2026 TOUR SHIRT ME MINE YOURS SHIRT WEAR SHIRT

based on when I saw Oliver's original version of this design on his battle jacket I flipped out and asked if I could use it for the upcoming tour shirt. I am so pumped, I love this design

#FUUUUUUUUUUUUCK #drooling over this

plutooonium

the recent legislation coming out of various states trying to get age verification bullshit on the operating system level combined with all the other age verification bullshit really makes me think of cognitive dissonance blues by the narcissist cookbook