But I want to see what happens with you and your minimum.
"I think it'll be more effective if I try it on you." He brings out his taser. "Ready?"
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But I want to see what happens with you and your minimum.
"I think it'll be more effective if I try it on you." He brings out his taser. "Ready?"
Open starter
The inspector gave Birthday an unimpressed expression after hearing his explanation about the man. It seemed a little lacking but he supposed he shouldn’t be surprised at all by the missing details. “Right… Let’s just hurry this along before you attract any unwanted attention.”
"Right, right~" He began dragging the man by the back of his shirt, making his way towards the station. "So what have you been doing lately? Busy as usual?"
Open starter
"Do I even really have a say?" The inspector asked with a slight chuckle. Violet eyes twinkled with amusement, which quickly dissipated when he realised he would have to spend most of his break helping Birthday bring whoever that guy was to jail he assumed, instead of eating sweets like he had initially planned. "What did he do anyway?"
"Well, I mean I'm joining you for lunch so it makes sense that you would come with me~" Cue large grin. "Oh. Uhh .. lets see. Yeah I told you I was on a job and this guy was apparently responsible for this robbery in this mansion and nearly killed this one guy .. or something like that." That guy wasn't a minimum holder so it was all good.
CLOSED RP || darkdoctorratio ||
Ratio gave Birthday a skeptical look. “You don’t seem quite right. But if you say you’re alright… I’ll just keep a close eye on you.” Not that Ratio had been planning to do otherwise. His attachment to the blonde could be described as obsessive. Everything that went on with Birthday would be his knowledge before anyone else’s. Even before Birthday’s, if he could manage it.
"As for the mission, yes, I’d like to get that done as soon as possible. No use in procrastinating."
"Alrighty then, darling~ I know that you would try to protect me like a knight in shining armor!" The blond snickered. He made his way out of his cafe with the doctor. "By the way, isn't your car at your work place or something?"
"Right, right .. our destination is at this address." He handed Ratio a small piece of paper.
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Have you ever shoved your tazor up your ass to see what happens?
"How about I try that experiment right now? But I'm going to shove it up your ass."
(Ripping heart out meme.) "Sorry, I'm here to inform you about Doctor Ratio. He passed away earlier this evening." Kurapika then handed Birthday a letter with his name on it. "He asked me to give you this for him."
“……” The blond was left speechless. “…” He opened his mouth to say something but no words left his lips. Silently he took the letter. “… Why…?” Was his only response. “… I thought you .. were supposed to be with me .. until I died? …. Damn.. idiot.” He dropped his head, gritting his teeth. Tears threatened to form at his eyes.
CLOSED RP || darkdoctorratio ||
Ratio frowned. Birthday was acting a little weird. He seemed really out of it. Before Ratio could ask about it though, Birthday called him yet another nickname. Ratio felt his eye twitch in annoyance. “Ratio-chan” wasn’t as annoying as “darling”, but still…
The blonde had begun explaining the job so Ratio kept quiet for a moment. He had just opened his mouth to tell Birthday to stop calling him weird names when the blonde swayed slightly as he stood up. Instead, Ratio instinctively reached out and grabbed Birthday’s arm. “What the hell is wrong with you?” he blurted out.
As Ratio grabbed his arm and blurted out his question, he only remained silent for a few seconds. Shrugging, he kept his usual grin on his face. "Nothing's wrong with me~ No need to worry really." Unless some of the effects of my condition is doing the thing.
"Anyways, enough about that! Lets just start our job already~ Ratio-chan~ I'm sure that you'd like to get it over with right?"
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Even though Birthday had said he’d be careful from now on, Art couldn’t find it in himself to believe the blond. He’d probably still continue to be as reckless as ever. Well, it wasn’t him but Ratio who would have to put up with it. Art smiled slightly and replied, “I don’t see any harm in it.” So much for his quite lunch break, well spending some time with Birthday might be fun. It didn’t happen very often either.
Birthday actually never really spent time with Art even during their time in Facultas Academy. Nice was the one who spent the majority of his time with this guy. "Want to come with me or would you rather wait in a certain place until I come back~? Actually the first option sounds easier! I might need a little help bringing them back."
CLOSED RP || darkdoctorratio ||
Ratio dashed down the hallways, searching for Birthday. “Dammit,” he muttered as he observed the empty corridor. Birthday had said that he would be at the cafe later that day. That was probably where he had run off to. Ratio glanced at his watch. He was due to leave in about an hour but he had no more appointments for the day. Chasing after Birthday was by far a more attractive option than just sitting in his office doing paperwork.
After clearing with the supervisor that he would be leaving early, the doctor quickly made his way to Cafe Nowhere. If Birthday pulled out the stupid “darling” thing again in front of the others, Ratio would strangle him.
Upon arriving, he found the small cafe almost empty, save for the blonde sitting on the couch. Well, it seemed as though Birthday wouldn’t be strangled today (or at least, yet). “Birthday!” Ratio growled, crossing the room to stand in front of the blonde. “You’re an idiot, you know that? Don’t call me any more stupid nicknames. Are you listening to me?”
"... Ugh-.." Somehow it felt like his consciousness was starting to slip away from the blond. "..." His vision grew a bit blurry. "Ah--" As soon as Ratio stormed into the cafe, everything nearly returned to normal. He blinked. Right now .. Ratio was just .. angry at him. It took him a moment to process his words.
"Right, right!" Delayed reaction is delayed. "Sorry~ I promise I won't do it again d- My dear Ratio..... -chan." He's not going to stop with these cute nicknames. "Huh? I'm guessing you're off work now? Convenient isn't it? Anyways, anyways~ About our new job-- We're supposed to catch this guy who's apparently stalking our client. Ready for the job?" He stood up, nearly losing his balance. His legs were a bit wobbly- "... Woah-..."
Bingo. This was a perfect opportunity for Yato do actually do something other than just killing ayakashis. That is, if the others problem didn’t involve the beings from the far shore. "If you have something that’s troubling you, I might be able to solve that all for the cost of five yen!"
This guy was a little strange no matter how you look at it. "Five yen? Pretty cheap isn't it? Then in that case, I have a question." He reached into his pocket, handing him his five yen. It wouldn't hurt to spare a five yen. "How ... do I exactly get popular with the ladies?"
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"Just because it didn’t attract as many people as last time, doesn’t make it in anyway ok." Art suddenly felt bad for Ratio, how did the doctor manage to put up with Birthday everyday? For some reason the inspcetor didn’t appreciate the way Birthday had asked the question. "I’m out to get lunch." More like Gasquet forced him to leave his office to get fresh air and something to eat after spending the night again but Art felt no need to mention any of that.
"Okay, I get the point~ I'll try to be careful next time~" His gaze dropped to the ground. He still had to take these people back to the station. "After I take these guys back-- Mind I join you, Art? I mean everyone's pretty busy right now so-... why not?"
CLOSED RP || darkdoctorratio ||
Ratio smirked and shook his head. Birthday was so easygoing, it really made him wonder if the blonde could be fazed by anything… Wait, what did he just say? ‘Darling’?? The smirk vanished from Ratio’s face to be replaced by a scowl. “Wait, what the hell did you just call me?!” he yelled, standing up quickly. “Birthday, get back here!” He stormed out of his office to follow the blonde to make sure that the “darling” nickname didn’t become a habit.
Whoops. Looks like that got him mad. He could hear him screaming. Should he make a run for it .. oorr? Shrugging, he continued to walk down the corridor, noticing a window on his right. Perfect place to escape. Wasn't too high from the ground. It should be fine. It was open anyways. He hopped out of the window, making his way towards the cafe. Ratio was going to kill him anyways.
Making his way into the cafe, he noticed no one else was around. Weird but he wasn't surprised. It was like this sometimes. He plopped down on the couch, sighing. "..." Perhaps his condition did worsen in a sense. He wasn't feeling all that well last night. "... Damnit." He muttered under his breath.
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"Well, my dear first mate, we chill and wait for a job." And of course, Nice didn’t realize any potential repercussions of playing along and calling Birthday his first mate. He leaned back on the counter and tilted his head back. "Koneko, any jobs come up yet?"
As usual, the answer was no. “Or we could make a job ourselves. Wanna try selling lemonade for 100 yen?” he joked.
"Well my dear first mate-- I didn't know you swung that way~" The blond could only let out a small chuckle. "Unfortunately, I don't~ maybeido If you want -- your first mate can be Murasaki or somethin'!"
Birthday leaned against the counter as well. "Hm-- Nah." Right at that moment, the phone rung and immediately, Koneko went to answer it, informing the two that they had a job. "Well, partner-- Looks like we have a job~"
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CLOSED RP || darkdoctorratio ||
Well, it seemed as though Birthday was rather accepting of his fate. So much for Ratio’s entertainment. The doctor had to admit he was impressed with Birthday’s always upbeat attitude. Most people wouldn’t have taken the news so easily.
Ratio frowned. “Hm… Well, I’m glad that you’re feeling fine. I’m going to re-submit your tests for another evaluation. Maybe they made a mistake in the lab the first time.” Ratio figured he would just tell Birthday the true results in a couple of days. The doctor’s blue eyes then focused on the blonde’s purple and Ratio vowed, “I’ve told you before, as long as I’m around, I will do everything in my power to keep you alive.”
Birthday shrugged. "Probably~" The blond would've known if his condition changed. "When do you get off work this time? I heard that your schedule changed a bit." He made his way towards the door, reaching for the knob.
"I know you would do everything to keep me alive, darling." Pushing the door open, he said one last thing, "New mission today, meet me at the cafe whenever you get off~" The minimum holder waved at the other, and headed off. He couldn't keep this smile off his face.