it's the good blood

oh no. oh this isn’t what i thought i was at all! | dei/deis it/its he/him (asking before using) | 22 |

[voidcast-dais]

ignore this i just wanna immortalize it

[swagforbirds]

stop calling me "my fragile little flower" or "my beautiful delicate pet" im literally going for a glass cannon build. i can one shot most adults

[swagforbirds]

no . wait . come back im sorry. im your fragile little flower and there is a scary man charging up a beam to turn my beautiful fragile petals into ash

[7dmom]

i can sense that I am not the only warrior of light in this popeyes bathroom

[moghedien]

I feel like I need to share this because idk if Europeans are familiar with the presence of Aldi in the US, but at least especially in my area they’ve been growing a lot recently. Like Aldi bought out some local failing grocery chains where I live (Louisiana) and have opened Aldis in all these somewhat rural communities and small towns, which for the record I’m fine with

But as a result of this they are advertising a lot more in my area and also in many cases, the people in these areas have never been confronted with Aldi or any European grocery store. So the ads that Aldi is pushing out to its new US customer base feature a cowboy shopping at Aldi who is explaining to new Aldi customers how Aldi works. Like this cowboy is explaining you gotta put a quarter in the shopping cart and why there are very little name brands. A cowboy is how they want to reach their American customer base. They gave us a cowboy

[moghedien]

Here he is, the Aldi Cowboy

[campyvillain]

i see it so i See it I see Thart with me EyeBals

when i see it i Look at it Put my eyes on it with My sightballs I look with my look balls and see It so in front of me

i see it with my eyedbarls

[stupidfuckingdeer]

Gundam fans will be like “Bandai we need an MG of this Mobile Suit!!” and the suit will be called “Pēnits Kùmmer” and have appeared in one panel of a side manga that’s never been translated from Japanese. Then you look up Pēnits Kùmmer and it’s like the sickest fucking mecha design you’ve ever seen

[estro-boi]

we gotta get back to torrent distribution, i just watched someone eat eight grand in bandwidth charges because they ran a direct-download piracy site with local file hosting through cloudflare. torrents were invented literally for this exact reason

[estro-boi]

torrents work like this

i have a file or folder on my pc that i want to share with other people. let's call it gayshit.mp3

unfortunately gayshit.mp3 is 750mb and im not paying for discord nitro so i need another way to send it

i put it into qbittorrent and it makes a torrent file. this is essentially a very small file that points to gayshit.mp3 so other computers can find it. kinda like a treasure map

i send this tiny file to my friend, who loads it into qbittorrent. their computer takes a moment to find mine over the vast expanse of cyberspace and then (as long as my pc is running and the file is still where it should be), it gets copied from my hard drive to theirs

this is the cool part: if somebody else loads that tiny file, they can download it from both of us. if i'm offline but my friend is on, the third person can still get it. this also means that if two people have separate halves of the file, they can download the other half from each other. as long as some combination of people have the pieces between them, they can all have the whole thing.

crucially this does not require a server!!! you can just upload the file to a few people and as long as they keep it, it's still accessible. as long as somebody, somewhere is still connected, it's available forever. the only way it goes away is if everybody disconnects from it.

please learn to torrent

[macleod]

How to Use Torrents (with Pictures) - wikiHow

An expert guide to get started using torrentsTorrents are one of the most popular forms of file sharing on the internet, accounting for over

always use qbittorrent, do not use bitorrent or utorrent.

[woman-respecter]

someone post “i dont dance. anyways whats gay pride day, what are they proud of?” please

[woman-respecter]

i have to do everything around here. happy pride or something. tch.

[ignsart]

[reccoa]

cheer up

[contemptible-scoundrel]

"impenetrably armored" knights when you pull out the pot of boiling oil

[memorycycle]

i should quit my job and search for the golden ant

[memorycycle]

its actually going pretty well

[valtsv]

i love it when someone wearing a helmet is breathing fast and heavy and the condensation keeps fogging up the interior and the enclosed space amplifies the sound it's like a striptease to me

[valtsv]

[lying maliciously] the helmet stays on during sex. for uh. protection. from. um.

[valtsv]

[thinking fast] i mean they don't call it "fucking your brains out" for nothing

[goldensunset]

when the characters never really make peace with it

[swamplevel]

if I could kill anything on the planet it would be my friends bad parents. and the second thing I would kill is fuckedelf

[straycatj]

hi, landlady and the cat clan! I graduated college today!!!

Congratulations🎊

I want to have some celebration yummies with you, so would you ask some to my landlady?

[straycatj]

She hasn't yet

[straycatj]

Wait every one...he requires yummies after he eats his and takes Maru's, then yummies every time

[angel-advise]

me and my friend standing in front of the cold drink display fridge at 7/11 taking up the entire aisle for five minutes