Ramblings

jacob | he/him | 🏳️‍🌈 | 24 OR->ND->MN->TN If you know me irl leave probably

[east-coaster]

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[slothful-rabbit]

I laughed so fucking hard at this

[paint-lady]

[cpericardium]

[deadrosencrantz]

the original sin and the four horsemen

[beholdingslut]

in absolute tears about the pride module at my work

[dikdikpronouncedxylophone]

[bigfoots-biggest-fan]

HOLY SHIT GUYS, I WAS INSPIRED BY THIS POST TO TRY MAKE THE SONG AND YOU WOULD NOT BELIEVE THE SCREAM I SCRUMPT WHEN I DRAGGED THE TRAINING AUDIO OVER THE BACKING TRACK AND IT LINED UP PERFECTLY

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Tempted to actually put this on spotify so I can secretly stream it at work...

Tagging @batshit-auspol because as an Australian you're the only big account I know who might share (sorry).

[punkrorschach]

happy first day of pride everyone

[onecells]

Daniel Sloss SAID IT THANK YOU DANIEL SLOSS

[shy-retiring-oxford-chaps]

Reblogging again now that Russell Brand's ugly mug is back in the news to remind everyone that in the 2023 Times expose on his abusive behaviour, Daniel Sloss was the only male comedian willing to be named and quoted like "yeah that dude's a scumbag and women have been warning each other about him for years."

[lizzylolz]

scroll back up and watch this video. 🫵

SO fucking important.

[dumnslut]

[vfeioa]

[skinreflectsthesun]

[wifegideonnav]

“bits to use in everyday conversations”

[dailymarvelheroes]

get you a man who can do both

[nitramaraho]

one of my patients came in for an emergency visit, because she snapped the wire on her retainer watching the movie when MBJ took his shirt off she clenched her teeth so fucking hard she snapped it. that is the fucking funniest shit ever to me this tiny 17 year old girl thirsting so goddamn hard she busted steel

[crystalitesummerstar]

Y'all, it gets better. She found out.

[buzzfeed]

We interviewed her, obviously.

[buzzfeed]

update:

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[blvckgeezus]

Such a developing story.

[pastdueeverything]

I love this story

[athenadcvell]

This was a wild ride from start to finish

[gambit-of-a-small-rabbit-deacti]

I know I say this a lot, But this is one of the best things on this website

[nitramaraho]

Sophia is currently doing great in college, and I still get about one kid a month in the office who asked if this really happened.

[demigoddessqueens]

I found it!! The original post!!

[urcadelimabean]

HAS SHE SEEN SINNERS

[madenthusiasms]

Preferably when she wasn’t wearing the retainer.

[nature-travel-photography]

The Angel Oak, South Carolina - Author: Dirtiegirll

[the-dice-nest]

new cubes new cubes new cubes

Went to our local annual gem and mineral show and picked up a few new cubes for the collection! I also picked up a anxiety riddled crab carving to go with my nervous lobster desk advisor, Wonky.

Sorry I haven't been around! I just didn't feel like it lol

[str8-for-pay]

32 Faces You’ll Recognize If You’ve Ever Had Anal Sex With A Penis

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[tanookitoes]

i want a public execution of the writer of this abhorent defience of god

[moonsofmoons]

This, was a journey.

[definitelynot-youraverage-brit]

Oh. My. God.

What have I just read????

[madeinthotland]

I mean…he is not wrong thought

[jacobsagoose]

I forgot to post this king snake I caught a few weeks ago hiking - as you can see I’m very excited

[takanashiia]

REBLOG IF I CAN MESSAGE YOU 'HEY' AND START A FRIENDSHIP.

[wnderfullyspindly]

always gonna re-reblog

[thickness-protection-program]

One of my dude coworkers was like "we should both quit and start an onlyfans." We??

[dustinyschild]

Daily reminder

[otter-b-a-bear]

Yes, we will all be okay. We will get through this together.

[amethycc]