twilight, again.

chloe ; twilight, game of thrones, harry potter, parks and rec, and fallout 4 ; prefered pronouns are she/her

[gameofthronesdaily]

Lady Sansa

[landonmikaelson]

[whomst]

Every horse movie

Sarah aynn: “no one understands me I hate you Mom for making us move out here in the middle of no where there’s not even cute boys” *runs away and finds mysterious farm* Old man wilkinson: “this right here lil lady is a hourisey if yer can tame t it’s yoires if not it’s goin back to the horse factory” Sarsjh: *walks up to horse and starts to pet its nose* “see girl? You and me aren’t so different after all” Old man wonka: “why I don’t believe it she done tamed ol’ misery I reckon she ought to sign her up for the horuse show and save the farm” *cut scene of Sarah sneaking out the house to ride her horse everyday until her mom finds out* Mom: “young lady you are GROUNDED!!!! You are not allowed to compete in the horse show” Staryah: “no Mom please” *runs away and almost gets hit by car but then the horse pushes the car out the way" Mom: “fucjkfidnb maybe that’s a good horse after all”

[keepingupwiththecullens]

Why does everyone always listen to Alice when her visions are always changing anyway?

[denzelle]

for some reason i definitely thought this was going to be one of those fuckin… infinite chocolate things. or like, some really weird trick involved. literally it’s just “put the tomatoes in some dirt and they grow into MORE TOMATOES 😱” which like… yea… that IS how plants work but i don’t know if it’s a life hack

[denzelle]

THIS #LIFEHACK IS TOO POWERFUL YOU WILL LITERALLY GET AN ENDLESS SUPPLY

[motorizedmycologist]

grocery stores hate him! local man discovers gardening

[hilarioushumorfromouterspace]

[kellythepitiablefangirl]

Cullen family portrait in 2016 b/w + color

[c3po]

ratatouille the ultimate puppet master when u think about it.. frightening how a single rat holds that much power

[targuzzler-deactivated20180224]

My god…

[ombrophobia]

So awkward.

I walked past a cemetery when I was walking home and like… I’m alive so… yea.

[jesusduggar]

It was so awkward when I was walking home because I walked past a nursing home and like….I’m not old so….yea

[abhortion-deactivated20131214]

It was so awkward when I was walking home because I walked past a river and like….I’m not a fish so….yea

[demisnowflake-deactivated201408]

It was so awkward when I was walking home because I walked past a car dealership and like….I’m not an automobile so….yea

[katherinearandez]

It was so awkward when I was walking home because I was walking over the sewer the whole time and like….I’m not a piece of shit….yea

[popularhistorian]

It was so awkward when I was walking home because I walked past an atheist and like…I’m a church so… yea

[crvshstripped]

wait what

[asmrosa-deactivated20170831]

tfw your friends dont treasure your friendship with them as much as you do

[goblinsofthegalaxy-deactivated2]

Skyrim: While exploring you find yourself standing next to a circle of burnt ground with a burnt corpse in the middle and a spell tomb of fire cloak next to them, indicating this person had tried the spell and accidently burned themself alive. An entire story just waiting for you to notice.

Fallout 4: Here’s a fucking teddy bear in a toilet with sunglasses and a pack of smokes. Fuck you.

[nflstreet-deactivated20180710]

this is probably the best youtube intro ever

[ladvsgaga]

[swiftius89]

RED Throwback: Favorite Song: Red

“Remembering him comes in flashbacks and echoes…”

[dailylilycollins]

lily collins for instyle magazine 2017 march issue

[julietcapulct]

vampire month / (1/5) favourite vampires:

But we’ll always be this… Frozen… Never moving forward. That’s what I miss the most. Possibilities.

[weavemama]

GAGA’S HALFTIME SHOW TAKING ME BACK TO 2008-2009