Voluminous Raptor

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[mayothompson]

We’re all just ex-emo kids tryin to make it in this post-emo world

[charlesoberonn]

Visit Original Link

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[hanukkahlewinsky]

parents: “let’s talk about your future" 

[chefpyro]

i’m having a stroke

[haiderabd51]

My favorite video 2017

[brokebackboys]

[lalamie-deactivated20230428]

this could either be one of the best or worst things ive ever made??

[requiem-4-a-drink-deactivated20]

hope your pets stay healthy in 2017

[rotg-fan-page]

I almost didn’t blog this and felt guilty

[lilhal-moved-blog]

everyone is posting compilations of their favorite vines so here is mine

[iguanamouth]

What if instead of abducting cows, aliens just picked cows up and got them over the fence to escape.

[smut-smut-in-the-butt]

@wrecknician @priceofliberty

[lagonegirl]

[ithelpstodream]

“Kitty Kommercial” So many animals are waiting for their forever homes! Come meet them at Furkids headquartered in Atlanta, Georgia!

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VISIT FURKIDS.ORG to help animals in need!

[seiya234]

This is it, the greatest video in the history of forever

[latinagabi]

thank you 2017 

[0612zzz0309]

this is the first time i ever hear the “in the arms of an angel” song with a happy tune and equally happy montage

[bevcrushes]

That’s it. That’s the show. 

[itsagifnotagif]

[bloglikeanegyptian]

MY DAD’S DOG IS SCARED OF THE PUPPIES

[doable-likeart]

HOW MANY DOGS AND PUPPIES ARE IN THIS VIDEO 

[owlmylove]

*slams fist on table* NOW THIS IS MY KIND OF CONTENT

[fuckyeahoscarisaac]

[potterlovermore]

THIS IS THE TIGHTEST SHIT IVE EVER SEEN

[ladynorbert]

REBLOG FOR CARRIE

[mydaywithd-deactivated20180408]

Julie D’Aubigny was a 17th-century bisexual French opera singer and fencing master who killed or wounded at least ten men in life-or-death duels, performed nightly shows on the biggest and most highly-respected opera stage in the world, and once took the Holy Orders just so that she could sneak into a convent and shag a nun.

(via Feminism)

[bookshop]

bisexual opera singer who killed ten men and snuck into a convent to shag a nun.

[allyitis]

Just so y'all know, she later set that convent on fire so she and that nun could sneak out. And she seduced one of the men she’d dueled.

[johannesviii]

Mademoiselle de Maupin (Julie d’Aubigny) has always been one of my role models. I’m so glad this post exists so more people can learn about her. The more you know, the more there’s to love. Let’s see:

Around 1678 (she was like fourteen or fifteen), she was making a living in Marseilles by doing fencing exhibitions, dressed in male clothes, with her boyfriend who was on the run because he killed a guy in an illegal duel in Paris.

Then she joined an opera company and fell in love with a young woman, but the woman’s parents decided to put her in a convent to, you know, protect her honor and all that…

…so yeah, that’s when the whole “sneaking into a convent to help a nun sneak out and also putting the room on fire” thing happened.

She wounded a guy through the shoulder with a sword in a duel because he had made fun of her clothes. They became friends after she came back a few days later to ask if he was okay.

She beat a singer who was quite famous at the time because he was being a jerk to some women from her new opera troupe in Paris.

She kissed a young woman in front of everyone at a society ball, and that angered three noblemen who were there, so she beat them all in duel and fled to Brussels. Then she resumed her opera career there.

Then she returned to the Paris opera and had yet more problems with the law because she beat up her landlord.

She retired to a convent after the death of her love Madame la Marquise de Florensac, and died at only 33 years old.

The legend says that she never got arrested for all her deeds because king Louis XIV thought she was way too entertaining to deserve death. I have no idea if that’s true. But she did sing in Versailles for the Court, so there’s that.

[thefingerfuckingfemalefury]

She’s back on my dash!

The woman who is, no word of a lie, MY PERSONAL HERO :D

[christopher-bryant]

How badass can you be to basically get a lifetime pardon from the king?!

[thefingerfuckingfemalefury]

Julie D’aubigny: It’s okay I have a note from the king

“Julie can do what she wants - King Louis XIV”

[gingerthesnap]

straight person voice talking to a wlw couple: “so who is the nun and who is the bisexual sword fighting opera singer in your relationship?”