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[feminismandmedia]

Magical.

[icrapbubbles]

👌👌 👌 👏 👏

[celestial-peaches-deactivated20]

lmaooo

[hositrugun]

For the record, the guy actually invented this with the intent of it being used to crack down on human trafficking. Traffickers often cover their victims in heavy/unusual makeup before posting pics of them online, to make them harder to detect using normal software.

[lumsel]

oh

[tenkagain]

[ladyshinga]

So basically this is a case of really shitty reporting. The article could have been about an app used to rescue victims of trafficking but they decided to flippantly make it about make-up

[krakkenchaos]

Also it’s a case of people ONLY READING HEADLINES AND NOT THE ACTUAL ARTICLE which is getting to be a HUGE PROBLEM

[zibaldoni-elzapoppin]

September

[the-shy-fox]

[thisbibliomaniac]

Me on Fourth of July like

[depesoon]

Anyway, stop spreading white nationalist rhetoric and toxic nationalism thanks

[that-deist-dude-deactivated2022]

Nobody said anything about race. Stop that.

It’s nationalist to state facts now?

How is this toxic?

Show me countries better than the USA.

[baehraini]

economically

x

human freedom

x

quality of life

x

social progress 

x

income equality (america was among the worst)

x

healthcare

x x

gender equality

x

what exactly makes america the “best country” here? america doesn’t excel in anything.

[pop-titty-epic-deactivated20180]

I was gonna say aren’t we like #1 in a bunch of bad stats? Like aren’t we the top for rape and abuse?

[kvltovcoyote]

we are superior in waging wars, exporting and using firearms, and incarcerating the population among a lot of other terrible things. how depressing is patriotism and nationalism?

[swimmingferret]

I remember this epic moment from The Newsroom

Americans just buy into the propaganda they are the greatest country when there is absolutely zero evidence to say so.

[lilmamabeyellin]

[futubandera-cl]

[oddishtea]

I’ve watched this like 30 times and I cant stop laughing aksjska

[surprisebitch]

the girl has big dick energy

[sl33pyd3mon]

she stole all of his dick energy and killed him

[matydn]

I’m the girl making sure everyone knows he lost

[drishananicole]

Homegirl did a whole dance right after.😂😂😭

[yyunglame]

[dankmemecentral1]

My dad is a kroger manager and sent me this (repost without personal info)

[franksars]

Wow. I’ve never thought about this before.

[golfgalaxy]

my organs when i finally eat my first meal at 5pm

[great-tweets]

INCREDIBLE

[stream]

Superbad (2007)

[macabremusings]

The further we are from the time of Myspace the funnier this gets.

[skittlnoir]

The fact that this is Boyle from b99 makes it 10x funnier

[ghostlyss]

a gps voiced by john mulaney but if you make a wrong turn he just goes

[0orkewjvrfwedr-deactivated20130]

i once took my 14 year old cousin to a ke$ha concert for her birthday. half way through the concert ke$ha screams “STOP.” the music stopped, the audience stopped and ke$ha goes “I JUST REALIZED SOMETHING.” then everyone waited to see what ke$ha could have realized, mid song, mid concert. when ke$ha goes “i just realized….THERE’S NOT ENOUGH GLITTER ON THESE TITTIES” and a guy with a small bucket came out and poured so much glitter on those titties, that he saved the concert. 

[pinkisbitter]

That fuckin picture of that guy at agraveyard holdin like, a cup or smt, with a mothman sized moth with him, both staring directly at the camera is somehow the funniest image but I haven’t been able to find it in months

[cryogenicmeltdown]

This one?

[pinkisbitter]

PRECISELY THAT ONE

[allbusybees]

forgive yourself. whether you fail a test, eat too many cookies, say the wrong thing, fail a class, or spend a whole day in bed — learn to forgive yourself. the next day will be better. the next day will be a day closer to your next success. you can do it.

[montypythonfan]

[snaacks-deactivated20200913]

yall let the yodeling kid prosper but not this LEGEND???

[rarelove]

^^↑^^