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roma★
occasionally subtle
he wasn't even looking at me and he found me
"I'm Dorothy Gale from Kansas"
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we're not kids anymore.
Claire Keane
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Jules of Nature
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PUT YOUR BEARD IN MY MOUTH
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Origami Around
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Give a man a mask, and he'll show the world who he truly is. Teach a man to mask, and nobody can tell he's autistic until he has a breakdown.
give a man half a mask, and he'll stalk the sewers of paris for 20 years or something then attack a fancy ball i think I wasn't paying attention
I WANT MARRIAGE EQUALITY NOW
SURE, I CAN LEGALLY MARRY MY WIFE RIGHT NOW, BUT IN DOING SO BOTH OF US WILL HAVE OUR DISABILITY BENEFITS CUT AND WE WILL THEN BE STRUGGLING FINANCIALLY.
THAT IS MARRIAGE INEQUALITY
WE, AS DISABLED PEOPLE, ARE PREVENTED FROM BEING MARRIED OR WE WILL BE FUCKED FINANCIALLY
I WANT TO MARRY MY WIFE
THIS IS UNFAIR
not every mutual fits neatly into an archetypal medievalism but there are some mutuals that im like yeah addressing you as “my liege” would come strangely naturally
what mutual is prev
my liege lord
my loyal knight
my wise wizard
my evil advisor
my brother in arms
my lady muse
my wild mermaid friend
my fellow alchemist
my dashing rapscallion
my monstrous foe
Be not afraid! For this Witch Hat Monday I bring you the most blursed creature of all, Biblically Accurate Brushbuddy 👁️👁️👁️👁️👁️
losing my mind over ORV a bit tonight. thinking about a lot of character dynamics but one in particular I love is Jung Heewon and Uriel.
Uriel is a constellation, an archangel renowned for her battle prowess, a being ancient and both part and witness to incomprehensible horrors and violence, and yet is still a cheerful and uninhibited ray of sunshine fujoshi goober who follows her heart and never has a hidden agenda for helping the Company (well, besidea maybe shipping).
Jung Heewon, meanwhile, is a woman destined to be forgotten by the narrative, a one-off character fridged in the opening chapters to show how far and how quickly humanity has fallen. In the third turn, she is saved by Kim Dokja—and she quickly becomes, despite her destiny-as-written, one of the most consistently powerful Company members KDJ relies on for the rest of the story. And it's not a free ride—she is the last of the companions to accept a sponsor, and trains relentlessly to forge herself into a weapon so that she can repay her savior and enact the justice that she was previously denied.
And Uriel loves Kim Dokja, as a fan loves their idol, and Heewon loves Kim Dokja, as a retainer-weapon-dog loves their master, and Heewon *also* loves Uriel, as a weird awkward sister who also loves the person she treasures above all others (and Uriel is. ohgodwhatdoIdowithher, she doesn't do incarnations, Heewon is so cool and also SO taken in every conceivable way, where does a sponsor even fit for her)
So you have this princess of Eden, this rough-around-the-edges but always cheerful and straightforward angel, and her knight, a weapon who had only ever chosen two masters, and both of them serving the same wielder who will use them both mercilessly in his pursuit of saving the world...
anyway I have feelings about them, orv good
What’s the female equivalent of a maid uniform? Business suit?
butler uniform, presumably
Nah, neither one. The idea of the maid uniform is to look like someone who does stereotypically feminine household tasks as a personal service. The male equivalent would be someone who does stereotypically masculine household tasks as a personal service. Someone you could expect to put up some shelves, move furniture, or clean out the garage -- handyman kind of stuff. So the uniform would be the Brawny Man, basically.
Reblog to give a trans person a fresh and perfectly ripe mango wait huh
It's the wikipedia image??? How big could it be
What
Huh???
can see the pores on that thang
Reblog to give a trans person a shockingly high resolution mango
listen i consider myself an empathic person but after a certain point i get sick of other people’s problems. my friend is always talking about how the jewel-eyed skull on their mantlepiece is tormenting them w its sinister beauty and im over it. like dude i don’t want to talk about this anymore. get rid of the fucking skull
you’ are biased against my skull
i’m not having this argument again man
this isn't pilgrim times and we're all sick of your shit.
THE TURKEYS HAVE UNIONIZED THIS IS NOT A DRILL
the lesbian computer from portal was right. given the circumstances ive been shockingly nice
insane like/reblog parity on this post btw
Tumblr Sexy Women Contest 2026 Semi-finals
Miss Piggy (The Muppets)
Morticia Addams (The Addams Family)
#OH NO OH GOD#I FEEL LIKE THE TROJAN WAR IS ABOUT TO START
…I want to just draw a fashion zine of just Miss Piggy, oh my god. she is so underrated and underutilized, where is my succession-like muppets satire thing LOL I want it so bad. let me do it disney call me pls
EDIT FOR JAN 2025: I’M MAKING A ZINE OF MISS PIGGY FASHIONS. It is happening, I have heard your comments. Please stay tuned to my instagram for updates!! Here’s a preview:
thank you for like, a bajillion notes!!!
ugh sorry guys, I got a job literally right after posting this and it’s been insanely busy, forgive me…. I’m gonna post what I was gonna put in the zine here, no need to pay or anything (but if you like I have a kofi, I’d hugely appreesh hehe)
sorry to string you guys along for I guess a whole damn year, hahahah
hey everyone its april fools. but dont worry i dont have anything planned. just going to sit here and...
I LIED !!!! GET PRANKED
POST BELOW ME GET FUCKING WET
you're not allowed to bring wireless devices into classified areas and a security guy noticed a square phone-ish shape in my pocket so he asked me to show him what it was and i had to show him my can of pocket herring :/
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