Just a sleepy cursed writer

Meowdy! I'm Vicarious, Vye for short, a demi writer/physics student. I specialise in romance, fantasy, mystery and cosmic horror and I create worlds and people. I also sing (adequately), draw (poorly), VA (passably) and animate (infrequently). Despite everything I'm still Vicarious.

[lady-of-vitreous-sight]

I mostly took the corruptor of all that's good feat so angels wouldn't know to avoid me but I'm learning that birdgirls really really like my advanced knowledge of how to touch wings intimately and frankly it's almost getting to be a problem the degree to which they flock to me.

[catgirl-kaiju]

Has anyone else noticed recently that when you press the 🅐 Button while in the air you can hardly find the strength to do a Double Jump anymore? Go ahead and try if you want, but it won't work.

[catgirl-kaiju]

Nothing's been the same since she... fuck... I'm sorry... since she... since she left this world. If only I'd remembered that holding and releasing the 🅑 Button would've allowed me perform a powerful Spin Attack. If I hadn't forgotten, she might still be here today. Shit... fuck... I can't handle this anymore, I'm sorry.

[catgirl-kaiju]

There's a Save Point over there. They say if you stand on it and press 🅧 you can save your game. But can any of us really be saved? I don't think so. Not after everything we've done.

[catgirl-kaiju]

Press the 🅜 Button to undo the damage from this War. Oh? There's no 🅜 Button on your Controller? Funny that.

[txttletale]

reminder for anyone who's been frustrated that Screamer-Killer 6e's official character sheet has been in legal limbo since 2007¹, we at the HORIZON MACHINE acquired the rights last year at a bankruptcy auction for systems bitch magazine and have made it available in pdf form here

¹yes, i know most of us Screamheads have just been using the lunar play reminder foglio, but that adds so much extra bookkeeping and it's not backwards compatible

[witchofanguish]

i've been rotating the "bridal dress creepshot mail" hook in my head for a while now. i know you said "capeshit/time travel/precog" but i've been laughing really hard thinking about mundane explanations… girl who sucks ass at using photoshop × girl who can't tell a doctored photo from a discount plum yuri

I laughed to myself after when I realized it could technically be totally mundane. I was thinking it was some weird effect in a capeshit magical girl universe.

[aokozaki]

We kinda assumed creepy voyeur third party match-maker. Like, someone trying to recreate a soulmates red string of fate AU in real life, leading to existential introspective questions when it turns out the two girl-strangers are actually a good match for eachother.

[← yuri requires existential introspective navel-gazing]

[aokozaki]

Like they see each other at a party and their eyes meet and they both gasp: T-that girl!

...but it's because they both got the same doctored marriage photo in the mail.

[eta-reduction]

a heartwarming yuri about two girls' meet-cute, their slow-burn of becoming friends as they learn the ins and outs of printer steganography, and their subsequent quest to beat the shit out of the weirdo who sent them those photos. no respect for privacy these days.

[witchofanguish]

can they at least still be capeshit magical girls...?

[backsack]

here comes the airplane

[hometoursandotherstuff]

https://www.bbc.com/news/articles/cwydx34kzlvo

[runcibility]

"Vanderhorst had been under the influence of MDMA and three litres of vodka she had consumed on the night of the offence last September, her lawyer Michael Hill told the court."

three. liters.

[anais-ninja-bitch]

i support women's wrongs

[homoqueerjewhobbit]

[markovchaingang]

i can't believe there's really people on this website saying that women shouldn't be allowed to genetically engineer a mutant race of crab-human hybrids. this is literally feminism 101 people. y'all have GOT to get more woke

[lumenessent]

happy pride month

[mawofthemagnetar]

What do you mean “chat” is now referring to ChatGPT and not twitch chat? What? What? What the fuck? No?

When I address chat I am speaking to a presumed Greek chorus of real human people shitposting on their lunch break, not a machine that devours lakes to covert electricity into slop.

[comrade-ashenov]

Cat and bunny

[devilcat3d]

i love when the bocchi girls develop cat ears on their head that pop out for a second during a bit. i should be allowed to do that

^ like this

[cupidswoe]

Love bites

[bridgekc]

jounoichi… or joan?!!!

puppyshipping but yuri ^

and a little pre-yugi delinquent joey

[luntfontanne]

haven't watched this yet but damn this screencap is really gonna get some mileage on here huh

[maxidango]

this is something of an epilogue to slaughterhouse, but you don't really need any context. also added this to the kofi post and globalcomix. thanks for reading👻

[spicymancer]

Good Girl feat. Actiranger Pink

Tumblr didn't like other two panels, but this one kinda stands on its own so let's try the repost.

[monsterpotion]

another underappreciated tumblr feature that you dont get on other sites is the queue. i love it when something i thought was funny six months ago and then forgot about a week later crawlts its way out of the processing vortex and i get to see it all over again.

[monsterpotion]

you should queue this post it would be funny and grant me immortality

[monsterpotion]

you motherfuckers put me in the processing vortex

[monsterpotion]

THE TIME LOOP

[monsterpotion]

happy time loop thursday everyone