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juanulove

this video does more in 10 seconds than your fave’s entire filmography

r3m-r3m-kyuun

For everyone who’s confused

minisqwish

I feel like im watching a wedding ceremony from a country i didnt know existed. Like, I have no idea how all this stuff is important but good for you?????

amateur

non-newtoniangenderfluid

Fuck you I’ll reblog it cuz it’s an elephant strawberry I need no other reason

kindlydoakirb-deactivated202106

It’s an elephant strawberry. That’s already magical enough.

exalt-magolor

*elephant sound*

soniciscool1999

Wut the hell.

wowdeathwouldbenice

guys did you hear that elephant noise

mysharona1987

awkwardtimelady

i have reblogged this twice already and every single time i cry laughing

notedchampagne

which one?

dilfosaur

TUMBLR MOBILE IS HORRIBLE AS USUAL AND ATE MY CAPTION SO

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missmysteriousm

Gloria deals with the scary Russian squatters.

veenia

Rock Lee Removing His Weights

catchymemes

excellentbitch

isn’t that the neck tattoo guy

excellentbitch

caribetidalwave-deactivated2019

This guy needs to slow down 😂😂😂

tybalt-you-saucy-boi

THAT’S WHERE I RECOGNIZED HIM FROM

silverstrike

But how could you leave out this masterpiece???

cryol

I love him

paper-mario-wiki

zombiebrainsoup

bettydraperlookingpissed

goldkat-g0negrey-deactivated201

reblog the Don Draper of getting a job he’s unqualified for and you’ll have 10 years of getting jobs you’re unqualified for

starlingsongs-deactivated201608

Knowing that trans women of color started the movement in the united states and were literally immediately erased and excluded from what they started is the most deeply jading knowledge.

It is the original sin of the so-called queer community and it damns it from the cradle.

starlingsongs-deactivated201608

no white gay boy will ever reblog this, watch:

lesbian-mimikyu

no white gay will reblog this

queerfemme

no white lgb person will reblog this

lgbtqkidsrock

Without Stonewall, without the efforts of Marsha P. Johnson and Sylvia Rivera, the LGBTQ Community wouldn’t be where it is today. Don’t forget the roots, don’t forget the catalyst.

cyberlesbiab-deactivated2021052

and then TERFs wanna be like, “hmm well the LGBT community existed before Stonewall!”

but like…Becky, of course LGBTQ+ people existed before Stonewall. We’ve all existed since the beginning of time. But the movement got a shock to its senses, a jump-start, a rocket-into-space when that glass shattered via Marsha P. Johnson, and when Sylvia Rivera was up on-stage protesting guess who was on the sidelines heckling her?

The same fuckers who won’t ever reblog or acknowledge this

hustlerose

why are the homestuck kids so recognizable in all fan art. there’s a million ways to draw each one but you fucking know jade harley when you see her

manicpixiedickgirl

parental instinct

nyctosaurid

if you don’t know the difference between a hare and a rabbit you’ve never gazed into the cold wild eyes of a hare and known that if it could speak it would speak backwards

gallusrostromegalus

Jack Rabbits are North American Hares and they’re the WORST to encounter at night becuase:

You all know how big a rabbit is. Jack Rabbits and hares are much bigger. they’re the size of large cats or small dogs or just-walking-age children.

They also like to hang out in gangs of a hlf dozen to over 30.

and in the middle of backcountry dirt roads.

perhaps they’re dustbathing

or blood sacrifce

I don’t know because when you come up the road at night because your dog has a tiny bladder and needs to go out at midnight and you have no yard so you’re walking him on the dirt road around your neighborhod because you might aw well get some stargazing in, and you come just over the ridge to see a coven of twenty jackrabbits in the middle of the road

and

they

all

stand

up

not just onto all fours like a proper prey animal

No they get up on thier hind legs and don’t just sit but STAND like tiny rabbit-skinned toddlers, wobbing slightly as they stare directly at you eyes shining in your flashlight’s glow

…Blood Red.

And a chill goes through you on that warm july night because while they’re a puntable size and allegedly herbivores they’re standing and watching you just like people and you are vastly outnumbered.

everyone freezes

you’re considering your odds aganst roughly 200lbs of Suspiciously Humanoid Hare

and they’re considering their odds against you

the only sound in the never-ending high desert wind

somewhere in your peripheral vision you can see the streetlights but they seem awfully far away

The nearest Jack Rabbit

Blinks

and takes a single shuffling step

forward

You area an overdevloped monkey and your prefrontal cortex is capable of some amazing feats but it runs very slowly compared to the reflexes of a rabbit and you’re frozen as you desperately scramble for the appropriate course of action, hands feeling thick and useless, mouth dry and feet imeasurably heavy there’s no way you’d outrun THESE, god there’s a rabies outbreak going around that shit’s not curable-

The Dog

L U N G E S

It’s only the briefest of movements but the animal you’d picked out for his gangly legs and floppy ears and goofy smile is suddenly a dark shape of muscle and teeth and had flung himself at the horrible goblin rabbits faster than mere physics should dictate, appearing in the circle of the flashlight for only the briefest of moments before the jolt from the leash makes you stumble and the light falters

The Jack Rabbits

Scatter

Vanishing into the faintly starlit sagebrush in as so many faint gray shapes that might be mistaken for the dustclouds they kick up

Later, you sit on the couch disquieted

and you wonder

If the sight of the Jack Rabbits standing and studying you was frightening enough to make you yearn for the safety of the yellowed streetlights

what must it be like from thier end?

what terrifying creature

deliberately ties itself

to something so horrible

As a Dog?

biomechanical-magitech

@gallusrostromegalus that last bit gave me such a strong mental image I absolutely had to draw it

gallusrostromegalus

WELL HOLY SHIT.

CONGRATULATE, THAT’S EXACTLY WHAT I WAS GOING FOR.

is it ok if I print it out and stick it on the fridge?

theprojectava

I… Couldn’t NOT do this.

teathattast

sound: [ON]

midiport

here’s the caption from twitter

crokuta

i have rude bitch disorder and it makes me say things like this

sludgebf

there is something so comforting to me as a dilettante storyteller about eddie being a good-hearted dumbass with no impulse control. like theres no foreign thought processes that i have to try and simulate if i want to write his response to a problem. if eddie sees his friend in a glass case, if eddie finds out the guy hes gonna interview is dealing with wrongful death suits, if theres an alien about to get in a spaceship and go tell his people that humans are edible, the thought process is uniformly I FIX THIS NOW WITH MY TWO BARE HANDS. absolutely no consequences, all that exists in that moment is him and the crisis

sludgebf

but, you say. things are different now. eddie stands between venom’s predatory urges and all the rest of the planet, he has to be the reasonable one now. and i say yes. if venom wants to consume every person standing in front of them at the in n out then eddie says no dude we have to wait.

but now this is the baseline. eddie is fielding requests for living flesh at any given mealtime and he is so responsible for not procuring any. he is the rational one in the relationship now and HIS decisions are the good decisions now. eddie says to venom hey instead of eating this guy responsible for workers rights violations, we should just break into his house and steal his laptop and eat everything in his kitchen. that way we’re exercising a little more discretion and venom says I WANT TO EAT A LIVING THING THOUGH and eddie says i know baby but this is an exercise in self control

sludgebf

via @symbioteboyfriend

eddie lives his life as though one time he met a trickster spirit willing to grant him one wish so he wished that no matter what problems he encountered, he would always have a solution, and the spirit granted his wish on the condition that the solution must always make things worse

elftwink

[image text: #in the movie when eddie jumps in the lobster tank #that wasnt venoms idea. it was eddies #venoms just screaming ‘its HOT IM TOO HOT’ #eddies all frantic like ‘ok what can we do aha LOBSTER BATH’]