Profligates: Gotta Catch Em' All!

[anemic-raccoon]

*rummages around in my pocket*

*hands you this*

[everythinglegion]

Lanius, after loosing the second battle of hoover dam: Well I guess there’s only one one thing left to do.

Lanius: Assign blame.

Lanius: *Turns to Vulpes* Nice going.

[latin-student-problems]

[adira-tyree]

Professor Inculta hard at work again.

[everythinglegion]

vulpes inculta please leave this place

[adira-tyree]

MY LORD REQUIRES YOUR PRESENCE AT HIS CAMP

[thoodleoo]

>ides of march 44 bce >be julius caesar >be going to the senate >remember some homeless soothsayer guy told me not to >eh.fresco >show up at the senate >this asshole cimber tries to get my attention >wont shut up about recalling his dumb brother from exile >tell him to fuck off for now >cimber grabs my toga and pulls me down >tell him what the fuck, this is violence >this other asshole casca stabs me >jupiter fuck that hurts >now everyone starts stabbing me >why >see my buddy brutus in the crowd and try to call out to him >he comes over and stabs me too >betrayal.fresco >ask him what the fuck >he says “i’m sorry caesar. it’s not that i loved you less, but that i loved updog more” >wat >ask him “brutus, what is updog?” >all of the assassins burst into laughter >just got murdered by my best friend and also fell for his terrible joke >should’ve listened to that soothsayer >mfw

[thoodleoo]

decode your teen’s texts

gtg: go to gaul

bc: barbarians conquered

spoc: senatus populusque, of course

sol: standards of legions

rsvp: roman soldiers vanquishing persia

jfc: julius fucking caesar

tgif: tiberius gracchus is fine

tbc: totally barbaric, comes

[vulpix-inculta]

Vulpes: *admits defeat, throws self off dam*

Vulpes: *springs back up because six decided bungee-jumping would be a fun new thing for him to try*

Vulpes: FOR THE LOVE OF MARS, COURIER

[itsalwayssunnyinthelegion]

"blonde vulpes this" "brunette vulpes that" you fools. he was actually forced to dye his hair so he could further sever the connection to his life before the legion

[vulpix-inculta]

Vulpes, sweating: ...you were not supposed to know about that.

[worthlesssix]

I’ve been rewatching The Office 

[actualnymph]

I want to be LOVED!!! *commits arson*

[vulpix-inculta]

[thespiral]

[vulpix-inculta]

Vulpes: but I am only recognizable as a curious stranger! As you can see, my face is completely different in this lighting. It's the hat.

[adira-tyree]

I don't know if it's been done already, but I had an idea for a Vulpes fic where he is a WEREFOX and I refuse to let this idea go. Im writing it.

[vulpix-inculta]

So I'm doing the followup to this over here on my side blog, but this story is happening. Im still coming up with a plot, but its going to be a Vulpes/Six (m/f) fic involving him finding he wants her as his mate (sorry for the trope but jts a were-creature story and this is where the idea started anyway lol) and the fuckery that happens because of it. Pretty sure she's going ro hate the Legion and basically force him to leave it so she can do a free New Vegas style finish of the game plot, and it'll be about the insanity of him leaving the Legion and assisting in its destruction, then about the city going to hell as she then targets the NCR too.

No Gods, No Masters.

Naturally, as my stories do, this will include unhealthy amounts of Arcade, and likely Cass as well. They're both gonna have to find out what he is, and at least Arcade will have to find out that he wants to change her to be one as well.

Have yet to decide the mechanics of the shapeshifting. I think its going to be both monthly by nature but also able to be done by will at random. We shall see.

[lunchdenarii]

I’m sorry but “It served all comers, so long as they paid” soon followed by “it was a town of whores” IS SUCH A FUNNY LINE AND I HATE THAT WE DONT SEE ANY OTHER CLEVERLY CONCEALED SEX JOKES FROM VULPES EVER AGAIN.

Or better yet, maybe he didn’t know it was a sex joke lol

‘Serving all comers’ has a double meaning when you refer to the town as one of whores, voops

[vulpix-inculta]

@tinybits this is your fault, I blame you exclusively and would have just added it as a reblog to yours if i could make tumblr behave.

[hauntedsweetswinner-deactivated]

I'm so late to the party

[asiacesare]

Well, I'm alive

[everythinglegion]

I made a meme to go with that last post

AAAAAA