Oops You Steped In A Pile Of My Blog

Hi, I'm DJ and this is my replacement for Twitter lol. I think I might try posting some of the essays I’ve written here. I sure hope I remember how this Tumblr thing works!

[yamujiburo]

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[All comics in order here]

[sitoric]

she's just a girl and she's on fiiireeee

[aviancali]

Karlach ⚔️❤️‍🔥🔥

[latenightowl]

[blacksalander]

Karlach

[rslashrats]

[simonalkenmayer]

The little directional nose and skinny legs get me. What a horrifying little charmer. I like him well.

[gumi-megpoidd]

Waow taht is a creachur

[thatqueerchoirkid]

that is one of the most animals

[wolfwoodbignaturals]

well that certainly is a Thing

[crying-piglin]

Well, It's That

[demonic-mnemonic]

If I saw one of these in a sci-fi or fantasy movie I would just accept them as a made up part of the fantasy without question. The possibility of them being a real thing would never even enter my head

[roach-works]

good news! it's real and it's a black and rufous elephant shrew and it's god's gift to your dashboard

[little-tunny]

First and last time Soup filled another with the fear of god...

[pepprexx]

I just wanna share this because I played almost 30 hours of the game like this and It just keeps getting worse and worse

I did the horrible mistake of naming the MC “Da Joker Baby” and I think this lead to to some of the dumbest fucking screenshots I have from the game

This is absolutely terrible

[arctic-blade]

疯车车 on Twitter: “🤠 https://t.co/O3KBuTDbc3” / Twitter

[gingersnapwolves]

Y’ALL. We have one of those cling film covers in our bathroom window for privacy and in the afternoon when the sun hits it just right, it makes rainbows, right? And today my wife sends me the best pic she’s ever taken:

[vaporsnake]

they should rewrite the bible so that jesus would be a hot 5'2 girl with a creampie fetish from missouri

[vaporsnake]

would you prefer if she had a different fetish tumblr user nutsacktorturer

[tomb-of-mar]

Them

[lastoneout]

friendly reminder for the new twitter refugees:

change your icon/pfp and put something coherent in your blog description or you're going to get blocked bcs people think you're a bot

this site is built around reblogs, so please actually reblog posts(especially art and fics!!)

you can set your likes and follows to private

checkmarks here are a meme and mean nothing

follower counts are private and we like it that way, so get used to not judging people by that metric

drama and discourse is boring, use your blacklist and block button liberally

DON'T CENSOR YOURSELF!! we can swear and say kill and make fun of corporations all we want, and if you tiktok-ify your tags people who have things blacklisted for whatever reason will still see them, and people who want to see that content won't be able to find it!! spell words out normally, you won't get in trouble!!

tumblr live is sketchy as hell and full of fake accounts, if you decide to use it anyway may god have mercy on your soul o7

be nice to the reddit refugees, they're our friends <3

[xffogx]

Damn, bitch. You live like this?

[seriousjones]

why are people so impressed with kangaroo pouches? oh wow, an animal has a built-in place to store things. you ever heard of a butthole

[tripsygnoxtalgic]

[unexplained-events]

The Kelpie

Kelpies are mytholigical creatures from Scottish folklore, that trick people into riding them and then drown them.

SOURCE

[thepegosaurus]

The Trouble With Centaurs:  So you know how colts can run almost right away after they’re born, but babies can’t even hold their own heads up for a long time? Yeaaaaah….

[kathetia]

i laughed so hard that i snorted and scared my pup

[mancydrew]

WELCOME TO THE MONSTER FACTORY

THE FINAL PAM - EPISODE ONE

i do this. this is final pam. you remember how your backyard barbeque go, the smiths. pretty good it doesn’t seem. ha ha. i tell little joke. next time, you invite pam.

[thearkoftaujeer-remade]

why does this fucking monster factory joke aesthetic have a more bold and innovative layout style than any edit ive seen in any other fandom