Waldo Butters

Polka afficionado. Medical examiner (coroner). Fidelacchius wielder. I have Faith. Image courtesy of Adam Sward @sworddraws Character created by Jim Butcher @longshotauthor Cosplay account also on the azure sky, @, bird and elephant app.

[waldobuttersdf]

Can confirm, the Blue Beetle wasn't like a tardis. More like a clown car combined with a black hole from Looney Tunes.

[biologizeable]

Hi hello I just need everyone to look at this picture of a baby Tawny Frogmouth

[anomal0caris-deactivated2017120]

smug ass marshmallow

[arcticcharr]

Cotton ball gonna F U UP.

[waldobuttersdf]

When a bird gives off stronger vibes than I do.

[leeshajoy]

A lot of the substances we think of as protection against the supernatural (e.g. salt, silver, garlic) are actually antibacterial, and would have helped stave off infections and illnesses that people once attributed to supernatural influence.

Based on this, I want to see a story where vampires are repelled by hand sanitizer.

[monsterlovinghours]

me: *withdraws a small bottle from my pocket*

vampire: foolish mortal your holy water won’t work on me

me: *reveals my bottle of Whipped Marshmallow Pumpkin scented hand sanitizer from Bath and Body Works*

vampire: oh fuck

[waldobuttersdf]

I think Thomas would simply bathe in it. This is black court soecific me thinks.

[incorrectquotesmcu]

Bob: I screw up, big time.

Bucky: Bob, given your daily life experiences, you’re gonna have to be more specific.

[waldobuttersdf]

As if our Bob would ever...

[romanceyourdemons]

saw a woman comforting her sobbing child saying “i already told you, you have to keep looking forward, looking back just gets you hurt” and i thought she was sharing a beautiful life lesson about the importance of letting go of regret and resentment. but it turns out the kid just wasn’t looking where he was going and ran into a wall

[waldobuttersdf]

Harry needs literal explanations. Because *BOOM* wall.

[waldobuttersdf]

Harry, this hat is terrible!

[machetelanding]

[waldobuttersdf]

That last one is the Tao of Harry.

[writing-prompt-s]

After bitting a Fae, the Vampire claims that she must serve him, for his bite converted her into his thrall. The Fae claims that the Vampire must serve her, for the vampire ate fae food without her permission. As none of them is willing to give up, they bring the case to you, a lawyer.

[theladyregret]

“Congratulations!”

“What?” They both ask, confused.

“On your new marriage!”

[waldobuttersdf]

Welcome, for we are gathered here today....

[aspacelobster-deactivated201812]

[aspacelobster-deactivated201812]

[birdography]

The most dangerous flightless bird in Australia is sitting under a beach umbrella stealing grapes.

[waldobuttersdf]

It likes polka, I can tell these things immediately.

[mockerd3light]

I read dresden fic, okay, it was like my third fandom that I wrote in on ao3 or my first I don't remember. But like yall all remember that John Marcone is described as gregarious in the books, right? He even smiles and jokes around(sarcastically) with Harry. He looks like an All America High School Football coach. He can look cold, determined and serious in a situation(usually life threatening!) But he is a Mob Guy. By his nature and as described in the books he can play and BE Friendly and Charming and Charismatic!!!

We see Marcone from Harry's perspective!!! Which focuses on his cold and 'predatory' aspects!!

But yall!! This man plays the politics game with normal people, not just blood thirsty supernatural creatures!!!! He is not a cold, brick faced wall most of the time!!! He knows how to Charm people, and he does smile!! The man's got jokes and also a juvenile sense of humor that he shares with Harry. As gay as that phone conversation is read by the fandom(bless) it also reads like a pair of teenage boys/frat bros taking a piss at eachother!!

Humor he wouldn't show in serious situations, but like idk, I just get annoyed seeing him depicted as a wall with a cold attitude in social situations with non-supernaturals.

Like, my guy, my dude, part of the royal disposition is to inspire love and loyalty, that usually means being able to relate to or speak on the level of your subjects. Ie. Fellow mobsters, civilians, etc.

Yall ain't doin my man's justice.

[waldobuttersdf]

Can attest... However, it's him at his most dangerous.

[premierweird]

[waldobuttersdf]

E-fish-ient, right?

[narastories]

haha NO SHIT he does!!!

[waldobuttersdf]

I don't think hug is what's needed.

[cutepetsuwu]

The darkness. The destroyer of worlds.

[petermorwood]

Very small worlds for now, but just you wait.

[waldobuttersdf]

Found Mister's baby pic.

[chongoblog]

Visit Original Link

I made this one for me

[chongoblog]

This song features 136 samples. Here are all the sources used.

Each section of this mashup also has kind of an extended version, the links to which are in the description of the Youtube video found here.

[waldobuttersdf]

POLKA ON because it will never die.

[saienby]

The new Pope only got elected because he called in a favor from Harry Dresden via Forthill

[waldobuttersdf]

That smells like Winter michief to me...

[valtsv]

when you die, all the processes in your body slow down and come to a halt before starting to decay. which means if you were to revive someone from the dead, necromancer-style, you'd potentially have to kickstart their entire system back up from a state of inertia. which means it almost certainly would not be pretty. i'm talking coughing up clots of blood, nauseatingly intense migraines and muscle cramps, and all the sensory overload that would come with firing up the body's engines from frozen cold to fully functioning all guns blazing in the matter of seconds it takes to cast a resurrection spell.

[valtsv]

basically: 'resurrection hangovers' should totally be a thing

[waldobuttersdf]

Can confirm. Ain't no magic to make it pretty either. Therefore, use dinos.

[waldobuttersdf]

It will lift you to dino heights previously unimagined.