Nicotine and Faded Dreams

hey man

[blackqueerblog]

“did i say that out loud?”

[cruzfucker]

[anti0ch]

in a swamp

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or in a bog

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there’s nothing finer

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than a frog 🐸

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in the mud

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or by the road

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there’s nothing slicker

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than a toad!!

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in a shoe

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or in a boot

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there’s nothing neater

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than a newt!

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in the moss

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or in a pail

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there’s nothing dearer

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than a snail 🐌

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By the lamp

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Or on a cloth

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There’s nothing sweeter

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than a Moth!

[flappy-derkins]

In the grass

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By the lake

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There is nothing sneakier

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Than a snake 🐍

[mango-dolphin]

when you

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hrngh

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you

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BEE

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[jaydenthorne]

No. Hollywood has an older man problem.

[castielcampbell]

this is so gross

[aqueerkettleofish]

I wish I could remember the name of the actress who went ballistic after being told that, at 35, she was too old to play the love interest for the 55-year-old lead.

[aqueerkettleofish]

It was Maggie Gyllenhall.  And I stand corrected, she was 37.

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Damn

[dniudsnf]

i’m forever a lover of the stars and the moon

[dankmemeuniversity]

[panini-deaky-blog]

My cats weird obsession with Ringo Starr

So recently my cat has become infatuated with a picture of Ringo Starr I have hanging up in my room

He only ever does this with ringo, not George, the only other picture he can reach, I thought maybe he actually liked Paul or maybe it was just the frame so I conducted an experiment

I decided to try out some different pics of the Beatles together and he still seemed to prefer ringo over the other three

I then tried out individual photos to see which he preferred and he stuck by ringo every time

Finally I tested a picture of the band from a different era where they looked different, at least to a cat, and he still preferred Ringo, thus telling me that my cat has a thing for Ringo Starr

[guzhuangheaven]

How to make ancient Chinese lip rouge by 李子柒

[mamapluto]

All of her videos are so great tbh

[arcaniumagi2]

her vids are like… Films.

[immaterialmurdoc]

she a has video where she deadass makes furniture out of bambo, a rustic sink out of a rock and literally makes a silk blanket…like from the start, she collects the silk, stretches it, everything, she a real crafter(also, i really want a video where she shows how to make those massive multipurpose cleavers she’s always using.)

[343enderspark]

I love love love her videos

[djsubatomic]

Visit Original Link

Inspired @connorsquarter ‘s post

[ziraseal]

I feel like I’m playing the most suspenseful moment of a Bioshock game and this is the audio recording I’ve found in the bottom of a trash can

[recaption]

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[goobra]

did y’all see the news??

this is an excerpt from mr. rogers biography - it’s really cool to see such an inspiring man be willing to admit that he’s not straight

[bunjywunjy]

my car is 10 years old and does not have Bluetooth so I just have a USB with Despacito on it that I take everywhere and pop in whenever I’m feeling really dramatic

[bunjywunjy]

this is completely unconnected to the meme, I just really like Despacito.

[culopeludo]

praying for op so they can discover what an aux cord is 😢🙏

[dateaboysuggestions]

Date a boy who smacks your butt every chance he gets

[full-metal-furies]

[1920′s gangster voice] every single one’a you’s…… every single one’a you’s is valid…….

[goodboygustav]

t’anks boss 

[tgi-spideys]

In Miles Universe

Its Decembruary

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[haarute]

Sorry to disappoint but

This however, means that Miles just deadass wrote “Decembruary” on his test.

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My guy was trying way too hard to look dumb

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