vrana

the cawing of the crow at dawn

[edgebug]

heard my little brother mention a character that shares my deadname. went “AUGH” like you do when you hear your deadname. he and my sister go “what?? what is it??” i say i heard my deadname. it takes them a second and then they both say

“i forgot you had a deadname??”

[edgebug]

reblog to forget your own and everyone else’s deadname

[edgebug]

wow this post blew up. thanks to all you guys ive forgotten my own deadname. i dont have one anymore. not sure why my drivers license says some other bitch’s name thats weird

[fashion-runways]

KRIKOR JABOTIAN Couture Spring/Summer 2019 if you want to support this blog consider donating to: ko-fi.com/fashionrunways

[perrfectly]

[surprisebitch]

watch until the very end

[vranacaruje]

after ages of inactivity and not opening Tumblr I come back to this

and I can't even complain

and it's a gay Cornetto ad

[underlandwarrior]

Practical, not sexist or supposed-to-look-hot female armor which actually protects you.

[systlin]

Look. 

Look at the lack of tit cups. 

[mama-sass]

Bonus:

[roachpatrol]

argument: captain phasma’s armor is supposed to look hot. but, this is the crucial thing, it looks hot from the point of view of the character herself, and makes perfect sense in the context of the story. 

“Phasma had the armor polished in chromium, which had been salvaged from a Naboo yacht that had once belonged to Emperor Palpatine of the Galactic Empire, the First Order’s precursor.”

phasma has spent like all her life in the first order, as a storm trooper. you ask any storm trooper ‘what would be the sexiest possible modification to your armor’ and none of them are going to say ‘cut a boob window’ they’re gonna say ‘plate it with something HARDCORE’. 

after they finish high-fiving, they will probably add, ‘AND STICK A CAPE ON.’

[victoriancuddler]

#other hot thing about phasma armour: #Gwendolyn Christie is inside (via @holdbeast)

[chirrutbaze]

a good thing has appeared on my dash!!!

[sithrightsactivist]

also, ask a stormtrooper what they really, really want, and they might glance around a bit before saying, “individuality”

no one else looks like phasma, and for a stormtrooper, that’s pretty amazing.

[holybatlogic]

Bless this post

[yomikoreadsbooks]

Give the women what they want - functional armour, pockets, and Gwendolyn Christie kicking butt.

[cdnpgn]

Winter sore throat “tea”- In a jar combine lemon slices, organic honey and sliced ginger. Close jar and put it in the fridge, it will form into a “jelly”. To serve- spoon jelly into mug and pour boiling water over it. Store in fridge 2-3 months.

[pumpkinspicepoet]

Reblogging this in case any of you little jelly beans get sick (◡‿◡✿)

[witchcraftings]

Super useful for this coming winter!

[lightspeedsound]

This is one of the view natural cures that I’ve seen on tumblr I can actually say makes sense. 

[bando--grand-scamyon]

Now that the seasons are changing and my body likes to act headass

[thescreechingcrow]

stay healthy babes!

[spicyshimmy-blog]

no one fights like jim kirk

from great heights like jim kirk

no one’s style of weird combat delights like jim kirk’s

for there’s no one as defiant of gravity

he’s perfect. a pure paragon

[daggers-drawn]

Jim Kirk is unaware of the invention of “punching”.

[worldinmywindow2]

Oh he’s aware, he just chooses to yeet his body at opponents to throw them off their rhythm.  its STREET SMARTS

[dduane]

(grin) That’s my boy.

[southernsideofme-deactivated201]

Historical footage of the last T-Rex serving his country in WWl.

[atlas-the-toad-deactivated20180]

But isn’t that a Jeep? And the T-Rex is holding a…Browning M2? Which wasn’t used until 1933…

 So I think this footage is actually of WW2.

[darth-revan-dark-lord]

I’m living for this historical accuracy

[mediumsizetex]

Many people think it’s historically inaccurate because the Tyrannosaur doesn’t have feathers, but a buzz cut is pretty standard for military personnel.

[clownarmy]

@poshtearex we need an authority on this

[poshtearex]

Totally accurate except that that Rex is a bit bigger so it’s actually a female Rex so she may have been pretending to be a male so she could fight. What an icon she is.

[donutsquishy]

there he goes

[sid-is-screaming]

:/ :V :/ :V :/ :V

[tiktoks-we-like]

[Caption start]

(A camera records a shot of the person offscreen's hand with the palm flat up holding two decorative book corner plates made of metal, the plates are made of dark muntz metal with swooping spirals engraved on them, a black book or binder with a yellow sun and moon circle design lays a length beneath from their hand)

(Person offscreen closes their hand and opens it to move the plates around, the plates make a faint clinking sound) 'Heh heh heh, cheez-it armor.'

(The shot changes to them holding the plates with two cheez-its in their hand)

(Another shot changes onscreen to the cheez-its 'wearing- the armor by putting a corner of the it's in the space of the plates where a book corner would go in) '*Crying* My boys' going off to warrr'

[End caption]

[hydro-homies]

A Good Old-Fashioned Midwestern Apocalypse

[espadaclover]

You know what? It’s really like that sometimes.

[bro-winkle]

This is automatic stress relief

[happifying-things]

[scretladyspider]

What a good job!!

[filenames]

bird_looking_at_its_own_reflection.jpg

[scope-dogg]

covenant_plasma_rifle.jpg

[cheery-feline-mammal]

I finally finished the Walouija board

[detectgoodorevil]

Judgement:

Waluigi wants to be evil so badly but he's a minor annoyance at best. Not evil.

[winjennster]

File under reviews that shock the Hell out of me.

[aryashi]

X

[birf]

NOOOOO

[ccliffjumperr]