The Hum Goes On Forever

Adam • New York City • Professional gay idiot

[borgevino]

so fucking stupid that meds literally work. "swallow this pebble it makes you think" hateful

[jacobsagoose]

Men show me your hairy chests now please

[decomposedmaw]

Chillin’ on the Bridge

[foreskinniest]

the masculine urge to suck on a fat cock till your jaw hurts

[segamascott]

[dankxsinatra]

[dankxsinatra]

[starwarsfangirl]

[swarnpert]

You’re telling me, a banana nut in this muffin?

[triforce-princess]

[triforce-princess]

[daveinthemountains]

Playful neighbors

[feraligatr]

She got half the Pokédex in the divorce

[segamascott]

[ireneakihabara-deactivated20250]

im saying this everyday

[proteinmom]

task manager kill this man

[creepycrag]

me: uh oh! if i fail to block any more of these spells, the evil wizard will take over my mind and make me suck him off!!! i need to be careful, i can feel it working already...

the evil wizard trying to blow my head off with lightning bolts: that's not what I'm trying to do

[venom-princess-deactivated20250]

[apostura]

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you need to be slow maxxing. you need to be reading long, fat books. you need to be making 48 chocolate chip cookies. you need to spend hours watching wild life. you need to spend 15 minutes making coffee. you need to breathe in and out. you need to be slowwwwwww

[blignick]