Waldorf Salad

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H: "Man, Ragatha is so cool. I wish women were real :(" E: "You don't believe in women?"

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E: "Man, I found my new gender expression." H: "COULD HIT ON THIRTEEN YEAR OLD GIRLS???" E: "What? NO."

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H: “This tampon expired in 2014- wait, tampons expire?” E: “Yeah, it’s like with water bottles. The plastics in the packaging break down-” H: “Well, maybe I want microplastics in my vagi-” (Starts laughing) “Why do you put up with me?” E: “I don’t.”

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H: “Man, I wish I was a bug :(“ E: “You are in my eyes.” H: “I want you.”

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E: "I'm so glad I make your tics worse."

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(Referring to this scene from Arcane) H: "Y'all are really out here eating circus tents?" E: "You're not?"

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(From H's brother- in a conversation about that one episode of Bluey where her aunt had a miscarriage) “And then she eats it, because she’s a dog :D” My mom: “She did not.”

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(After watching a bit about an epileptic comedian) E: “Man, I am so glad I didn’t have any seizures.” H: “I’m not, I can imagine you saying that-” E: “What is wrong with you?”

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H: "Uranium makes people straight, you can't be gay if you're dead." E: "That's what you think. Let's ask everyone in hell."

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E: "See, this is why women don't deserve rights. You can't even cook."

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H: "Chemommy is crazy, that's what I'm gonna call my husband if he ever gets cancer."

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H: "I can't believe I became friends with Nagito Komaeda by talking about 9/11."

[cinniminisilly]

Erm actually

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Fun fact, I (H) do research and I finished my first ever research poster last night. That was fun :) (I study anthropology and my poster was on seeing what affects health outcomes in the Galapagos. Research is neat!)

[beebfreeb]

Messaging people for the first time is so hard. What am I supposed to say? Like, "You seem really odd and your blog intrigues me. Do you want to have philosophical conversations or perhaps talk about fictional characters?" What! Whatever. I will just follow you back and stare at your blog with my big beautiful brown eyes.

[scribe-cas]

Reblog if you're okay with people coming into your DMs with the "you seem really odd and your blog intrigues me, do you want to have philosophical conversations or perhaps talk about fictional characters"

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E: (Laughing at something dumb) H: (With genuine disdain) “Of course that’s what gets you to laugh. Here I thought you wanted Digital circus pregnancy. That’s what the gay people in my computer want to see.”

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H: (Tic) "Touch?" E: "Touch yourself." H: "Okay! I'll start right now :D"

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H: “You want us to dress up as furries and then kill each other? What kind of fantasies are you having???”