Watcher In The Sky

Mama Ollie. I’m just a hoe for men with thick thighs in the music industry.

[pigeocore]

What eurovision jury think Europe Wants: 500 boring ass ballads that sound identical

What Europe REALLY Wants: 2000's rock, bisexuality, EDM Slavic Folk, Whatever Iceland has going on

[swishersposts]

artists fuck better because we turn sex into art, masterpieces, mattresses become canvases where we can paint our love to someone with bodies.

[zsnes]

its like, impossible to come up with anything funnier than the experience of seeing this post

[targuzzler-deactivated20180224]

pharoahs fuck better because they ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhh put the pussy in a scarmophogoghs

[mens-rights-activia]

Y’all be saying “world heritage post” to anything but this is actually what a a UNESCO world heritage post looks like

[sinkinginthepee]

some day ill be able to post this on thursday

[adulthoodisokay]

it’s out of touch thursday

[dynastylnoire]

Okayyyy FootWork!

[the-big-milk]

@glumshoe walking the sand

[glumshoe]

I helped lead a woodcock walk a few weeks ago and this was all I could think about. It wasn’t supposed to be part of the program but I said “It wouldn’t be a woodcock walk without woodcock walking,” and made everyone who would go along with it do little woodcock wiggle-walks down the trail with me.

[babyanimalgifs]

[higherstatesof]

Are you kidding me this is the best video I’ve ever seen

[luidilovins]

those are wood ducks! they tend to lay their eggs inside tree hollows away from predators and when their ducklings hatch they sort of plop down. The parents usually only nest about as high as their young can handle which can be up to 50 feet up!

this momma had the misfortune of making her nest over concrete so it sgood that she had assistance.

[ampervadasz]

[cum--brulee]

The audio is just 

[gif87a-com]

[knightlyhoods-deactivated202404]

when you tryna chill but your siblings love annoyin you

[lovely-little-hellfire]

Favorite moment

[weavemama]

[claudiamatossilva]

Hilda by Duane Bryers

[badkidgorgug]

More Hilda!!

[themockingcrows]

in this family we love and support Hilda.

[i-am-the-narwhal]

Yes! Hilda!

[luidilovins]

What i love about this artist’s depictions of women is even the sexualized ones the woman is always genuinely happy and enjoying herself. Frolicking or making funny faces, she’s living her life and looking sexy while doing it, not sitting in a sexual pose for the audience’s view.

[squish-this]

I always forget about Hilda and am so pleased when she randomly shows up on my dash. Always makes my day

[snailfarts]

I love Hilda so much and I want her to be happy

[smuttine]

more Hilda!

[agileo-101]

I freaking love Hilda, there’s needs to be more art like this.

[lazyraspberry]

My grandpa texted for the first time in his life today and he spit straight wisdom out of the keyboard

[modernmissbennet]

people in period clothing doing modern things is my aesthetic

[starsfadingbutilingeron]

i can’t believe you forgot the most important one

[modernmissbennet]

thank you! I couldn’t find that one in google!

[revolutionary-pirate]

I would like to add Alexander Hamilton himself to this collection.

[lionowlonao3]

and of course, alexandra dowling using a tablet computer on the set of BBC musketeers 

[rhube]

You forgot my favourites.

[gaslightgallows]

These are all canon.

[charlieism]

this is my favourite post

[captain-raven-knight]

On the Gandalf note, this is also amazing: 

May I add this one out of sheer delight?

It cracks me up every time. I love this!

[over-the-misty-mountains]

They’re updating their relationship status to “sworn brothers”

[a-man-for-hire-and-his-archives]

adorable pirate Luke Arnold taking photo of his crush star Toby Stephens

[skeletonislandtheme]

don’t forget this Incredibly Powerful Image from the set of the princess bride

[k9effect]

THE PRINCESS BRIDE ONE OH MY GOD

[luisonte]

Coño don limpio

[glitterhoney2]

mr clean off the shits

[lesbianralzarek]

am fascinated by the implication that this person thinks that a backflip clean out of his pants and onto a swing would be easier

[lystring]

[happifying-things]

here’s your damn fish

[ask-swagger-dagger-trolls]

(Y E E T)

[thegothicviking]

[four-toed-creed]

[debelice]

A majestic view of a rain-laden cloud blasting hard.  When many clouds gather in the sky in this way and their waters fall like this in the same place, here a phenomenon we call the Flood is formed.-

[nmpositive]

[jaubaius]

Found something funny🔊

[comics-and-things-deactivated20]

Read me a story!

[iconuk01]

Parenting level - God Mode

[babyanimalgifs]

This cute platypus 

(via)

[big-ass-magnet]

I fully understand why westerners thought the platypus was a hoax at first. I’m looking at a real live one moving around and it STILL looks fake.

[bogleech]

The one thing that could have made them sound any more made up would have been if you said the boys have secret viper fangs that can absolutely fuck you up with venom, and they do, on their goddamn feet.

[special-lucky-chosen-one]

cursed platypus facts: * five (5) X chromosomes * only the left ovary works * produces milk but has no nipples. the mother just kind of sweats milk out their chest. nature is beautiful * was nearly called the “duckmole” * swims with its weird fish eyes and ears closed, hunting entirely by electroreception * born with teeth, but then they fall out

[random-chaos-thoughts]

If a writer wrote this for an alien specie people would say they are pushing it too far but honestly nature is weirder than anyone can imagine