dev!!

i will find you. And i will become your coworker

[vodkacrayon]

Hey sharks fans

Mostly kinda here to rpf #dontlikedontread 18+

I also like the torrent, the capitals, and the mystics

[self-immolatia]

from this postcard

[gooserest]

[careersincombat]

[willgabeleno]

gabeleno @ shoulder check via rednote

[stuckinapril]

you seem avoidant for a girl who’s so hungry to experience the full breadth of human connection

[hockeysemiotics]

what is mack to me? good question. he’s an undercooked piece of high protein dough. he’s the righteous irritation you feel when someone asks a stupid question. he’s got the wet smooth flesh of a shark. he was born when rick c made a wish upon a shooting star. the squishy body of a worm. he never bites the hand that feeds him but he will growl and thrash threateningly. he’s probably got dada and mama issues but will never address that in any meaningful way. hes my gay cat. he’ll do anything to get people to like him except for things he doesn’t want to do :/ he’s jesus if jesus were reborn a third time. the second time is obviously mcdavid. he’s got a billion mental disorders all related to hockey but he’s pretty well adjusted all things considering. he’s like if an only child had siblings. he’s my ouppy baby wuppy. my pibble even. if he wanted 20m he should’ve got it. he’s a chud who’s life only just began when he met his equally chud soulmate. he’s my ice cold fridge who lies about being filled with chocolate milk and it’s actually just flavourless protein shakes, with maybe one sweet strawberry gently placed there by his Will. he’s patient zero for can only ever be himself disease. and it’s terminal. he’s the cool rock u find at the beach but have to leave behind. hes a stick of sharp spearmint gum. i think he’d pull apart like a cheese string. hes a neurotic horse that kills people. he’s my cutes. he’s like if a plum was a person. and he’s ginger

[thirtyfourthst]

July 19th, 2005 - Pete Wentz on livejournal

[hockeysemiotics]

🤩

THANK YEWWWWW 🤩🤩 my sweet cheeked bright eyed peach surrounded by evil suitors….

[superhaenyra]

macklin my caprese salad

[superhaenyra]

[boysharkmack]

how strange it is to be anything at all

[eipistolary]

i hope everyone who ever hurt him goes to hell no matter what

[eipistolary]

[applejaymi]

I just think these white boys would really enjoy some tteokbokki

[pucksonnetboys]

[scuderlia]

they're gonna start showing screenshots of will's tik tok account to rookies in their "what not to do when the internet already thinks you're doing anal with your teammate" presentations

[kyumo-02]

richard siken, crush

[glovesdown]

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