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Holy shit I'm so fucking gay
I need men to stop in general (im gay and uhhhhh help me)
made the ponyo honey drink thing bc im feeling like Total Fuck and its soothing my sore throat some
kept reading "sore throat" as "throat sore", to which my brain autocorrected to "foot sore" so congrats! You can only move 1 space at a time :3
I just saw this ad and holy fuck. If you are prone to epilepsy or flashing light triggered migraines if you see the top of THIS ad -
[image of cropped tumblr ad. Text reads ‘sponsored by WordAds. 5 Unique and Awesome Lightsabers. Not all lightsabers are created equal.]
Do NOT pass go. Do not try to scroll past. It is LONG and consists of a single incredibly stretched gif of random moving and flashing lights without distinct colours. It is seems as if it was DESIGNED to tigger flashing light sensitive issues.
Anyway, fuck this ad & pass on the warning to any who see it.
No
no
Farewell online privacy
What happened?
Trump happened.
just get a VPN?
You can’t just tell people to ‘get a VPN (Virtual Private Network)’. Buying a VPN is like buying a house. It’s very very important. Having no VPN or having a ‘wrong’ one can seriously damage your life. Especially for Americans because their privacy laws are garbage. I am going to try explain why you should get a VPN but bare with me, I am from Germany and my English is far from perfect.
Let’s start with a simple test. Click this link here: https://whatismyipaddress.com/ It will tell your IP adres, your ISP (internet service provider), and your location. The location might not be very accurate, but then again, it’s just a simple website. Imagine what the government can do!
So basically, everyone can find out where you live. But there is more danger. Your ISP. Your ISP logs your every move online and they are required to keep it in case the government wants access to it (or if a 3rd party wants to buy your data (yikes). They have everything. What websites you visit. How long you stay on a website. What you download. Your search terms. European laws are more subtle on this but if you are from the US you are #@*#&, especially because Trump doesn’t support the open internet. It’s scary but maybe in the future you can’t get a job because the recruiter knows your searched on ‘how to deal with depression’ or anythings else that’s supposed to be private because it’s your f*cking right. Or you get a $100k fine because you pirated a movie 15 years ago. You need a VPN. You’re dumb for not using one. but what does a VPN do?
A VPN encrypts all your data so if it were be intercepted no one can ‘crack the code’ and damage your privacy.
Usually being online goes like this (simplified): Your computer —-> ISP (—–> keeps data —–> sells it)
But with a VPN it goes like: Your computer —–> VPN (encrypts data)—–> ISP (ISP can’t see shit)
Furthermore, a VPN hides your IP address and location by giving you another IP address located in Spain for example (you can often choose from a list and change as many times as you want).
Now that you know why you should get a VPN and what is does it is important to educate yourself because people often choose the wrong VPN. VPN providers are also businesses and have to obey the law. If you choose a VPN provider located in the US then you are throwing your money away because the laws in the US shits on your privacy. If the US gov wants the provider to give all their logs they have to obey. The ISP still can’t see what you are doing online and sell your data but the US gov can interfere with your VPN provider so NEVER CHOOSE A PROVIDER LOCATED IN THE US.
I just wanted to make that very clear so my followers don’t buy false security.
There is still more danger! Who says your VPN provider isn’t selling your data? You need to check their logging policy. Do they keep logs? If yes, what for? For how long do they keep them? Tip: Choose a provider who doesn’t keep logs
More about law The US is part of the Five Eyes program (the worst):
The Five Eyes, often abbreviated as FVEY, is an intelligence alliance comprising Australia, Canada, New Zealand, the United Kingdom and the United States. These countries are bound by the multilateral UKUSA Agreement, a treaty for joint cooperation in signals intelligence (source)
There is also a Nine Eyes (bit better) and Fourteen Eyes Program (better). You don’t want a VPN provider who is located in one the Five Eyes countries. If you had to choose go for a provider located in a country that’s part of the Fourteen Eyes Program or even better, go for a country that isn’t part of any program!
I know this is a shitty explanation and please pardon my english but now it’s time to do your own research. Take your privacy seriously. Maybe WWIII breaks out and you get killed for liking the ‘wrong’ FB-page.
Go to this website: https://thatoneprivacysite.net/simple-vpn-comparison-chart/
Make sure that your future VPN provider both has green boxes for Privacy Jurisdiction and Privacy Logging.
I recommend ovpn.se and trust.zone. ovpn is located in Sweden so they are part of the 14 Eyes Program and they keep minimal logs. Their business ethics, however, are alright.
Trustzone is located in the Seychelles. No country can interfere and their privacy jurisdiction is the best you can get. The US want your data but needs to get it from Trustzone? The Seychelles will simply give them the finger and wave them goodbye. However, this makes this provider very appealing for people who torrent and criminals because they keep no logs (and that is how it shoud be) Also, there are almost no marketing efforts so this provider is one the cheapest)
Also, often providers such as ExpressVPN are being called ‘The Best’ on websites about VPNs but know that this is just marketing which also makes those provider more expensive (and they too shit on your privacy)
This must be the worst article you have ever read but please, please take your privacy very seriously.
EDIT: I got many people asking me which provider I use. For those who want to know, I use Trust Zone. They offer a free 3-day trial with no strings attached. But still do your own research!
I am also with Trustzone but I think you forgot to explain one of it’s most important features. It protects you when you are using someone else’s Wi-Fi. If you are at Starbucks and you use their Wi-Fi your privacy is at risk. Anyone with ill intentions could steal your information. Especially if you are using an unsecured Wi-Fi hotspot. With a VPN your data gets encrypted so no one can steal it.
Wait, what’s going, on? Did trump destroy internet privacy with a bill or something? Where’s the news? Oh wait, why am I getting visions of Alex Jones and selling water purifiers?
He hasn’t yet but he says he wants to. And if he is serious about it it would be really easy to do. Since all our data is already recorded, as the person above explained.
Trump wants more surveillance of Muslim Americans. This in a country where internet privacy is already close to non-existent.
Trust.Zone has a free trial. Use it.
btw this post only has 11k notes? That’s quite disappointing for something this important.
Don’t reblog this post to save a life. Reblog this to protect an entire family!
@earth-ruins @writing-prompt-s Should I get trustzone for my mobile device?
If you use public Wi-Fi, then yes. Which VPN you use is up to you, amigo. Take @earth-ruins advice. Do your own research first.
@elvesfromthedeep just brought the current situation in the US to my attention (March 30, 2017).
Sources
Anger as US internet privacy law scrapped
Congress just voted to let internet providers sell your browsing history
To all my friends in the US, please read this entire post. Making everyone aware of VPNs is going to be my mission. Your privacy matters. Please reblog this post.
Don’t tell me you just wanted to scroll past this. Stop looking at pictures of cats for a moment, okay? Don’t you realize how important this is? This is dangerous! ‘America, the best FREE country in the world’ my ass.
With this new law your ISP can sell your Internet history which could include passwords, usernames, religion, credit card numbers, race and much more to the highest bidder. So here is what I want you to do. You are going to read the whole thing and before you think ’this is so important. Let me reblog this real quick and go back to admiring cats again-’ NO! Don’t reblog this. Take action first. Then reblog. Sign up for a free trial! Trust.Zone offers one (here). Yes. It might be difficult to set up a VPN for some people. But is that going to stop you from protecting yourself and your family? 30 minutes. 30 minutes is all that it takes. 5 if you know how to install software. The problem with some of you is that you see ‘difficult’ as something negative. I want you to see difficult differently. I need you to push through this stuff. You are going to protect yourself. There is nothing negative about that. VPNs are fun and costsaving too! A VPN bypasses geographical restrictions so you can access websites you normally can’t or you could start Netflix’s one month free trial over and over again- forever. And it’s legal! (unless you use it to buy weapons etc.,) Don’t tell yourself that you are too tired and that you will do this tomorrow. Because that isn’t going to happen and you know it. You have to do this right now. You only have to click on it. Don’t let this/shit/life just happen to you. Take yourself seriously. Get a VPN.
Privacy is not a privilege, it’s a fundamental human right
Ok sorry that it’s so freaking long and also sorry for the language, but this is extremely important. Please reblog!
Reblogging again bc this is important
We have a VPN you should get one too
Please read.
Can you get them for your phones?
^ you can. & when you have a subscription you can use it on your phone and computer. no need for separate subs or purchases.
it is absolutely so important for safety. but one of my fave things to do with my vpn is access non-US netflix. I mean other places have all the new good place eps, all the ‘classic’ bggo eps…
IMPORTANT
reblogging so new people can be aware :)
REBLOG BABEYYYY
reblogging to spread awareness
how about leo with a very extroverted and affectionate so? ^__^
i don't even want to think about how long this has been in my drafts for ;; v ;; i'm sorry ! i went back and rewrote a few things from what i originally had, though, so hopefully it's okay !! i really love leo, so i can never pass up the chance to write for him (´꒳`)♡
˚₊·͟͟͟͟͟͟͞͞͞͞͞͞➳❥ ꒰ leo with an extroverted!s/o ! ! ꒱
✦ leo can be—at times—very much the same as you! very loud and physically affectionate, he loves to show you off to the world and is definitely the type to run over as soon as he sees you, an action that usually results in the both of you toppling over onto the floor. more often than not you end up tangled in each others' arms while laughing loud enough to catch the attention of others; but it's not like either of you mind that! leo is just glad that people can see how happy he is with you! (´ ω `♡)
hey!! i love your writing style so i would like to request please! may i request arashi's reaction to her s/o coming out as trans masc? thank you~! ♡
THIS IS SUCH A TOPIC, and it's wholesome in a way! Arashi’s so supportive of everyone.. I love it so much (っ˘̩╭╮˘̩)っ
♡︎ — arashi’s reaction to her s/o coming out as transmasc!
‣ tws / cws: none
‣ reader: male - he/him.
‣ author's note: AAAAAAAAA I LOVE IT SM
AAAAAAA!!! she's so happy for you! hugging you ever so tightly and smiling. She’s very supportive of this and does everything in her power to make you feel better and comfortable with yourself. She'll support no matter what sexuality or identity you may have.
Partners should be able to talk about things together, and come to an outcome no matter the issue!
She understands the struggle a lot more than you think, so please don’t feel self-conscious about yourself, she loves you no matter what! you’re her soulmate. And she assures you of it daily ( ꈍᴗꈍ)
Her first move was buying you a binder, to help with dysphoria that you might have— and to help make you more comfortable in your skin, again; she does any means necessary for you to be confident In yourself!
Your own personal bodyguard, or knight if you will. If anyone dares to judge, harass or disrespect your decision or pronouns especially, she's coming to the rescue as soon as possible!! :thumbsup:
If you prefered to make a change to your appearence to be more confident/satisfied with yourself; like cutting your hair or fitting clothes, please let Arashi help you! She'd love to cut your hair for you and help pick your clothing!~
“You look so handsome~! Let's see what else we can find!”
Overall, best soulmate in the world. No questions asked!! ( ꈍᴗꈍ)
Another day, another hour being NatsumeP instead of LeoP
Back on my game nd as terrible as ever
HI it's me again <3 i loved your keito hc, may i ask you again a playfull and affectionate s/o with Shu who's a crush one each other as well please ?🥺 thank you for your work, take care <3
AAA! My first Shu request, who told u I was a shuP? be honest >:0!! I was so excited to write for him!!! >U<. I wasn't quite clear on the request, so it's sort of dating him and him having a crush on you! But I wanted to try something new and add a bit of “writing”. MAYBE A BIT TOO MUCH WRITING. even tho I can't write Shu for shit— FOR NOW
♡︎ — shu having a crush on an affectionate & playful reader !
‣ cws/tws: slight dehumanization ( he considers you as a doll ? )
‣ reader: gender neutral - they/them pronouns.
‣ author's note: sleepy...
first off, GOOD LUCK???
Shu has a lot of problems on his own as it is, so this feeling added up to him concluding; it was a problem. Yet even if he dislikes some people, he finds warmth with you.
He doesn’t really believe he’s in love with someone just yet. It was absurd, him? falling in love? Maybe after a long contemplation of whether he is or not with Mademoiselle, he’ll truly believe it, but what else could explain the rush he gets in his heart when he sees you?
He is somehow flattered how you took a liking to watch him sew amazing gowns, scarfs, etc. Sometimes meeting his gaze when you compliment how amazing his creations are, his scrutinizing look always happens to deceive you that you said something wrong. It's not that you said anything wrong, but it's that he’s a perfectionist— he won't accept anything but the best and won't accept “pity” ( compliments ) for something that's not even near perfection yet. Do not let that mislead you though! His heart is skipping a beat even if you praise his currently “imperfect” work whether he says it or not. ( ꈍᴗꈍ) had you been anyone else tho, he’d be complaining about all the reasons it's not anything you complimented it for. But, he takes it a little bit easier on you than he does with others. Your compliments even makes him feel like it is perfection and that there’s nothing more to do to it.
Sometimes he will ask you to help model his designs for him, which is extremely rare. But, he takes you as the expectation. He thinks you look like the perfect doll to model for them! You look so pretty just by yourself... but, in a loving flowing gown made by him? You’d look even lovelier! He's clutching at his heart to see you in something hand made by him~ “Don’t they look simply wonderful, Mademoiselle!” He smiled ever so slightly at the sight of you in a T-Pose, the sight made him fall more and more in love with you. He wanted to see you in more of his creations.
So he started to make you scarfs, clothes, and any tiny knickknacks that would look so stunning on you, those were made by hand just for you! The way his heart skips beats when he sees you wearing something he made you or something he gifted you? It's enough to send Mademoiselle angels’ flying around his head!
He doesn’t find your playfulness annoying, or unprofessional. But he definitely isn't used to it— or used to the boops he randomly gets on his nose. It puts him on guard.
“What about a vintage gown, Mademoiselle? No, that's not right—”
Eventually, it grows on him over how affectionate you are. If you continue your charade of affectionate. there's no way he could resist you! After a while, he would begin to enjoy it far more than he once did before. Maybe even crave it without acknowledgment.
I hope you like French Pastries! Because he leaves you some on your work desk often, macaroons, the whole five yards! He may not leave any notes that he was the one to give them to you but you can tell who it is by now!
Unlike others he associates with, you get the benefits to be with Mademoiselle and take care of her! When you notice you're the only one who can do so, he only says it because you're the only one who's worthy enough to take care of his precious Mademoiselle ( tsundereish much? ), but he really does loves your bond with her and how adorable it is to see the two of you get along so well.
After so long, Mika would begin to notice something's up with Shu. Everytime he looks at you— you can see a slight smile... that's so unlike Shu! What have you done to him?! So he'd keep a close eye on you to make sure you're not doing anything to his beloved oshi-san!
But he too eventually acknowledges he has a crush on you, and by how playful and even more energetic you seem to be towards the strawberry headed man you seemed to like him as well.
Yes it'll take him ages to confess to you, because of how anxious he is about how you might reject him, and not to mention how he has a whole plan set if you reject him that he's gone over head-to-top with Mademoiselle.
But he eventually does it! It may be a struggle for him at first but as soon as he blurts out the words “ I love you ” with a face as pink as his hair? That's all you needed to know <3 (。•̀ᴗ-)✧
Absolute fine art
Save some time and just call me awesome.
Malewife but without the male
Babe wake the fuck up
I forgot what I woke you up for but good morning :)
GUYS O HAVE TOO MANY LAST NAMES UHMM
I am a dylan kisser dylan please let me kiss y
Ay shawty whats up