[lonestatus]

it's so foggy out on the road i can't make out (makeout?! 😳😏😳🥺⁉️❤️❣️?💗💓💕💞💖💛💚💖💛💝💋?) a thing 10 feet infront of me

[lonestatus]

[fluorescentbrains]

citationless behavior

[carlyraejepsans]

[unclefather]

I’m not even sorry for party rocking. I don’t even care anymore

[weepingchoir]

Every time some fash posts about Real Art vs Duchamp's Fountain it's like lol that urinal has been kicking your ass for a hundred years

[weepingchoir]

Marcel Duchamp kicked the bucket 55 slutty, slutty years ago and you can't get him out of your head. You're half as old as he is dead and you are worshiping at his altar, you are drinking his piss. He won.

[catcrumb]

[nyancrimew]

im girljoking and being girlfunny and having a girllaugh also

[vee-not-afraid]

why so girlserious? - the girljoker

[dont-know-where]

It's girlalright op just girlknow that we all girlsupport you.

[lonestatus]

it's so foggy out on the road i can't make out (makeout?! 😳😏😳🥺⁉️❤️❣️?💗💓💕💞💖💛💚💖💛💝💋?) a thing 10 feet infront of me

[lonestatus]

[cwnerd12]

shit man this got me emotional

[mckitterick]

left: the Nebra sky disc, circa 1600 BCE, showing the Moon, Sun, and stars in gold on copper - the oldest depiction of the cosmos in the world

right: the Webb Space Telescope, July 2022, revealing thousands of baby galaxies forming in the early days of the universe - humankind’s deepest look into the sky

[thirdtimecharmed]

[crabapplepectin]

ppl in the age of cell phones: fucking up their necks

ppl in the age of books: fucking up their necks

ppl in the age of textile art: fucking up their necks

ppl in the age of picking lice: fucking up their necks

ppl in the age of cooking: fucking up their necks

[crabapplepectin]

in the age of keyboards: carpel tunnel

in the age of writing by hand: carpel tunnel

in the age of squeezing water out of wet clothes after cleaning them by hand: carpel tunnel

in the age of using hand-sized stone tools: carpel tunnel

[notyourplayground]

#besties i am starting to think the human skeletal system might just be trash (via @cicerfics)

you are not wrong bestie

[damazcuz]

Certain words can change your brain forever and ever so you do have to be very careful about it.

[lilaeleaf]

Some poor suffering gobs!!

[milfsisyphus]

is anyone else on this hill or is it just me and sisyphus and kate bush?

[le-sansnom]

[seventeengoingunder]

bored (ignoring a ridiculous amount of tasks)

[tyanis]

Kinda feel like there's some untapped meme/reaction image potential from old horror movie trailers...

[blackvelvetofnight]

I love women so much but there is no more sisyphean task than trying to get a group of women to all agree to go somewhere they already want to go to and then all be ready to leave at the same time

[blackvelvetofnight]

[5 of 7 of your party are ready to go to Beverages]

[remaining party members are: looking for an Object not required for this journey] [lost in the Labyrinth of Madness]

[fairycosmos]

alcohol being toxic to humans is sooooo funny. lets put this poison in a fun little cocktail and listen to music and feel sexy and free

[louisegluckpdf]

LOVEEE when i’m in the kitchen while someone else is cooking and they say “could you give that a stir for me?” brother. i would be HONORED to give that a stir for you