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[starpaintanimus]

I made more stamps and blinkies!! :D

[kin-stimmy]

Get His Ass

Garten of Banban 7 (Joke/Violence) moodboard

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[dogglegog]

dominant things you can say during sex

i didnt hear what you said

hold on i need to blow my nose

wow

i feel kind of nauseous

is this anything

i don't know

this kind of reminds me of that one song

we can probably ignore that noise if you want to

why is my sock wet

it smells bad in here

that was weird

where are my glasses

ow

this is normal

sorry

just 2 chill people chilling

this is cool

can you say that again

are we good

youre actually naked

[s-lumberland]

Visit Original Link

[miss-wizard]

i love you. im pregnant and its toys

[aliteralracoon]

what the fuck does that mean. stop. dont fucking say that

[muckmagister]

ok. getting an abortion and its you

[recuperationdisliker]

i'm also looking forward to your girlfriend's bottom surgery

[fluffysheeple]

^ surgeon whose rare and sickly pet lizard only eats human testicles

[andaisq]

[perrybearwaks]

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[karcatgirl-vantas]

the default way for things to taste is good. we know this because "tasty" means something tastes good. conversely, from the words "smelly" and "noisy" we can conclude that the default way for things to smell and sound is bad. interestingly there are no corresponding adjectives for the senses of sight and touch. the inescapable conclusion is that the most ordinary object possible is invisible and intangible, produces a hideous cacophony, smells terrible, but tastes delicious. and yet this description matches no object or phenomenon known to science or human experience. so what the fuck

[skluug]

this is what ancient greek philosophy is like

[ace-disgrace-on-the-case]

False! “Sightly” is a positive word, so the default way for things to work is good as well.

The true most ordinary object is beautiful, horrible sounding, very smelly, intangible, and delicious.

I still don’t think it matches anything in existence but to truly understand a thing one must know its true nature.

[professionalchaoticdumbass]

"touchy" is also a word! however it's mostly used for things that aren't objects, like subjects of conversation. it either means "oversensitive and irritable" or "requires careful handling/wording, delicate"

i think the second one works well for our hypothetical object. so we can use that.

therefore, the Default Object is:

beautiful

makes a horrendous sound

smells absolutely awful

is very fragile

tastes delicious

and i still cannot think of anything that matches this

[and-a-pidgey-in-a-wepear-tree]

behold, the default object!

[ospreyonthemoon]

DEFAULT OBJECT FOUND

[muttonexe]

im throwing my sippy cup hard as fuck at ur head

[tongue-twists]

asexual sex workers are braver than any US marine

[tongue-twists]

"but how can be asexual and also sex worker" idk man it's just a job. I doubt most people who work in retail have a kink for stocking shelves.

[doyouremem8erme]

[beemovieerotica]

[themadmanofbloomington]

The average person does not derive sexual pleasure from their job. Job kink Georg who derives ungodly amounts from work are statistical outliers and should not be counted

[circusheart]

Hooked up with a British guy once and he said "awh that's propah" while I ate his ass

[matter-for-mass]

[dajo42]

Do a little dance. Make a little love. Get the FUCK down tonight.

[dajo42]

people werent ready for this post in 2011. what about now

[anistarrae]

haii👋

[fishpondfish]

severance is like [45-50 minutes of life-altering television that leave you wanting to walk into the ocean or perhaps perform a self-immolaiton] directed by

[toodlelaroola]

Boyfailure

[time-woods]

would you eathim for 5 dollar ?

(he takes your money

[skipppppy]

No nuance. No “both” option. Subjective opinion only. Time for war. Who is the superior Stan

Stanley Pines

Stanford Pines

Voting ended onSep 18, 2024

Reblog for sample size and also tell me why in the tags. I want violence. I want discourse. I want bloodshed

[skipppppy]

fascinating responses from the community so far