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hiii its been a while since ive posted here
anyway im not using this account anymore go follow my new one @freezingvri3zen
anyone know why my posts arent showing up in tags? and for some reason i cant search up my own account
i did a test with a spare account i had and apparently my reblogs arent showing in notifications or the notes??? what is going on
anyone know why my posts arent showing up in tags? and for some reason i cant search up my own account
Quick, before Empires Season 2 gets too complicated, drop the Monstrosity
I’m so sorry.
Notes below
The most horrifying thing about today’s entry to me is that Dracula had just gorged himself on blood a couple days before, and seems like he can go quite a while without drinking any. There’s no way he needs to feed already.
But here he is with a small crowd of vulnerable humans, why shouldn’t he help himself? It’s so unnecessary and pointlessly, greedily cruel—and plays well to the interpretation of Dracula as a rich aristocrat preying on the working class.
I just listened to the “Shipwreckless” episode of the Constant podcast where I learned about the horror of coffin ships—purposefully derelict ships sent off to sink so the insurance money could be collected, sacrificing the lives of the entire crew just so the rich could get a little richer. Purposeful or not, the voyage of the Demeter makes a perfect allegory for this kind of predatory employment.
July 20th
There will be a Dracula Daily update today!
shrek and kakashi meeting again after world war ii (colorized 1945)
Going to start arguing that traffic series started because of the popularity of roleplay (DSMP) and hardcore (Philza) content and DSMP and Phil started because of the popularity of broader minecraft content (hermitcraft) (minecrack) (yogscast) (ilmango and scicraft) and those started because of early lets players and therefore all of the DSMP and Double Life and modern twitch is attributable to Ethoslab’s Letsplay series.
2 capitalists, 2 hitmen, 2 conspirators, and 2 innocent bystanders walk into a bar
HOW does he keep getting away with this!
the first early hominid to make use of metaphor or allegory must have blown the others away, "your actions will have consequences... just like a tree has fruit!" WOOAHHHH holy shit guys did you catch that
one hominid is so impressed that he goes back home and is like “this cave feels so peaceful tonight... just like a tree has fruit” and everyone makes fun of him
whole tribe going completely apeshit at first ever comedian
Cinderella “plot holes” I am tired of hearing about
“Why didn’t her step family recognize her?” Because royal balls were basically the candle lit equivalent of clubbing in terms of both lighting and sheer numbers. Even if they were right next to her, they probably wouldn’t get a good look, especially since it would have started after sundown. Also, she was the help; they probably hadn’t looked at her in years.
“Looking for someone based on their shoe size is stupid!” See above.
“Was he going to have every size seven in the kingdom try the slipper on?” Prior to industrialization most garments were made by hand to fit the buyer’s measurements, including shoes. It’s why poor people only had one pair. It’s a lot smarter when you consider that they would’ve fit her like a glove.
“You can’t run down stairs in heels!” I know this is a misconception resulting from historical revisionism and disneyfication, but high heels were not originally women’s shoes. They were worn by men. Women wore slippers, which were basically ballet flats. So it’s debatable.
“Glass shoes don’t make any sense!” Okay first of all, it’s called the suspension of disbelief, and secondly, they’re gold in every other version but Perrault decided to change them to something else expensive.
“She just went to the ball to find a man!” I know this isn’t a plot hole but listen. As the daughter of a widower Cinderella would’ve been running the household finances and acting as hostess if he hadn’t remarried. By demoting Cinderella to a servant, her step-mother essentially guaranteed that she would never escape the house, because the only way for her to escape and maintain her status was to marry well, and no one was going to marry a servant. It was essentially the historical equivalent of your mom stealing your college acceptance letters out of the mailbox.
this was not an analysis i was prepared for, i’ll tell you that
My favorite thing about working in medicine is I know every single one of those nurses is hoping to see the video of dan getting kicked in the balls. They're gonna be so proud.
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He did it!
obsessed w actors who are obsessed with their own characters like not in a weird “method acting” way or whatever but in a yeah this is my character and this is the novel length backstory i wrote for them in my head and here’s the thought process behind the line i improvised and here’s what i think they did after the ending and whether or not they like olives on their pizza
“My blorbo from my job”
Artists looking at their hands to figure out which side of the hand the thumb is on
[ID: A screencap from an adult swim show, depicting a black man wearing a grey shirt and glasses staring at his hands, with a transparent-ish overlay showing a close-up of his hands.]