Christ on a Stick

31 | Running a very tight, multi fandom ship

[voicesscreaminghelloagain]

https://archiveofourown.org/works/84224546

It's been over a decade since I've written fanfic but I'm so proud of this filthy fic 🤭✨ smutty preview under the cut 🥂✨

Eddie breathlessly got out and Buck moved his head enough to look at Eddie in the mirror and was enchanted by the way his lover’s mouth hung open trying to gain any form of oxygen and his eyes fluttered. Buck bet that the man’s head was clouded and drowned in nothing but ecstasy and he could read it over the flushed face getting darker with every passing second that he held him.

“I’m all yours,”

Buck moved his lips to Eddie’s ear and roughly told him, “you’re goddamn right. All fucking mine.”

He removed his hand and shoved Eddie back down against the counter and pumped his hips roughly into him and felt his own orgasm building inside of him. Sweat dripped down his temple and his curls came out of their place and fell over his forehead.

“Buck, Buck,” Eddie gasped deeply and grunted as any air he might have received was punched out of him by the power of his hips. “I’m so fucking close,” he announced, a whine high in his throat leaving him and he moved his hand to reach between his legs.

Buck couldn’t have that. He reached for the wandering hand and he took Eddie by the wrist and forced his arm behind his back and he held him in a grip tight enough that it would leave a bruise. His lover grunted and whimpered.

“Please.”

Buck laughed and shook his head at the desperation in Eddie’s voice. “Does hearing me tell you that you’re all fucking mine make you wanna cum, baby?” Eddie nodded his head enthusiastically and Buck grinned, the stretch of his lips feral at the response given. “Oh, good. Good. Learn it. Remember who you fucking belong to, Eddie.”

God, Buck would never tire of hearing him say that he was his

“You, Buck. I belong to you,”

[platinumink]

My sister just sent me this (shes neither seen iron lung nor phm) and she's obsessed-

Credits go to the creator @aexphr because holy shit this is so amazing!!!

I need to introduce my sister to phm and iron lung (were watching phm this weekend) but mr iplier sir please i need iron lung in europe or my sister will have an aneurysm- xD

[caffeinated-chocolate]

[astriiformes]

It really is funny to me that like. If I told you I was casting a movie with three lead actors, and those actors were:

The guy from the Barbie movie

One of the co-stars of The Zone of Interest

A Broadway puppeteer

What kind of movie would you think I was making.

[cntrlaltdelete-what]

Rocky welding something not knowing that it produces light so Grace takes +20 damage to the eyes

[valtsv]

can't stop thinking about how hysterical project hail mary would be from rocky's pov when you consider that, by eridian standards, basic human functioning is simultaneously an incredibly hostile and violently perverted body horror fetish nightmare. imagine you make first contact with an alien and it's an apex predator with an obscene number of orifices, made up mostly of toxic substances that it oozes constantly from said orifices, thrives in an unforgivingly cold and suffocating atmosphere, is highly motivated by searching for its next meal + consumes its food publicly in violation of your society's main taboo, and is capable of rapidly transitioning from vulnerable in sleep to alert and in full possession of its faculties at the slightest change in stimuli. grace is in a heartwarming scifi buddy comedy and meanwhile rocky is bonded with and planning on bringing home his species' equivalent of the xenomorph.

[penny-anna]

Do Eridians know they are different colours. I bet Grace's alien kids love finding out what colour they are. It means absolutely nothing to them but they're like :O :O

[ardette0507]

As much as I love BloodyMary fics where Rocky wingmans for Grace and does his best to get him and Simon together, I feel like it be so much funnier if Rocky did not like Simon AT ALL and made that overtly apparent from the jump.

I think it'd just be so funny if Rocky treats Simon the same way you would treat the feral tomcat who keeps trying to break into your house and get to your housecat.

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i.e:

Rocky *Silently Watching Grace Talk To Simon*: ....

Adrian: Rocky? What's wrong, my love?

Rocky, *narrowing his non-existent eyes*: We need to get Grace spayed, statement.

[sketchupnfries]

More rolling Grace and Rocky sketches since I wanted to sketch out some more. Also I realized that I haven't drawn some of the pebbles on Erid, so here ya go!

[idiot-mushroom]

my friend wanted me to make this

[melonsharks]

Heck, if he wanted to do open-heart surgery on me, I’d probably let him.

[whyiswingdingsafont]

I think it’s really cool that in Project Hail Mary the astrophage, which are literally killing all life by eating stars, aren’t really treated as the villain or evil? From the very start Ryland is treating it with curiosity and fascination, wanting to understand more than destroy.

One of the most memorable scenes in the movie is when he’s IN the Petrova Line, and he’s having a moment. Because it’s beautiful. It’s destroying galaxies, uncountable lives, but it’s still beautiful.

The astrophage is a problem, yes, but it’s treated as any other organism. It’s just doing what it does, because it’s also alive and happens to eat stars. Ryland is just happy to have the chance to study it because it’s from space.

[pris-cas]

Lesson #5 cell growth/ re-growth

Rocky is supposed to be that one Toby Maguire meme btw

Again sorry for any (past/now) grammar errors. ALSO huge thanks for the people giving me ideas and correcting me!! I do truly love learning about biology facts so if you have any always fell free to share!!

Lesson #1 Previous lesson

[essaimart]

☝️ one

[hobartsaglet]

Broke: Grace's Eridian students torment him with 6 7 because 6 7 is universal brainrot

Woke: Grace's Eridian students slowly start to realize that he flinches every time someone says 6 and 7 in succession and the little bastard that figures it out and spreads the word is the bane of Mr Grace's existence

Ultra-Woke: In order to combat his Eridian students' response to their discovery, he has Rocky as a TA and Rocky gets to chase after anyone who dare start the notes to those numbers

Galaxy Brain: Eridians are ambush predators. Rocky gets overzealous and 67 is like a kill switch sleeper signal for him. Conclusion: having Rocky come after you after you're genuinely trying to answer Mr Grace's math problem makes some poor little Eridian crap their pants

[7-inches-of-satanic-panic]

imagine Rocky getting jealous of other Eridians because apparently their carapaces have really pretty colors and patterns so to Grace he’s always like “remember when I saved your life. remember when I gave you enough astrophage to go home. remember all the times i watched you sleep. remember. do you remember Grace.”

[medeaschorus]

do you guys think that when Stratt was going through the vlogs she got to the “so I met an alien” part and was like ‘shit he went crazy’ only to see Rocky roll on screen like 3 videos later