[siickangel]

[surrealist-lyricist]

Idfc - Blackbear

[top-lyrics]

if i could i would feel nothing // blackbear

[n-ul]

[charliekellykingoftherats]

[kingjaffejoffer]

Want to start by saying I'm not kink shaming, but it's 2018...we can stop pretending squirting is not peeing right?

Real niggas don’t care whether it’s piss or not

[kingjaffejoffer]

Want to start by saying I'm not kink shaming, but it's 2018...we can stop pretending squirting is not peeing right?

Real niggas don’t care whether it’s piss or not

[tinyslutttt-deactivated20180226]

nasty girls are the coolest

[theselockscreens]

local man ruins everything, the wonder years.

like if you save! pics are mine, words are not.

[halfbakedastrology]

The Only Thing Your Sign Does Well

Aries: destroy

Taurus: sex

Gemini: talk

Cancer: dream

Leo: cry

Virgo: ignore

Libra: sleep

Scorpio: fight

Sagittarius: hide

Capricorn: spend

Aquarius: deceive

Pisces: create

[bombshellssonly]

[sorreleater]

honestly some of y’all want a significant other so badly and can’t understand why you can’t find one, but have no sense of boundaries or healthy expectations of what a relationship is like. in a committed long-term partnership you get left on read, you wait for texts back, and you can forget about each other when you’re busy. sometimes you fall asleep without saying goodnight and sometimes you’re too caught up to text each other before 6pm. that’s how it is. thinking that you can’t be deeply, beautifully in love and still wait more than “1.75 hours” for a text back is such an unhealthy and unreasonable expectation of what love is, and you shouldn’t be in a relationship if you can’t allow the other person to exist on their own apart from you. if you’re projecting your anxieties and insecurities onto a partner who doesn’t even exist yet, then you aren’t ready for one.

[duyeo]

[swdyww-deactivated20210428]

[jennyslatesbutchgf]

RULER OF RADICAL COMPASSION…. MOOD

[notghouliegolightly]

Oracle of Divine Truth

[waitwhatsahipster]

The Seeker of Radical Pleasure

[captainsnoop-deactivated2020041]

call of duty ww2: we’re leaving out all nazi-related imagery or mentions of adolf hitler because we don’t want to politicize our game about world war 2

wolfenstein 2: we’re leaving swastikas and mentions of hitler in so that when you shove a knife in the man’s dick and drown in him a toilet full of his own piss, you know that he deserves it

[thoughtkick]

When a person tells you that you hurt them, you don’t get to decide that you didn’t.

Louis C.K. (via thoughtkick)

[foulserpent]

i call all my friends after 20 years of no contact and invite them to visit me at my house, which is a farm in the middle of nowhere. they approach the farm gates and i appear looking like this

[sneeking]

..go on…….

[foulserpent]

i lead you into the barn where i live and offer you snacks and refreshments. it’s a bowl of minnows and 3 caprisun pouches

[brightereyes]

accept the capri sun, cautiously refuse the minnows

[foulserpent]

i tell you that it’s fine, leaves more for me, but you can tell im a little hurt. we watch cutthroat kitchen in silence, i seem to be attempting to drink my caprisun through my gas mask, but im failing miserably. you say nothing.

[brightereyes]

i say nothing

[foulserpent]

at one point i go into a shed and bring out more caprisun pouches and a single triscuit for you

[brightereyes]

Thanks

[foulserpent]

youre welcome

[kurovoid]

This is the kind of friendship we all deserve.