oh my goodness gracious ive been bamboozled!!

Star | An Adult | They/Them

[schzunabe]

drinkw ater highly recomend

[schzunabe]

[contemptible-scoundrel]

puzzling the rap world with my debut describing myself as "the white macklemore" despite not being white and my lyrical style being very obviously inspired by epic rap battles of history's portrayal of darth vader, even going so far as to imitate the respirator noises with my mouth

[saintvitus]

noted gender theorist fred durst makes reference to the concept of non-binary gender in limp bizkit’s opus “rollin’ (air raid vehicle)”, which along with the “ladies” and “fellas” refers to “the people who don’t give a fuck”

[kristina100000]

mozzarella and cheddar when i open my fridge and its not their time to be added to a fuckalicious grilled cheese sandwich

[gay--dog]

people seem to think you cant be a spongebob and also understand a squidward but thats not true. if anything a true spongebob is more able to understand a squidward, even if they cant specifically relateWhat the fuck am i talking about. sorry what am i talking about right now. sorry i just realized im saying some fucking bullshit right now to all of you

[wosp-reactivated]

Christian babies have so far not found a purpose or use outside of baseball

[libraryfag]

hi my name is dark yagami and my goal is to give birth to billions of people

[thatforestprince]

I NEED TO SUCK HIS DICK CLEAN OFF !!!!

[thatforestprince]

thats the wrong image

[the-quasar-hero]

Assign an aspect of nature to prev

Waves at the beach

Rushing breeze through leaves

A crack of thunder

Flow of a river

The shine of a gem

Dancing embers of a flame

Torrential rain

Slow falling snow

An emerald sea of grass

Austere cliffside

A maze of roots

The endless oceans

Remaining time: 2 days 1 hour

[avidcollectorofdust]

Really glad predictive text exists. Should i bring my own parking lot

[generic-internet-name]

talking like point-and-click game narration to the bugs in my room

[generic-internet-name]

you can't get out that way!

[generic-internet-name]

that's not very helpful.

[generic-internet-name]

maybe the open window will help.

[generic-internet-name]

try the open window instead.

[figmentof]

[imathers]

[busket]

my pronouns are I/me/my. dont talk about me without talking about yourself. I am you

[busket]

thank you

[busket]

(looks around nervously) somethings going to get me??

[cryptotheism]

Off the gelfsauce, behaving regretably.

[harkamal]

I like finding out what people my age and older had as their first cell phone. Anybody younger and their answer is a generic Android or iPhone. Phones from the 2000s were some wacky device like the sidekick or samsung x83 or lg env2

My first phone was a nokia 1112 in 2008

[goslinggf]

"girl dinner" "boy kibble" can y'all just eat a meal gender neutrally

[goslinggf]

gender neutrients