i like minecraft and love my wife

he/him; looking to get shot in the chest with an elephant rifle

[softcells]

The most egregious biphobia is everyone insisting Taylor swift is bi for no reason like what did we do to you people

[fileth-fourth]

モモの水道水さんはTwitterを使っています 月面着陸🚀💖

[viviraptor]

a fucking mongus?

[atmosfer-deactivated20241016]

[kemafili]

ancient greece

[michaelblick-deactivated2022070]

[underneaththeweepingwillow]

like a centaur to an apple

[sugluvgalaxy]

How do yall keep on finding pictures of THIS specific pool party

[manicpixiedickgirl]

[ratfuck]

me taking estrogen

[ratfuck]

LMFAO

[noroithecurse2005-deactivated20]

[noroithecurse2005-deactivated20]

i love everyone in the notes who didn’t recognize this as a dune meme (and that’s on me i should’ve made it more recognizable) but reblogged anyway because theyre genuine jerboa enthusiasts

[posts-from-a-darker-timeline]

Hilarious that Tumblr announced their own cryptocurrency on TWITTER because they knew announcing it on their own website would be like throwing a raw steak into a den of wolves

[gomi-chandesu]

[internet-sentences]

[intj-confessions]

Tread here.

[toothsalad]

The best part is OP got fired because their boss asked why they weren’t “incorporating blockchain technology” into the video switcher they were building and OP straight up said “you have no idea what you’re talking about” and went to lunch

[hedgehog-moss]

Over the past few months I have asked a male architect for ideas & drafts for the renovation of the farmhouse, and at every turn I am stunned by his utter disregard for any cleaning-related concerns. For example, he is very into the idea of having in the living-room a big, non-openable window near the ceiling—which, granted, looks pretty, like having a piece of blue sky when you raise your eyes, but immediately I’m like, with a high ceiling, how will I clean this? You can’t open it so you have to clean both sides separately, and you can’t easily reach either side. I’ll need a tool with an absurdly long telescopic handle. He says, a stepladder. I’m like, but I’ll need to carry it by myself to the living-room and the front of the house every time. “So?” So a very tall stepladder is heavy? And it will be hard not to get dirty water dripping down the wall. He reacts like he can’t believe he is being asked to bring the concept of dirty soap water into his grand designs, like these are base, trifling considerations, when to me it’s a crucial factor in the decision to add this decorative window.

Similarly we both agree on leaving most of the wood beams exposed because they’re old and beautiful, but when I ask if we ought to insulate in such a way as to cover every other one, so the remaining ones are farther apart and it’s harder for spiders to use them as ready-made anchors for their webs, he just looks disgusted, like “I am talking about Architecture and you bring up spiderwebs.” At this point I start to entertain the idea that men make horrible architects. You design someone’s house to give them a nice, convenient space to live in, not to make their life more difficult. A man who has never used a sponge in his life should not be allowed to graduate from architect school and that’s the end of it.

[professorsparklepants]

Is this a man problem or a rich person problem? Or both? The Venn diagram of people who don’t clean due to gendered labor and people who don’t clean due to being rich enough to pay other people to do it for them is definitely not a circle.

Absolutely agreed on the sponge detail, though.

[straycatj]

who is the best tumblr cat if not you

I think it's pangur san! She's very beautiful and....... sometimes...... sometimes a little bit funny...... I'm so sorry Ms....

[orteil42]

tfw no gf

[orteil42]

this is from 2014 why the fuck did i make this. i completely forgot. is anything real

[orteil42]

[xxtenryuuvanxx]

Oh wow didnt know this one. Apparently they planned double-bladed keyblades for KH2

[discreetwithabellyring-deactiva]

Where’s that post that’s like regular college students become gay antifa members

[discreetwithabellyring-deactiva]

[enbetweenisaurus-flex]

This is true this actually happens

[capricornpropaganda]

We need to let adults fight without catching an assault charge...like I'm talking about consensual fighting. Not jumping folks, hiding no weapons none of that. Just going at it in the parking lot

[witchoil]

@stsathyre looking kinda dire out here :////

[adhoption]

PvP areas

[thyrell]

hey why the fuck is the map like that

[godspeedyoublackemperor]

alternate timeline where america is run by bees

[kissimirrit]

pissing off the cishet eene fans on twitter by submitting that joel dickie interview to an “lgbt character of the day” account and labeling trans woman double dee as canon.

[kissimirrit]

the interview for anyone curious.