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Things you will find me yapping about the most on this blog:
san jose sharks
willmack + samisa
san jose musician Randy "bones shredder" Moore and the extended randyverse
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bliss lane
taylor price

oozey mess
Misplaced Lens Cap
RMH
Mike Driver

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wallacepolsom
Game of Thrones Daily

ellievsbear
d e v o n
$LAYYYTER
we're not kids anymore.
Jules of Nature
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Jester ✨ 30s ✨ they/them
Things you will find me yapping about the most on this blog:
san jose sharks
willmack + samisa
san jose musician Randy "bones shredder" Moore and the extended randyverse
Other potential topics:
@JameyBaskow: Patrick and TK chatting. #Flyers
if wanting to see her railed by 20 teammates is a crime brother lock me up!!!!!!!!!!
if i was a popular minecraft youtuber id just tweet "hey guys stop drawing shipping fanart of me and my friends/coworkers, i only fucked one of them and seeing me paired with anyone else is kinda weird and crosses my boundaries" and then i'd turn my phone off
I can't believe macklin celebrini would do something like this smh
really enjoying the pic in the last one like mack's hiding from paparazzi
#‘macklin celebrini name at center of a criminal case’ yeah if being a sweet pea was illegal
Yeah
willhead dashboard simulator:
mutual 1: i miss the sharks lb 😩
mutual 2: does anyone have recs for good rickwill gloryhole fic
mutual 3: does anyone have recs for good rickwill pool boy!wsh fic
mutual 4: does anyone have recs for good post 2025 worlds team usa celebration fic featuring wsh getting sloppy drunk and maybe taken advantage of a little bit. maybe
mutual 5: [gifset of wsh looking like he’s going to khs at center ice] bnuuy why are you so stressed even…
mutual 6: does anyone have recs for good willzack size queen!wsh fic
mutual 7: but bitch when macklin scores
mutual 8: does anyone have recs for good homewrecker!wsh/dirtbag!dan holland fics
mutual 9: wsh is my strawberry shortcake with homemade whipped cream
mutual 10: sidney crosby is a woman
some examples:
sometimes i struggle to use the word ‘bootlicker’ in a negative sense because of sexual desires i will not disclose here
Is it licking boots?
because of sexual desires i will not disclose here.
influencer omega macklin who runs popular everything-omega-centric accounts across all social media. he's kind of private in that he mostly posts photos without much context, advice that's never personal, vlogs on yt with no talking, just a compilation of clips of his day with subtitles.
he posts about nesting. has gone viral multiple times for having the internet's most aesthetic nest.
he gives advice on spending heats alone. is always sponsored by sex toy brands. posts tasteful sexy brand deal mirror selfies in his new lingerie sets.
he's sought after. is constantly hounded in his comments by alphas. has a big community of omegas who defend him constantly, showering him with compliments and these he replies to but all the alphas go ignored.
and then suddenly, he posts a picture on his insta: another mirror selfie, the pleased, glowing flash of his green eyes all you can see of him as he peeks over wide, tan shoulders. the person holding him in the picture is not visible enough to place. all that can be seen of him is the back of his head (blonde messy curls, probably mussed from sleep... or sex), a thin chain looped over the back of his neck and the width of his shoulders. one of mack's arms is slung over one shoulder, and the other holds the phone taking the picture.
the internet freaks out when the internet's darling, desired omega is spotted at a san jose shark's game wearing a teal jersey with the number 2 on the back. declaring smith's ownership of him in black and white. yeah, it's not hard to put the pieces together.
hockey player alpha will smith who takes questions from the media after the game, his gaze constantly flitting off to the side, a barely concealed smug smile on his face. they ask: 'looks like you had a famous fan in the crowd cheering for you tonight, will. you're popular with the omegas, aren't you?'
will's smirk softens as he shrugs and replies: 'i don't care about all that. only need to be popular with the one that matters.'
he's looking past the cameras at mack as he says it, of course. mack who is leaning against the wall, waiting for his alpha to finish up so they can go home together. mack, who melts at will's words. will can probably scent in the air that mack's riled up from watching him play, from seeing him now - curls damp, expression serious and cheeks flushed from exertion.
the next morning, mack posts a photo on tumblr because it's where he can be his most honest and freakiest.
the photo is of him on his front in his bed. his usually neat nest looks rumpled around him. it's a provocative image for sure. because he's on his elbows and knees, that much is obvious despite the picture being cropped above the hips, his face turned toward the camera, looking over his shoulder at whoever is taking the picture with a look so dewy and serene it should be illegal. and it's obvious who is taking the picture. because there's a hand on mack's back, smoothing out the fabric of the jersey he's still wearing so it's not creased, so it's obvious: SMITH, 2.
the photo is simply captioned: number 1 fan 🤍
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wish i was more creatively inclined to create a socmed au but i'm not so here's this instead! if u are though and u wanna create something from this please do i would kiss u <3
butter boy + other hats i think he would like
When someone "<- prev"'s me and tells me I'm correct I feel like I'm a little puppy wagging my tail tbh
best thing a male character can do is be dog-coded. second best thing a male character can do is sob hysterically
isnt 1634 evil now bc carter hart is like Mitch marners dada and autsin matthews is Austin Matthews
what are you talking about
— July 9, 1912 / Franz Kafka diaries
Note: This entry was censored in the first edition of the diaries, Max Brod changed it to “Two handsome Swedish boys with long legs.”
"Perhaps Brod’s elision of passages that could be read as homoerotic has ultimately drawn more attention to them than they otherwise would have received—still, this very elision suggests that these passages threatened the image of Kafka that Brod was striving to construct." — from translator's preface
Hello to my samisa dealer. I hope your day is going well.
I would love your thoughts on this
https://www.tumblr.com/chimielie/788723901652992000
And what you think sam and misa's scent profile would be
clickable link. made me laugh and so sorry for taking 84 million years to answer this. i’m not the best at scent stuff but i shall ponder my samisa orb for you!
i think misa has a lighter scent in general even for an omega. it’s not quite verging into beta levels of not there but it’s a close thing. he mostly smells like saltwater, some peony, and amber. it’s kind of sweet, kind of floral, kind of nothing. it’s very much the type of thing that has sam buried in his neck trying to get the most of it out of misa’s skin. when he’s in heat though, it’s heavy, heavy, heavy and a lot more woodsy than floral.
sam on the other hand, is all vanilla and moss. it’s woodsy all the time and with a little sweet tinge that smells more like it’s home cooking than overly perfume like. his scent is a lot stronger in general and makes right at home with misa’s amber and floral. everyone likes to call them embarrassing because sam’s scent is dripping off everything misa owns but it’s really not his fault, he likes talking naps in misa’s nest and misa always forgets a jacket so sam has to bring an extra of his, and so it goes on. no sam is not purposefully scenting misa all the time, that would be insane and old fashioned. sam is a normal alpha, who doesn’t have any courting complex when it comes to misa walking around in the world without a claim. normal guy, who has normal non biting kink sex with his bro because it’s easier than going out.
colleen smith worked for the chicago bulls during the jordan era which included steve kerr on the roster who is the head coach of the golden state warriors which is where rick celebrini works so theres this thing called the red string of fa—[GUNSHOT]