good evening!

i’m kite !! nice to meet you :^) (22, she/they)

[kingfucko]

i dont care if monday sucks... tuesday cost me sixty bucks... wednesday thursday give no fucks. it's friday im a duck

[caffedorzo]

[my-dailydreams]

[lukewarmtomatosoup]

gar field? that’s not where they’re supposed to be

[encryptidarchivist]

ah,,, but they are such gentle beasts,,,

[lukewarmtomatosoup]

oh wow… how serene…

[alphabetizing-posts]

ah,,, are beasts,,, but gentle how oh serene… such wow…

[important-animal-images]

[thenookienostradamus]

oh siddhartha gautama, called Buddha, we're really in it now

[dragon-in-a-fez]

"can you explain this large gap in your resume?"

yeah I tried to move an image in Word

[vetchtibbles]

stop reblogging james and the giant pronoun

[vetchtibbles]

james and the giant pronoun

[currentlycryingaboutlancelot]

thinking about when my friend found a book from the 70s in a church office with truly some of the most insane prayers I have ever heard

[lasrina]

oh this was about someone specific

[homoquartz]

squidward hospitalized for covid and they put him in the squid ward. the nurse is always coming at him, she’s always moving squidward. he can’t escape the room, they got a witch to put up a squid ward. he belongs to the hospital now, they’re calling him their squid ward.

[konoko]

[thysannia]

[sikoi]

me looking up the definition of a word i totally know the meaning of i just have to make sure it didn’t change for some reason or i made it up

[ouroborosorder]

the girl who is comfy in bed yearns to be On The Computer. The girl who is On The Computer yearns to be comfy in bed. Thus does desire become the root of all suffering

[dogpuppy]

[fagstaynight]

The biggest reason 9/11 did not happen in brazil is because big jesus would have catched the plane and destroy the terorist. Second big reason is tjat world trade center wads not i nbrasil

[ugotme-g-u-i-l-t-y]

[aropride]

[energyprison]

Notice there hasnt been a wednesday this year

[brawltogethernow]

Suspicious.

[datasoong47]

Six days and still no Wednesday. I think it's safe to conclude that there will be no more Wednesdays ever