Vulgar Vacancy

he/him I post stories some times

[tvguts]

something about Toy Story toys is so strange to me. versions of animated characters based on real world toys, turned back into toys that are slightly different than the actual toys. slinky dog with a rubber spiral instead of a classic metal slinky. the porcelain bo peep and cloth woody turned into jointed plastic action figures. when toy story 4 came out and i saw a $30 talking action figure of forky, a character made out of a spork and a pipe cleaner, i stood in the walmart toy aisle staring at it like cameron from ferris bueller's day off staring at that painting in the art museum

[freakoutgirl]

"all you ever do is complain" that's not true. I also resent.

[freakoutgirl]

and love..........

[ritasanderson]

[qasimlondon]

for joykirbs

[hyumjim]

Starting a collection

[hyumjim]

[teslacoils-and-hubris]

these restrictions are really getting out of hand. Every single invention i've submitted to the mad scientist symposium this year has been denied on the grounds it 'could be used for fetish material'! What the fuck man! A shrink ray and a mind control helmet are like the most foundational mad scientist devices and now I'm not allowed to submit them to the symposium on the off chance someone is turned on by them? Whats next? Banning strapping your rival to a table and threatening them with a big laser? Banning the glowing green mystery chemical that turns you into a big monster? Soon they're gonna be banning lab coats and shiny black gloves!

[lava-lamps-forever]

[vulgarvacancy]

this would be a great poster for an evil bong reboot

[eldoniousrex]

After a brief month of positivity, we're back to the bad mechs. The next stop on our Odyssey is the Cyclops. It's going to count sheep until you fall asleep. Read the new article here: https://www.sarna.net/news/bad-mechs-cyclops/

[silvaurum]

basketball dracula isn't real dude he can't-- *sudden squeaking noises from the shadows*

[silvaurum]

*two pool toys having sex tumble by in the wind* oh thank god

[silvaurum]

*thunderous slam dunk noise*

[fallout-lou-begas]

Visit Original Link

[snoleopard7]

[spectralidax]

[handshandshandshandshandshands]

Stream source [HERE]

[harsh-noise]

[klapollo]

THE COLIN SPACETWINKS BUMP?????

[klapollo]

shout out to my multiple oomfies mentioning me in the replies to this

[ispyspookymansion]

the first rule of posting is that nobody gives a fuuuuck what you have to say the Second rule of posting is to make sure to say as much annoying bullshit as possible anyway

[txttletale]

90% of what got called 'queerbaiting' in the 2010s was literally just gay jokes. forget losing at chess to a dog... getting 'queerbaited' by bbc sherlock is like if the dog was barking at you and you were interpreting it as chess notation delivered through morse code

[captain-price-returns]

The missile, in fact, does not know where it is, in a lot of homing methods

[brandneweyescd]

rb to explode

[mi--corazon]