Connie

aroace clown ufologist, turning water into spacebags with lowlifes and anarchists

[20thcenturyb0y]

i miss when summers were normal and not literal hell

[constanceiscuter]

yeah

[creekfiend]

gender essentialism is soooo funny bc it's like "this is what women are like" and you're like "I've met women and many of them, if not the majority, have not been like that" and it's like "well women SHOULD be like that" and you're like "why should women be like that" and its like "because that's what women are like"

[animperfectangelsblog]

[seagullgal]

horny straight women be like I want to lick his abs lol

horny straight men be like I want to tie her up in my basement and torture her. I am completely normal and we should all accept this as a usual occurrance

[crystalbeastsquidney]

Halloween at the x mansion but it’s just everyone wearing starfleet uniforms. Charles does Not think it’s funny.

Bonus:

[mapofyourstars]

Magneto was Right, X-Men: The Last Stand

[thedarktowerdames]

[stealingpotatoes]

tommy and billy deserve to find out abt their grandpa's 60 year gay situationship/relationship/divorce. as a treat

(commission info // tip jar!)

[nouriyx]

photobooth with mariana & her boys

[warcriminalsupreme]

I know this pretty rave girl...

[someguyiguess-deactivated202511]

spiders have got to figure out contracting I need to be able to call my local spiders union and be like "hey can you send a guy out for a few days the fruit flies are back" and then pay it in spider currency. I'll learn the conversion rates. I'll be generous with my rounding. please.

[stevejobsbuysasamsung]

[homosexfag-moved-deactivated202]

[snowflakeeel]

- @jistring

[wizzardbaby]

PUT YOUR HAND IN THAT CRACK

AND YOU WONT GET IT BACK

[chickenwhite]

WHEEEEN THE JAWS OPEN WIDE

AND THERE’S MORE JAWS INSIDE

[your-mouths-a-constellation]

WHEN IT SWIMS ON A REEF

AND HAS TWO SETS OF TEETH

[lennythereviewer]

WHEN IT JUMPS FROM THE MUCK

AND YOU SCREAM “WHAT THE FUCK!?”

[izhunny]

I. I didn’t know I needed this.

[infinitemachine]

Everyone, this is it. My favorite pun. Right here.

[sassycolortheorist101-blog]

some fucking resources for all ur writing fuckin needs

* body language masterlist

* a translator that doesn’t eat ass like google translate does

* a reverse dictionary for when ur brain freezes

* 550 words to say instead of fuckin said

* 638 character traits for when ur brain freezes again

* some more body language help

(hope this helps some ppl)

[lady-marigold-deactivated201905]

This saves my life

[javiersbluejacket-deactivated20]

This is the writers bible

[official-lucifers-child]

THANK YOU

[raccooninapartyhat]

literally every sleep advice pamphlet and website: don’t do things before bedtime! no reading! no video games! don’t watch tv! nothing stimulating at all within two hours of going to bed! :)

me, an adhd: you fools. you buffoons. i can’t even manage one minute without stimulation. i will die before following this advice and that is a threat

[trekbedtimestories]

1974 Star Trek Convention

[constanceiscuter]

George Takei having the time of his life

[anthonyperkins-moved-blog]