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@innermonolougr
9-23-17
Whoa. Tonight was the best. Drank 5 beers. Got a little drunk - held hands WITH A BOY THAT I LIKE after playing like hand-footsies under a blanket. And then we held hands and got sweaty. and I may have hurt his shoulder from drunk leaning on it for a million hours.
someone teach me how to draw bears
Like this
i am a gay man unfortunately. this is still very sweet
this technique will work regardless of sexuality, don’t worry
boy update
I haven’t done one on here in a good long time. So here goes.
I’m still really in love. And it just keeps getting better. The more i know him and the more I spend time with him, the more I love him. And the harder it is to leave him at the end of the night. Wow. He’s so beautiful. I tell him all the time, and I hope he believes me.
I have already cried in front of the poor baby like 4 times. It’s pretty bad. I feel gross and stereotypical. But also. It’s like the emotion flows out of me straight through those stinking ducts. He says he doesn’t mind. He’s such a sweetheart.
I can’t believe it guys. I feel like this is it for me. He has made me feel everything I thought I would, and so much more. I have tremendous love for him. And respect for him. And I want him to be happy. I hope that he knows that. I try to tell him often, just in case he ever forgets.
Boy update, update:
I’m (if you can believe it) even MORE in love now :). And it still keeps getting better. I’m not sure how? But like. We spend a lot of time together. And I still get excited to see him every day.
Um. He’s still so beautiful. AGAIN. I think somehow he’s getting more gorgeous every single day? I don’t understand the science. But I’m still convinced he doesn’t believe me and I don’t know quite how to make him see.
Hahahahahaha. Only 4 times I’d cried in front of him? I think once I opened the floodgates…. there was no stopping it. I feel like he now sees me cry on a weekly basis. Sometimes multiple times a week. It’s sometimes because he’s so beautiful and my heart is so full. But also, I’m just a crier. Yikes. It’s something I’ve always wanted to change about myself.
He’s it. I feel like every day is just becomes more clear. Also, I feel like I don’t know if I’m being crazy and putting extra (maybe somewhat God-given) meaning in certain things. But I feel like there have been some very specific instances that confirm to me that like… He’s for sure the babe for me.
Boy update, update- update:
Hey it’s been almost a year. 6 days away from our anniversary. And I made him a little homemade scrapbook thing with pictures and 20 year old construction paper that lived upstairs, and some stamps I bought. It’s only like 10 pages. But I’m happy with it.
Man. I love him so much. His family is here right now, all the siblings are together. And I really like his family… and I’ve been living long enough to know that it’s special. And I’m blessed. To like them all. And I feel like they like me too… I especially like Abby. I never knew much about her, but I found out that what assumptions I had had about her are wrong. She’s funny, and bright, and beautiful, and smart. So yeah.
He is my best friend. It doesn’t feel like a year has passed yet. I feel like my years up until now have dragged. And felt a little dull. But with him in my life.. I know it sounds super gross and sickly-sweet. But he really lights up my life and adds such a brightness and a sweetness that I couldn’t have imagined possible. My greatest prayer and hope for us is that we continue to be best friends. And keep being sweet and kind to each other. I always, always want to be nicest to him. Because after all, shouldn’t we be the kindest to those we love the most?
It’s been the best year of my life. Honest to Pete. And I’m thrilled to have found someone I want to love forever.
Boy update, update- update: update
WOW. Who knew, that life just keeps getting sweeter with him. Like. We’re BESTTT FRIENDS. And we have fun together. Like. Just being with him. Is so fun. Everything we do together is great. And whenever we’re together we crack jokes. And we kiss. And cuddle. And eat. And watch tv. And it’s my favorite thing.
Life is great. And he’s great. And we’re at 2 years next month. Time really flies when you’re having fun.
Also I don’t know if I appreciate enough how wonderful it is that he gets along with my family and I get along with his. Like. I already knew that it was special. But talking to people about like. In-law situations, really just reminds me to be thankful that i love his family. And that’s super cool.
But yes. He’s also just ridiculously beautiful all the time. It’s crazy. He’s so cute. Like the other day he was wearing a burnt reddish/faded red t shirt and one of his old caps. And HE IS JUST ALWAYS LOOKIN LIKE A MODEL. I don’t get the science. But I’m not gonna complain , I’m just gonna roll with it.
Also, NEXT. Weekend we are going to the pocanos with Victoria and Seth. So that’ll be fun. I’m excited for that. Shoutout. To love y’all.
Boy update, update-update: updated update
We’re engaged (leap day, 2/29/2020) . Set to be married October, 2020. How exciting. Now might just be the most in love I’ve ever been and it just keeps getting better :)
Wow.
Boy update, update-update: updated update- UPDATE!
We got married! 7/11/2020!
How exciting. We moved the wedding up and it was such a good decision. I feel like we had the perfect wedding. It was a virtually stress free day as far as weeding days go.
I remember mom commented like 15 minutes before the ceremony started- she said to me “you don’t look nervous at all”. And I wasn’t, he’s the love of my life. Why would I be nervous about marrying him? And I felt so ready.
It was wonderful. After our small ceremony, we took some pictures with the family and then we got portraits at Benjamin Banneker park and it was such a good time. Paige did great. I love our pictures.
And then the honeymoon was great. Just a perfect week to ourselves (except that he dislocated his shoulder , poor baby).
And now we get to live life together. And that’s so great.
boy update
I haven’t done one on here in a good long time. So here goes.
I’m still really in love. And it just keeps getting better. The more i know him and the more I spend time with him, the more I love him. And the harder it is to leave him at the end of the night. Wow. He’s so beautiful. I tell him all the time, and I hope he believes me.
I have already cried in front of the poor baby like 4 times. It’s pretty bad. I feel gross and stereotypical. But also. It’s like the emotion flows out of me straight through those stinking ducts. He says he doesn’t mind. He’s such a sweetheart.
I can’t believe it guys. I feel like this is it for me. He has made me feel everything I thought I would, and so much more. I have tremendous love for him. And respect for him. And I want him to be happy. I hope that he knows that. I try to tell him often, just in case he ever forgets.
Boy update, update:
I’m (if you can believe it) even MORE in love now :). And it still keeps getting better. I’m not sure how? But like. We spend a lot of time together. And I still get excited to see him every day.
Um. He’s still so beautiful. AGAIN. I think somehow he’s getting more gorgeous every single day? I don’t understand the science. But I’m still convinced he doesn’t believe me and I don’t know quite how to make him see.
Hahahahahaha. Only 4 times I’d cried in front of him? I think once I opened the floodgates…. there was no stopping it. I feel like he now sees me cry on a weekly basis. Sometimes multiple times a week. It’s sometimes because he’s so beautiful and my heart is so full. But also, I’m just a crier. Yikes. It’s something I’ve always wanted to change about myself.
He’s it. I feel like every day is just becomes more clear. Also, I feel like I don’t know if I’m being crazy and putting extra (maybe somewhat God-given) meaning in certain things. But I feel like there have been some very specific instances that confirm to me that like… He’s for sure the babe for me.
Boy update, update- update:
Hey it’s been almost a year. 6 days away from our anniversary. And I made him a little homemade scrapbook thing with pictures and 20 year old construction paper that lived upstairs, and some stamps I bought. It’s only like 10 pages. But I’m happy with it.
Man. I love him so much. His family is here right now, all the siblings are together. And I really like his family… and I’ve been living long enough to know that it’s special. And I’m blessed. To like them all. And I feel like they like me too… I especially like Abby. I never knew much about her, but I found out that what assumptions I had had about her are wrong. She’s funny, and bright, and beautiful, and smart. So yeah.
He is my best friend. It doesn’t feel like a year has passed yet. I feel like my years up until now have dragged. And felt a little dull. But with him in my life.. I know it sounds super gross and sickly-sweet. But he really lights up my life and adds such a brightness and a sweetness that I couldn’t have imagined possible. My greatest prayer and hope for us is that we continue to be best friends. And keep being sweet and kind to each other. I always, always want to be nicest to him. Because after all, shouldn’t we be the kindest to those we love the most?
It’s been the best year of my life. Honest to Pete. And I’m thrilled to have found someone I want to love forever.
Boy update, update- update: update
WOW. Who knew, that life just keeps getting sweeter with him. Like. We’re BESTTT FRIENDS. And we have fun together. Like. Just being with him. Is so fun. Everything we do together is great. And whenever we’re together we crack jokes. And we kiss. And cuddle. And eat. And watch tv. And it’s my favorite thing.
Life is great. And he’s great. And we’re at 2 years next month. Time really flies when you’re having fun.
Also I don’t know if I appreciate enough how wonderful it is that he gets along with my family and I get along with his. Like. I already knew that it was special. But talking to people about like. In-law situations, really just reminds me to be thankful that i love his family. And that’s super cool.
But yes. He’s also just ridiculously beautiful all the time. It’s crazy. He’s so cute. Like the other day he was wearing a burnt reddish/faded red t shirt and one of his old caps. And HE IS JUST ALWAYS LOOKIN LIKE A MODEL. I don’t get the science. But I’m not gonna complain , I’m just gonna roll with it.
Also, NEXT. Weekend we are going to the pocanos with Victoria and Seth. So that’ll be fun. I’m excited for that. Shoutout. To love y’all.
Boy update, update-update: updated update
We’re engaged (leap day, 2/29/2020) . Set to be married October, 2020. How exciting. Now might just be the most in love I’ve ever been and it just keeps getting better :)
Wow.
I eas priyanka chopra and the bad guy was Harvey dent actor.
We had two sons we both loved. At one point I want to a barbecue restaurant and they didn’t have something called Sweetwater and everybody was very upset. I asked what the hype was about and nobody could tell me what it was. It was weird.We went to a big house in the middle of nowhere and mom was there but she was supposed to be driving tomorrow and we stayed up all night so she didn’t leave in the morning and she was still at the house until 7:20 PM. Then we were here at this house in Maryland, and Harvey Dent tried to kill me
So I pushed him down and took our two sons outside try to run away but I knew he wouldn’t hurt the boys yet so I left them and ran down the storms property and the apartment complex properties bed all the way down to the apartments but it was a longer distance I ran really fast which is rare for me and dreams. I can usually only jump far but running is not work. There were three walls after me I have to be really mean to them because they were trying to kill me. Harvey cents men we’re on horses but somehow I was able to out run them because I had a head start. 
boy update
I haven’t done one on here in a good long time. So here goes.
I’m still really in love. And it just keeps getting better. The more i know him and the more I spend time with him, the more I love him. And the harder it is to leave him at the end of the night. Wow. He’s so beautiful. I tell him all the time, and I hope he believes me.
I have already cried in front of the poor baby like 4 times. It’s pretty bad. I feel gross and stereotypical. But also. It’s like the emotion flows out of me straight through those stinking ducts. He says he doesn’t mind. He’s such a sweetheart.
I can’t believe it guys. I feel like this is it for me. He has made me feel everything I thought I would, and so much more. I have tremendous love for him. And respect for him. And I want him to be happy. I hope that he knows that. I try to tell him often, just in case he ever forgets.
Boy update, update:
I’m (if you can believe it) even MORE in love now :). And it still keeps getting better. I’m not sure how? But like. We spend a lot of time together. And I still get excited to see him every day.
Um. He’s still so beautiful. AGAIN. I think somehow he’s getting more gorgeous every single day? I don’t understand the science. But I’m still convinced he doesn’t believe me and I don’t know quite how to make him see.
Hahahahahaha. Only 4 times I’d cried in front of him? I think once I opened the floodgates…. there was no stopping it. I feel like he now sees me cry on a weekly basis. Sometimes multiple times a week. It’s sometimes because he’s so beautiful and my heart is so full. But also, I’m just a crier. Yikes. It’s something I’ve always wanted to change about myself.
He’s it. I feel like every day is just becomes more clear. Also, I feel like I don’t know if I’m being crazy and putting extra (maybe somewhat God-given) meaning in certain things. But I feel like there have been some very specific instances that confirm to me that like… He’s for sure the babe for me.
Boy update, update- update:
Hey it’s been almost a year. 6 days away from our anniversary. And I made him a little homemade scrapbook thing with pictures and 20 year old construction paper that lived upstairs, and some stamps I bought. It’s only like 10 pages. But I’m happy with it.
Man. I love him so much. His family is here right now, all the siblings are together. And I really like his family… and I’ve been living long enough to know that it’s special. And I’m blessed. To like them all. And I feel like they like me too… I especially like Abby. I never knew much about her, but I found out that what assumptions I had had about her are wrong. She’s funny, and bright, and beautiful, and smart. So yeah.
He is my best friend. It doesn’t feel like a year has passed yet. I feel like my years up until now have dragged. And felt a little dull. But with him in my life.. I know it sounds super gross and sickly-sweet. But he really lights up my life and adds such a brightness and a sweetness that I couldn’t have imagined possible. My greatest prayer and hope for us is that we continue to be best friends. And keep being sweet and kind to each other. I always, always want to be nicest to him. Because after all, shouldn’t we be the kindest to those we love the most?
It’s been the best year of my life. Honest to Pete. And I’m thrilled to have found someone I want to love forever.
Boy update, update- update: update
WOW. Who knew, that life just keeps getting sweeter with him. Like. We’re BESTTT FRIENDS. And we have fun together. Like. Just being with him. Is so fun. Everything we do together is great. And whenever we’re together we crack jokes. And we kiss. And cuddle. And eat. And watch tv. And it’s my favorite thing.
Life is great. And he’s great. And we’re at 2 years next month. Time really flies when you’re having fun.
Also I don’t know if I appreciate enough how wonderful it is that he gets along with my family and I get along with his. Like. I already knew that it was special. But talking to people about like. In-law situations, really just reminds me to be thankful that i love his family. And that’s super cool.
But yes. He’s also just ridiculously beautiful all the time. It’s crazy. He’s so cute. Like the other day he was wearing a burnt reddish/faded red t shirt and one of his old caps. And HE IS JUST ALWAYS LOOKIN LIKE A MODEL. I don’t get the science. But I’m not gonna complain , I’m just gonna roll with it.
Also, NEXT. Weekend we are going to the pocanos with Victoria and Seth. So that’ll be fun. I’m excited for that. Shoutout. To love y’all.
i May be drinking
Pictures from recent trip to Tennessee for Annie and Jonathan’s wedding ♥️♥️♥️
It’s a snow day
So. The Jonas brothers are getting back together I think?
I’m just letting the world know- I will pay a lot of money, and drive a fair distance to see them in concert
First there was Yanny Vs. Laurel, now there’s Brainstorm Vs. Green Needle.
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
level 2 is Greenstorm and Brain Needle
This has been a rough week. So here’s a bright side post.
1. I am healthy (except for my joints ha. Which.. are garbage)
2. I have a job that I enjoy :)
3. I’m very happily in love :) :)
4. I have a home. And warmth. And food.
5. I have pets that will cuddle with me
I dunno. I’ve just been sad. But for no particularly good reason I think? But I hope that i can pull myself out of this weirdness. Because I feel a little stuck in a sad/crying cycle that I can’t seem to break. I don’t know what will help.. should I go for a run? Should I talk to someone? I don’t want to bother anyone. Especially if all I can really say is. “I’m sad. And I might cry. And I’m sorry”
Whatever.
I am YELLING
boy update
I haven’t done one on here in a good long time. So here goes.
I’m still really in love. And it just keeps getting better. The more i know him and the more I spend time with him, the more I love him. And the harder it is to leave him at the end of the night. Wow. He’s so beautiful. I tell him all the time, and I hope he believes me.
I have already cried in front of the poor baby like 4 times. It’s pretty bad. I feel gross and stereotypical. But also. It’s like the emotion flows out of me straight through those stinking ducts. He says he doesn’t mind. He’s such a sweetheart.
I can’t believe it guys. I feel like this is it for me. He has made me feel everything I thought I would, and so much more. I have tremendous love for him. And respect for him. And I want him to be happy. I hope that he knows that. I try to tell him often, just in case he ever forgets.
Boy update, update:
I’m (if you can believe it) even MORE in love now :). And it still keeps getting better. I’m not sure how? But like. We spend a lot of time together. And I still get excited to see him every day.
Um. He’s still so beautiful. AGAIN. I think somehow he’s getting more gorgeous every single day? I don’t understand the science. But I’m still convinced he doesn’t believe me and I don’t know quite how to make him see.
Hahahahahaha. Only 4 times I’d cried in front of him? I think once I opened the floodgates…. there was no stopping it. I feel like he now sees me cry on a weekly basis. Sometimes multiple times a week. It’s sometimes because he’s so beautiful and my heart is so full. But also, I’m just a crier. Yikes. It’s something I’ve always wanted to change about myself.
He’s it. I feel like every day is just becomes more clear. Also, I feel like I don’t know if I’m being crazy and putting extra (maybe somewhat God-given) meaning in certain things. But I feel like there have been some very specific instances that confirm to me that like… He’s for sure the babe for me.
Boy update, update- update:
Hey it’s been almost a year. 6 days away from our anniversary. And I made him a little homemade scrapbook thing with pictures and 20 year old construction paper that lived upstairs, and some stamps I bought. It’s only like 10 pages. But I’m happy with it.
Man. I love him so much. His family is here right now, all the siblings are together. And I really like his family... and I’ve been living long enough to know that it’s special. And I’m blessed. To like them all. And I feel like they like me too... I especially like Abby. I never knew much about her, but I found out that what assumptions I had had about her are wrong. She’s funny, and bright, and beautiful, and smart. So yeah.
He is my best friend. It doesn’t feel like a year has passed yet. I feel like my years up until now have dragged. And felt a little dull. But with him in my life.. I know it sounds super gross and sickly-sweet. But he really lights up my life and adds such a brightness and a sweetness that I couldn’t have imagined possible. My greatest prayer and hope for us is that we continue to be best friends. And keep being sweet and kind to each other. I always, always want to be nicest to him. Because after all, shouldn’t we be the kindest to those we love the most?
It’s been the best year of my life. Honest to Pete. And I’m thrilled to have found someone I want to love forever.
Roses are red, that much is true, but violets are purple, not fucking blue.
I have been waiting for this post all my life.
They are indeed purple, But one thing you’ve missed: The concept of “purple” Didn’t always exist.
Some cultures lack names For a color, you see. Hence good old Homer And his “wine-dark sea.”
A usage so quaint, A phrasing so old, For verses of romance Is sheer fucking gold.
So roses are red. Violets once were called blue. I’m hugely pedantic But what else is new?
My friend you’re not wrong About Homer’s wine-ey sea! Colours are a matter Of cultural contingency;
Words are in flux And meanings they drift But the word purple You’ve given short shrift.
The concept of purple, My friends, is old And refers to a pigment once precious as gold.
By crushing up molluscs From the wine-dark sea You make a dye: Imperial decree
Meant that in Rome, to wear purpura was a privilege reserved
For only the emperor!
The word ‘purple’, for clothes so fancy, Entered English By the ninth century
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Why then are voilets Not purple in song? The dye from this mollusc, known for so long
Is almost magenta; More red than blue. The concept of purple is old, and yet new.
The dye is red, So this might be true: Roses are purple And violets are blue
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While this song makes me merry, Tyrian purple dyes many a hue From magenta to berry And a true purple too.
But fun as it is to watch this poetic race The answer is staring you right in the face: Roses are red and violets are blue Because nothing fucking rhymes with purple.
Hirple - To limp or walk awkwardly
Cirple - An old Scots word for the hindquarters of a horse
“Roses are red, violets are purple,
My boner for you has caused me to hirple.”
…
My, how romantic!
DYING. I AM DYING.
Calling theshitpostcalligrapher! We need @theshitpostcalligrapher
@kiranovember u better buy this as a commission lmao
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