I got a long term plan with short term fixes

Ally. 23. Canada. Archaeologist by day & fangirl by night

[just-go-and-get-her]

me, watching to all the boys i loved before for the thirtieth time: wow i sure hope the letters don’t get out

[sugrcoatedpain]

actual video evidence of me jamming to ‘talk fast’

[graciefromspacie-deactivated201]

hi, there is no correlation between your weight & your worth

[fanonical]

sirius: i know what you are

remus: say it

remus: out loud

sirius: a dramatic little shit

[quomododragon]

So one of our new vocabulary words is “malus”, meaning “bad”, and I asked my students if they could think of any English derivatives, telling them that just about any English word that begins with M-A-L is going to mean something “bad”.

I’m expecting stuff like: malice, malcontent, malnourished, or even malware or Maleficent.

Instead I get this one girl in the back of the room say “male” with the most dead-eyed expression.

[quomododragon]

This has the same energy as two years ago when another student said she remembered “vir” meant “man” because “it looks like virus, and men are a virus”.

[mygenitiveisobjective]

One of my Latin students, whenever I’d ask if they wanted a couple extra minutes to review before a test, would always say, “No, we die like men.” And so finally I asked her why it was always ‘like men’. She said, “We die like men, unprepared and useless.”

[mel-cat]

[wally-jo]

oh my god

[trufflesmushroom]

[bayliey]

[follow-ur-heart-till-it-bleeds]

honestly if a vampire ever “sparkled” in public no ones going to think they’re not human. they’re just gonna be like “damn that’s a lot of body glitter. man look at you being you, right on. you do you boo, freedom of expression.”

[bowlingshirtbellas]

Vampires can go out in the sun now thanks to fenty body lava

[stupidgayslut-deactivated202603]

It’s the diamond bomb sweaty, 38$

[editshymns]

perfect // divide by ed sheeran

[coltre]

there’s some kind of magic feeling about cities at night I can’t explain with words

[rob-walks-deactivated20210614]

[sometimesyouhearthebullet]

[knitmeapony]

Millennials should really rediscover MASH en masse. It’s dead on aesthetic for this generation.

[heredayembracesnight]

Please rediscover M*A*S*H fellow millennials. It’s wonderful.

[berlynn-wohl]

[mazarin221b]

You’ve never experienced sarcasm and rebellion against the System like Hawkeye and Trapper and BJ’s sarcasm and rebellion against the System.

[literally-a-piece-of-trash]

Do yourselves a favour and go watch this show

[thealmightyprincess]

[grandenoirceur-deactivated20220]

Gen Xer who grew up on reruns of this show. I can attest at the awesomeness of MASH. Check it out kids.

[dankmemeuniversity]

[s-castillo]

This is the fucking funniest thing I’ve ever seen

[bearie]

an icon.

[de-smol-violinist-deactivated20]

“I don’t care if you die tomorrow, Brittany.”

[papa-peach-deactivated20241019]

“..but I am jealous you trapped a man.”

[josieandthepussycatsofficial]

[heathyr]

I forgot my iPad was connected to my Bluetooth speaker in the other room so when I played this video I hear “BLEAGHHHHHHH” come from one room over which made almost fuckin SHIT myself

[therealraewest]

A guy just came to my house while I was home alone to ask if I was single why are men like this

[therealraewest]

Okay y'know what I’m gonna soapbox for a hot minute

When I was in high school, a man who I’d thought was the parent of a school friend followed me out to the grocery store parking lot greenhouse where I worked. It was dark, and late, and it was me, alone, in a chain link enclosure with one exit and a register full of cash. He called me up to the fence and asked if I wanted to get dinner, or go dancing. I was scared and shaking and told him no several times, and he only left when I falsely said I had a boyfriend. I was very aware that if he were to come over the fence, or just wait at the exit until I eventually had to leave, I could do nothing about it.

When my hair was very short, a hairdresser sent me to the barber’s side of the store so they could get the back of my head with clippers. The barber followed me out to my car to ask me out afterwards. I was very aware that we were the only people in the parking lot when it happened, and that the lot itself was tucked behind the building with no clear visibility to the road.

Today, a man I’ve met once made it very clear he knows where I live, and used that knowledge to express a romantic interest. If he ever decides that he’s unhappy with how I responded, he knows where I live. He knows what my car looks like. It is impossibly easy for him to determine when I’m home alone, and now I have to live with that knowledge.

Every woman I know has at least one story like this. My roommate had to be escorted to her car every night when she was a waitress, in case some man was waiting for her or a coworker’s shift to end.

If the person you want to ask out cannot physically run away from you when you are asking, YOU CANNOT ASK THEM OUT. You cannot ask someone out if they are at work. You cannot ask someone out if you’ve followed them to a remote/unoccupied/enclosed area. You cannot GO TO SOMEONE’S HOME UNINVITED to ask them out. You are not being romantic. You are not “taking initiative”. You are terrifying the person you want to woo. If they say yes, it is not because they want to, it is because they are terrified of what might happen if they say no.

I’m so tired of being terrified by men who think they’re being romantic.

[blackjackgabbiani]

“Every woman” you say. Do you personally know every woman in the world? Don’t presume to speak for others, and don’t make this a gendered issue either.

[therealraewest]

Actually every woman in the world is in one big group chat and they’re all telling you to fuck off

[inthenameofsephiroth]

# you will not relate to a character more

[hotboyproblems]

it’s been 10 years since 3oh!3 said “tell ur boyfriend if he says he has beef that im a vegetarian and i ain’t fuckin scared of him” and it’s still the hardest lyric of all time

[lovelyyylittlelonely-deactivate]

I swear everyone screamed that lyric so fuckin loud at warped