maskrosbarn

aly ∆ 29 ∆ friendly neighborhood shadow person in the corner of your eye

[happyheidi]

𝖨𝖽𝖺 𝖱𝖾𝗇𝗍𝗈𝗎𝗅 𝖮𝗎𝗍𝗁𝗐𝖺𝗂𝗍𝖾’𝗌 𝖿𝖺𝖾𝗋𝗂𝖾𝗌 🧚 <3

[quiet-nymph]

[homunculus-argument]

Putting zucchini in everything is the opposite of a guilty pleasure. It's a purifying penance that absolves you of all sin.

[homunculus-argument]

Any sufficiently advanced form of catholism is indistinguishable from bdsm.

[fernscare]

peaceful chimera at the river

[metaphoricalsheep]

Man Proposes, God Disposes.

A little Tuunbaq-inspired lino.

[homunculus-argument]

I love informed consent, I love dignity of risk, I love the thought of having someone willing to tell me why the thing that I'm about to do is a bad idea, telling me in detail exactly what the consequences are, what's going to happen and why, and what's the worst that can happen, and then having no power to stop me when I decide to do it anyway because I'm an adult and I'm allowed to get my shit kicked in so fucking bad while doing something stupid if I so choose.

[potoh]

A jungle for the house tigers.

[7pleiades7]

Untitled (2025) by Sage Oswald, gouache

[afurioushawk]

I'm sorry, but every single fucking event that he touches getting wrecked by the middle finger of God is fucking hilarious. Absolute peak black comedy. Chef's fucking kiss.

[afurioushawk]

Chef's. Fucking. Kiss.

[redlipstickresurrected]

Brecht Evens (Belgian, b. 1986, Hasselt, Belgium, based Paris, France) - Back cover of book-CD "Les Cromosaures de l'espace" (The Space Cromosaurs), written by Wladimir Anselme.

[teaboot]

yall aren’t gonna believe this

[teaboot]

I swear to god I tried to grab my phone but I couldn’t without ruining the moment

He wouldn’t lEAVE

[teaboot]

I’m so fucking proud of my weird wet son

[teaboot]

IT IS A THING NOW

[teaboot]

Important update: it has been several weeks and little mans still needs to inspect and rub his face on the shower head every single night before bed so after washing up and putting on my jimjams I then have to get up on a stool like

[valdrift]

au where everything's the same but they throw these bitches at u

(og this is based off under cut)

[fairycosmos]

t shirt that just says WHATEVER YOU’RE READING INTO MY FACIAL EXPRESSIONS AND BODY LANGUAGE YOU’RE MISINTERPRETING

[metamorphesque]

Het Gebed, Svetlana Tartakovska

[ender--gaming]

Guys stop joking this isn't funny, what if Mitch is alive

[sakrogoat]

Roberto Ferri - Liberaci Dal Male

[image-plus-official]

Daughter (2026), Filip Mirazovic [2702 x 3368]